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Is Your Wife, Daughter, or Gay Son Masturbating With Household Items?

(StopMasturbationNOW)—Masturbation in a home can be a most dangerous thing. Besides the obvious physical dangers you are also inviting Satan to live with you. Well fathers, you need to be on the lookout, wives daughters and the gays are self-raping with household items.

As items such as hair curlers, baby toys and even your tools can be inserted into the anus or vagina for reasons of sinpleasure.

Take a look at just some of the items we found:
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Why is this happening? There is a new all-female all gay version of twitter called Pinterest, here masturbators exchange ideas and services free of charge without any straight male oversight.

 

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Cathy Redmond
5 years ago

I would sign a petition to ban all of these items (and others) as “dual-use technology”. Better to be safe than sorry. Praise.

Wow lolz alot
Wow lolz alot
5 years ago
Reply to  Cathy Redmond

Repent Renen Segretti REPENT!!! THEY ARE ONTO US!!!!! Meet at the place they call pintrest. We must tell them all!

Renan Segretti
Renan Segretti
5 years ago

Dammit. You people are unmasking all our satanic secrets!!

Bejazzled
Bejazzled
5 years ago

My wife was using the vacuum cleaner on her sin zone, and she had such an intense reaction, she kicked me in the head when I came to see what the trouble was. I don’t feel too good now, all dizzy and sick.

Kenneth Day
5 years ago
Reply to  Bejazzled

More proof of the violence that a masturbating woman commonly inflicts on the poor unsuspecting men that encounter them.

Matron Danielle Nekoosak
Matron Danielle Nekoosak
5 years ago

If this continues, men will be of no use at all but to mow the lawn!

Satan doesn't care
Satan doesn't care
5 years ago

Honestly you idiots it’s a natural part of life. There is nothing wrong with masturbation. Women do not need a man In The house to watch over them and being gay and masturbating is FINE. Stop being dicks and get over yourself. If anything, you know God’ll forgive them if they actually believe In him.

shelley
shelley
5 years ago

this page is absolutely disgusting! You are all mentally ILL and need help! I prey for all your children !!!! Sickos!

Ziggy
Ziggy
5 years ago

you ever slide on ya wang with a piece of lettuce? mmm

Cassidy Pen
Cassidy Pen
5 years ago

I have something to Say… I am Gay.

Chloe Cunningham
Chloe Cunningham
5 years ago
Reply to  Cassidy Pen

That is nice Cassidy! Have a good life 🙂

Matt peterson
Matt peterson
5 years ago

You guys are retarded sickos maybe masturbating isint the best thing but the way you deal with it is screwed up god should help all of u be normal and get out of your f–ked up ways

Jessica Lawrence
Jessica Lawrence
5 years ago

This is the most ridiculous site I have came across. Fuck you and all you pretentious Bible Bangers. “Straight male over sight? ” This is nothing but a bunch of sheep blindly following a controlling, mind washing and degrading cult disguised as religion. I “pray” that you poor fools pull your heads out of your ass and realize there is nothing wrong with sex, or liking sex for that matter. If you are a good person, who ever is running this world won’t damn you for enjoying everything this planet has to offer. Get out there, live your life and… Read more »