Brother Lonnie’s Ethnic Community Outreach

Brother Lonnie has been on the forefront of non-normal outreach.

There’s been a lot of hateful and just plain wrong comments directed at this holy netsite and Brother Lonnie in particular regarding baseless claims of racism. I am shocked, hurt, outraged, appalled and shocked by these unfounded and libelous claims. Brother Lonnie’s favorite secular show was “Good Times” so he’s well aware of the plight of our non-normal brothers and sisters and loves all God’s children no matter their skin color be it black, brown, yellow or normal. Below is an excerpt for a recent sermon he gave to our non-normal brothers and sisters in their native tongue. It is presented here today on this holy netsite for any other non-normals interested in Brother Lonnie’s teachings.

“Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus’ be messin’ my old lady got to be runnin’ col’ upside down his head! Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain’t gonna lay no mo’ big rap upon you man! I say hey sky, s’other say I won’ say I pray to J I get the same ol’ same ol’. Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform us’ down I take TCBin, man’. You know wha’ they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay’er down an’ smack ’em yack ’em. Col’ got to be! Yo! Sheeeeeeet!

Bet babe, slide a piece a da porter, drink si’ run th’ java. Lookie here, I can dig grease and butter on some draggin’ fruit garden. S’mo fo butter layin’ to the bone. Jackin’ me up. Cutty say he can’t hang. Jus’ hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the rebound a de medcide. What it is big mamma, my mamma didn’t raise no dummy, I dug her rap. Cut me som’ slac’ jak! Chump don’ wan’ no help, chump don’ git no help. Jive ass dude don’ got no brains anyhow.”

Beautiful words to live by and it is my hope this lays to rest those false claims of racism.

Dyno-Mite!

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Staunch anti-masturbation Christian soldier and former lifelong Echo & the Bunnymen fan until I learned the dangers of secular music. Brother Lonnie saved me from a life of homoerotic servitude in which I was paid with food items from McDonald's value menu. I co-founded Christians Overcoming Carnal Knowledge (or COCK) to help former homogays test their firm commitment to a heterosexual lifestyle. I enjoy Gladiator movies, Top Gun and Christian fellowship with Latino men.

11 Comments on Brother Lonnie’s Ethnic Community Outreach

    • No, but I have read that the Goggles and the Yoohoos, will. My brother Ephesians is fluent in Darkie Lingo. He may be able to hop online and translate anything you need re worded in the Lords language.

      English.

      Amen.

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      • Brother Rev. Tuggins, you are a real gentleman, Sir. I appreciate your offer, most sincerely.

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  1. Lonnie, him be talking some natty bo fo' shizzle!!!
    Now that's what I call taking up the white mans burden!
    I hope he didn't pick up any of that ebola when he was preaching to those special needs folk. The man has real courage to "cross the tracks" like that. Hes just like Dr Martin Luther King but in negative and free of communism. what a "hepcat"!
    Praise!

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  2. “Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus’ be messin’ my old lady got to be runnin’ col’ upside down his head! Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain’t gonna lay no mo’ big rap upon you man! I say hey sky, s’other say I won’ say I pray to J I get the same ol’ same ol’. Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform us’ down I take TCBin, man’. You know wha’ they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay’er down an’ smack ‘em yack ‘em. Col’ got to be! Yo! Sheeeeeeet!

    TRANSLATION!

    Golly-Wilikers! That male is making unsavory advances toward my woman, and thus I must, and quite rightly so, challenge him to a bout of pugilism, wherein I shall be victorious. You know that male has tremendous audacity and has over-stepped his boundary lines, he shan't deceive my keen eye! I am fully aware of his intentions.

    Some people they do not pray for it is ineffective. Use your mind, you seem to be reasonably intelligent, you know what is said about said matter, see the prize, you must go and step up, and take the prize! You must be pro-active. Hear me! Indeed!

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  3. Masturbation be a gateway sticky-icky-icky ta rape. Well shiiiit, it also leadz ta horny-ass dysfunction, erodes crew joints, n' be a top ten cause of disease.
    STOP FUCKIN YO-SELF NOW!!!

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  4. I drafted a ethnic player one year in fantasy football. I think he ended up killing a bunch of people.

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  5. If you don't want to be racist do NOT refer to white people as normal. Statistically white people are not normal. Plus we say Asian. Not yellow. Unless you fucknuts believe The Simpsons are real.

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