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The Natural Order of the Household

Here you will find the new Faith Inspiring poster posted in every classroom on BLUFF campus. This is to remind the student of their place in the world, and their roles as adults and required by Elephatitans 5:1-12:

Elephantitans 5:1-12
1 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, and unto the Lonnie.
2 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Lonnie is the head of BLUFF: and he is the savior of the body.
3 Therefore as mankind is subject unto Lonnie, so let the wives be to their own husbands in EVERY THING.
4 Husbands, discipline your wives, even as Lonnie also disciplines your wives, and gave himself for it;
5That he might sanctify and cleanse her with the white washing of her skin by his touch,
6 That Lonnie might present it to himself a glorious BLUFF, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without any brown of any kind.
7 So ought men to beat their wives not their own bodies. He that beateth his wife beateth not himself.
8 For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, yet not touch it, not even once:
9 For we are members of Lonnie’s body, of his flesh, and of his bones.
1 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh under the watchful eye of Brother Lonnie.
11 This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Lonnie and the BLUFF.
12 Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so disciple his wife even Lonnie does; and the wife see that she reveres her husband.

Faith Based Inspirational Poster on all the walls of BLUFF classrooms

Faith Based Inspirational Poster on all the walls of BLUFF classrooms

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Jason McKay
Jason McKay
5 years ago

Praise,if only non normals had a father figure.

Science2
Science2
5 years ago
Reply to  Jason McKay

You look like a goat raper. LOL! You´ll never get laid dude. and your granny hates you.

Lonnie Childs
Admin
5 years ago

We need to put these in schools!

scootermcshooter
scootermcshooter
5 years ago

Oh christina. I just masturbated to the thought of you. Yeahhh baby!!!!!

Lonnie Childs
Admin
5 years ago

Rude!

Science2
Science2
5 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

Don´t bother Mr. Childfucker. Just masturbated over your picture. You sick son of a whore.

Liam McKey
5 years ago

Proof that feminism is a lie.

scooter mcshooter
scooter mcshooter
5 years ago

Fuck off lemy!!!

Animosity
Animosity
5 years ago

Lemmy used to be cool. He used to write songs like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdegjWkZW4Q

Anti-religion, anti-politician, anti-war. Also pro-feminist cuz he supported the band Girlschool. Dunno what happened. Maybe Dave “Born Again Santorum” Shitstain gave him a blowjob and he liked it.

Truffle
5 years ago

Typical ramblings of an Island convict masturhater.

Jesus's lil Spankgirl
Jesus's lil Spankgirl
5 years ago

“Husbands, discipline your wives,” Sounds kinky! Does BLUFF provide the S&M Gear?!

“even as Lonnie also disciplines your wives, and gave himself for it” – Yeurggh!!!11 Yuck yuck yuck! Nevermind.

Cassidy Pen
5 years ago

Do not click the link. It is porn spam and will delete your cpu.

A-M
A-M
5 years ago

I bet y’all this Lonnie guy has sucked at least two dicks in his life.

bridgetbrown
bridgetbrown
5 years ago

O.o u guys r some kinky sonofabitches lol