DARKEST AFRICA- SMNNN
Ebola, feared disease who’s horrible symptoms include organ explosion and puss legions, and eventually, painful excruciating death, is now spreading rapidly across the countries of Guinea, Liberia and Sierra Leone, affecting hundreds of millions of non-normals and leaving a trail of death and suffering, all of which may be caused by self-rape.
The international not-for-profit Christian satellite, Faithstar 711, completed a global survey of the Earth’s daily temperature, and found a one degree increase in the local average temperatures of these lesser countries over a two year period. Faithastronomers agree that this is indeed most likely caused by masturbation increases in the afflicted countries.
Lonnie Childs has sent word that all missionary activities be suspended in that region until, ” They hose those places down. Like really good. With some Lysol. “.
The Sierra Leone Army has begun removing the hands of all captured masturbators, not just because it stops them from masturbating, but also because it is what they do.
There is no predicting the outcome of this crisis, but rest assured, it is no where near the USA or UK, so most Normals will be unaffected.