Here you will find the new Faith Inspiring poster posted in every classroom on BLUFF campus. This is to remind the student of their place in the world, and their roles as adults and required by Elephatitans 5:1-12:
1 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, and unto the Lonnie.
2 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Lonnie is the head of BLUFF: and he is the savior of the body.
3 Therefore as mankind is subject unto Lonnie, so let the wives be to their own husbands in EVERY THING.
4 Husbands, discipline your wives, even as Lonnie also disciplines your wives, and gave himself for it;
5That he might sanctify and cleanse her with the white washing of her skin by his touch,
6 That Lonnie might present it to himself a glorious BLUFF, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without any brown of any kind.
7 So ought men to beat their wives not their own bodies. He that beateth his wife beateth not himself.
8 For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, yet not touch it, not even once:
9 For we are members of Lonnie’s body, of his flesh, and of his bones.
1 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh under the watchful eye of Brother Lonnie.
11 This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Lonnie and the BLUFF.
12 Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so disciple his wife even Lonnie does; and the wife see that she reveres her husband.