About TheRev Leroy Jenkins 36 Articles
TheRev Leroy Jenkins was born the oldest of 13 children in a small farm town of Sweet Apple, Oh. While on the farm he learned to fear god, a woman's place is in the kitchen, a mans place is to be the head of the household, and masturbation is a sin. At 18 TheRev left his small town and moved to Seattle to attend college, while there he was tempted by some filthy pot-weed injecting hippies to try masturbations, this led to a downward spiral of ellis dee bong hits, pot weed injections, listening to Milli Vanilli, and holding a sign saying "Will self rape for McNuggets." He was at his lowest point in his life when he was saved by Lonnie Childs of the Stop Masturbation Now church, Lonnie took him in, bathed him in his Holy Golden Shower of Truth, and educated him in FaithFacts™ and Brother Lonnie's University of FaithFacts™ in Stafford, AZ. TheRev was an avid student and earned his PHD of FaithFacts™ from B.L.U.FF and was sent out on a Mission to spread Lonnie's word to heathen Amish-Mexicans in rural Ohio. TheRev now resides in Ohio and runs the Ohio B.L.U.FF campus in Homersville, Oh with his 5 Same Race Assigned Spouses and his 23 Normal children. Brother Leroy is Senior Staff writer for B.L.U.FF Press LLC. In 2011 TheRev was awarded The Pulitzer Prize and Edward G. Murrow Award for his in depth expose' on the Myth of the Female Orgasm.
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31 Comments on Masturbation Rates by Species

  1. This sounds like bullshit period pot weed injections? Have you even seen weed? It’s a plant like flowers, grass, mushrooms. People like you who have no clue at all of what their talking about should be killed.. Xoxo people who smoke

    • Dear Filthy Pot-weed Injecting Hippie Masturbationist, It’s “They’re” not “Their.” Maybe if you spent a little more time with your Bible, and less time doing ellis dee bong hits, you’d learn a basic comprehension of proper grammar. God Bless, TheRev

  2. There again come the sinners, always doubting Faithfacts because the devil inside of them commands them to ignore the truth the Lord instilled. Self molestarts like hippie sinners that do not have the common sense of knowing what incest is and what is not will always attack our good friend Reverend LeRoy. You are the one that does not know what he’s talking about. Praise!

  3. The devil is in the facts…..and the facts are this website is spreading hate speech and mis-information. May god have mercy on those who wrote this rubbish…….

      • Hey, cock sucker. The scientific term is, “penis”. If you were educated in something more than comments to show off that you’re a Christian asshole, then I think more people would respect your religion. You honestly deserve to die. How mentally impaired do you have to be to think that masturbating is self rape? I enjoy it once in awhile, so if I enjoy it, it’s not rape. Also, how is shaking myself the same as shaking the devil’s hand. No, I’m pretty sure I’m shaking my penis. You, sir, can go fuck yourself eternally in a false hell.

  4. It is LSD, and you do not hit it out of a bong. It is a chemical that is usually blotted onto a small piece of paper and then dissolved on the tongue. I have never done LSD in my life and I know that. Anyone with common sense knows that. Also, you do not inject “pot-weed,” or cannabis as it is really called. It is a plant that is used for medicine. In your Bible, Genesis 1:29 states, “Then God said, ‘Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the surface of all the earth, and every tree which has fruit yielding seed; it shall be food for you.” People like you are the reason the world is in ruin, spreading your filth to feeble minded individuals and slowing the advancement of humankind. I am honestly shocked at your stupidity. Have you ever considered visiting a psychiatrist? I am convinced you may have schizophrenia.

    • I am a Clinical Psychologist and have evaluated the Reverend many times and he is as mentally healthy as any man I have met. You however, seem like a dangerously deluded individual in need of prayer and education. masturbation is very dangerous.

  5. What the fuck is an ornamental? YOU ARE QUITE POSSIBLY ONE OF THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. Going to go Fap away now, ====[) ~~~~~~

    • What is stupid is masturbation considering the dangers. Do you currently self-rape?

  6. I don’t even now how to comprehend this bullshit that I just read. This is a racist, sexist, and misleading graph. You discriminate against anyone who isn’t white with your so called “faith facts” . You use long outdated terms for these “races” (Not species). This whole website is pathetic. You can’t can’t even spell “oriental” right. Where do you get these numbers for your graphs from?

  7. Joey, if you would stop masturbating long enough to actually read the story, you might understand that it’s totally true and totally real. The semen you have spilled on your mom’s bed has clouded your judgement. Praise!

  8. I am extremely sorry sister Shelly I now see the light. Thank yo for saving me from the horrible temptation of self rape. Praise Jesus 😉

  9. I don’t know if I should laugh or cry from the stupidity presented in this argument. Bar graph! A bar graph of information which you had collected from where? And to say that people of different ethnicities or races are a separate species? I pray to God that you may be enlightened from instances like this, and understand how misleading evidence will harm your faith, as an entity, rather than help.

  10. bathed him in his “golden holy shower”…hahahahahaa….did he piss on him???
    i shake my sinstick 10 times a day…lol

  11. Holy shit this is the most retarded piece of shit graph ever. I hope whoever made this kills themselves because I’d like to breed out the retardation we experience nowadays. Firstly, completely unlabelled with no real indication on what any of this data means. Secondly, no sources to prove anything of the sort. I’m imagining this is some sort of unbelievably shitty troll picture and troll website because this is bat shit retarded. If you’ve done any sort of research on the subject, masturbation is extremely healthy for people at an age of sexual maturity and helps to prevent prostate cancer.

    Enjoy your slow and painful deaths and withered, useless genitalia you braindead fundies.

  12. I have never hated Christians so much in my life before now. This, “The arev” is pissing me off. You can’t inject marijuana. You people can’t determine what good colors and bad colors are. Also, since when were you the survey of masturbation? I honestly think that you people are corrupted, but for attention. Not that of a higher power, but of that of the people you entertain on the internet. You people don’t know what you’re talking about. I fucking hate you all. Bye, assholes.

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