17 Year Old Girl Struck by Lightning While Masturbating

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(Stop Masturbation Now)— There is nothing more disgusting than the thought of a teenage girl touching herself. Well… nature agrees too. Jennifer Connery of Hoagland Nebraska was struck by lightning this past Tuesday while masturbating outside behind a tree. β€œWe don’t let our kids masturbate in the home for this very reason so I guess she had to sneak out side” embarrassed father Winston Connery was quoted as saying when contacted.

According to medical experts the moisture between her genitals and her fingertips served as a conductor and caused a lot of damage to nerve endings there is a good chance she will not regain feeling in either. “She is lucky to have only been using two fingers at the time, it could have been much worse” Carol Rogers, pediatric nurse responded. “Right now I think she is just embarrassed that she had to learn a lesson the hard way”

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.

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992 Comments on 17 Year Old Girl Struck by Lightning While Masturbating

  1. I sort of feel bad for Winston, but this happened on his watch so he should have been more diligent with this fathering techniques.

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    • Dude, My dad left me on a cross for a week. Cut this guy some slack.

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      • Are you cunts for real!!!!? If god existed ppl like you wouldn't be breathing now!

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        • It's something every one dose in life perfectly normal
          How could you be embarrassed is she got struck by lightning you would be in pain that your child is hurt if god existed then why war rape murder steeling bullying hate to different races and the rest

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          • Bro, you really need to look at something called a theodicy. Its practically a philosophy explaining why things happened and in a logical way. Check it out on wikipedia or some other site, some theodicies will answer why all that stuff happens πŸ™‚

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          • Is this site a joke? I mean REALLY? Just the "pray for"/"pay against" is so fucked up to begin with! This is the problem with you "RELIGIOUS" assholes! Y'all are some judgemental fucks!

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          • Why would i get pray against for using theodices as an idea, do half you twats even know what a theodicy is?

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          • Honestly this site is fucking retarded. Masturbation is completely natural. It's completely okay to be curious about sexual pleasure. It helps relieve stress. It is not dangerous to do so. This girl just got unlucky if this really happened. Yes you consider Lust a sin, but masturbation is not a sin. Lust is, in my mind and layman's terms, prostitution or whoring.

            And the Pray for/against makes no fucking sense to me. Both sound like an insult to me as if I have something wrong with me.

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          • Religious assholes? lol ok just because some ignorant chump made this page up and happened to bring god into it you have to bring god into it yourself and categorize religious people as judgmental and assholes when if you actually took some time and knew anything about religion then you would realize how idiotic what your saying is. this page is a joke and a poor one at that. but you have the freedom of your own religion or lack of religion but dont put mine down and even if you do it wont shake my faith

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          • I assumed this site was a satyr/joke site like The Onion or "This is That"...I *am correct, aren't I? This is hilarious. Keep up the stories! I am laughing out loud. The comments are quite amusing as well, especially the ones who think there are people that would actually believe this to be true.

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          • another thing danny needs to look at would probably have to be maybe a dictionary .

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          • You want to know why there is war rape and murder because god gave us FREE WILL good and bad and his book and laws kept us on the path
            of righteousness and good because we put murders rapists kidnappers to death but then you anti god liberals took god away took him out of school out of your house out of our courts and you dont follow the commandments so sin runs free in the world and will only stop when
            we return to god and put sinners to death.

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        • i know, Oh My Fictional God!! i thought this was a freakin onion story, i thought; this can't be real its gotta b bullshit, but apparently there is a movement against the safest way for a single person to have an orgasm!!

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        • If there is a god, it'd have to be a woman. Only a woman has God's sick sense of humor.

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      • To every one who thinks its not natural to masturbate its is natural so get over it k

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          • Self rape is probably the best thing I have ver heard πŸ˜€ I can imagine: 'Hand what are you doing?...Hand? Stop...What part of NO you dont understand?...HAAAND NOOOO...no, no no, nooooooooo...YOU'RE MONSTER!!!'

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          • Let's be honest, the only rape going on was the lighting wanted to hit that and oh did it hit her good and hard, yes it did. God was like, "here... let me help you out with that."

            --- And one thing, I can't believe as a Christian you could say murder is natural. What's natural is our God given right for freedom of choice, which is in your bible, get the app version it really helps you catch up on your missed reading. Jesus I'm sure jacked off behind a tree many a time, I mean he was a man and under a lot of stress. God made our bodies to be a temple unto Him and if he didn't want a woman to feel pleasure without her husbands ... inside of her he wouldn't have made it possible. One of the first things a little baby boy does is play with his little member. Are you telling me a baby who can't even talk yet is sinning? Um, no.

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          • Bahahahaha TOUCH YOUR WET PUSSY, STROKE YOUR HARD COCK. Masterbation is normal you fuckwits. Would you rather they go sleeping around instead?? Bloody hell didn't Jesus die on the cross so everyone could live?? So do some living and have the best orgasm of your life withyourself hhaha

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          • Do your genitals consent to the abuse you are putting them through?
            think about it.
            Or are you having non consensual sex with a member of your own self same gender?
            we encapsulate this concept in the term "to self rape". so it sounds more punchy. and because that's what it is. praise.

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          • LOL self rape, are you serious? please tell me you aren't. i am a serial self rapist then holy crap.

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          • You use that word, rape, but I don't think you know what it is.

            You sound like a moron. Self rape...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

            Maybe someone should pray for you to be less of a fucking moron, but then you'd stop being so stupidly hilarious.

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          • A) What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
            B) So wait, then wouldn't sex even AFTER marriage be considered rape? Because by your loose definition, your "genitals can't consent," and I've never heard my vagina say "WOO YEAH LET'S GO!" before sex.
            C) Murder is not natural, however, masturbation is. All of those animals that you believe that God just placed on the earth masturbate.

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          • Honestly, how do you rape yourself? or rape your genitals? seriously they are a part of you. Its not like you're doing any harm to anyone or anything. I mean maybe you might get a burn if you dont use any lube but thats about all the harm you'll get from it or if you're a female and you use a tool that can give you burns there. Yes, I'm a christian and I'm not against it. Explain the harm in it and how its a sin. I see how adultry is and I can also see how avoiding it will promote it and possibly rape. If you raise children that its WRONG and a evil evil thing and the only way they can take care of it is through someone else then well, they'll either sleep with everything that moves, rape someone or if they do happen to masturbate they'll think they have to kill themselves due to depression of doing something they did that is "evil"

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          • This aspect of FaithScience does seem confusing to many at first so allow me to explain:

            "Lo, thy body is a temple and a sanctuary and must forever remain to itself inviolate" - Ludacris 4-7

            the body is innocent like the temple and wishes to remain unsullied. however the body (temple) needs a mind (preist) to control it and of course the mind is naturally evil.
            the body gives no consent to its own violation and would not never violate itself without a mind; corpses rarely masturbate.
            yet both are said to be "you".(!?!)
            So, according to scripture, when the mind urges the hand to violate the sin zones of the body for its own pleasure, "you" (the evil mastermind) can be said to be raping your "Self" (the innocent mute body); so you are raping yourself.

            are you getting this yet? some people start to feel a bit sick at this point.

            Ive probably just blown your mind with that one, so ill leave it to settle in for a while.
            Bless you my son.

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          • Carlos danger what kind of name is that??? one are you some kind of stupid?? self=-rape?? murder is not the same masturbating.... o and your photo you look like fag.... stupid fucker...

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          • Murder is natural you have to be kidding me I'm going to masturbate right now because that's natural not murder wth

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          • Under what warped worldview is murder considered "natural?" By the way, having a "pray against" button is horrifying as a believing man. Shame

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          • The world is full of murder ma'am, and animals do it constantly so it must be natural. This is according to the logic of you masturhaters.
            please stop living in a dreamworld and come to Jesus (via Lonnie Childs).

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          • If you think your body parts are self aware then you have some major issues.

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        • I'm more amused by the fact that the moisture generated by masturbation was conductive enough to divert the lightning away from the tree that it should of struck seeing as it was closer to the bolt. Also, how did the girl only sustain nerve damage from a voltage of round 30k and amp's of round 200? That shit's fucking lethal.

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      • Man you guys are a bunch of weird cunts believing in your fake prophet. Its lovely to fuck a nice pussy and enjoy watching her cum. Its nice to watch a girl masturbating. All you loser cunts deserve to die. You are the only abomination here.

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      • Placing a child in a restraint is just child abuse, your dad should be locked up for being a child abuser. Not that bible bashers seem to mind them.

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        • I totally agree with your response, I'm a woman an on the flip side I agree it's amazing to be fucked an have your man watch you come or play with your self. can't believe some of the shit some of these people are spouting!!

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          • Why is it that people are so content to lump every Christian in the world into the category of "Bible Basher" (which historically was actually a term used to describe atheists who read scripture out of context)? I struggle to believe anything on this site is real, and that it is here to incite hatred towards Christian stereotypes.

            I think people take this website far too seriously as it seems to be nothing more than poorly-conceived satire.

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          • Oh another "satire" troll.
            Dont doubt the truth and veracity of the coming of Lonnie Childs, Sir.
            You know next time someone asks me if this holiest website is real or not, I swear, im going to pray them to death.
            peace be with you πŸ˜€

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      • You guys...that cross...omg that could totally be used for kinking sex! πŸ˜€

        NOT FOR KIDS THOUGH. 😐

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      • wow you people are incredibly stupid.. so let me get this straight. someone doing what comes natural because of sexual urges that are perfectly normal to relieve tension and create pleasure. she wasnt out having sex with a random stranger. so what does it matter if she does masturbate.. thats why christianity is nothing more than another belief system that isnt true. like islam, hinduism, judaism etc...

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      • https://www.facebook.com/pages/Unofficial-Jesus-Christ/696273130426134?ref=hl&ref_type=bookmark

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      • So I got blackout drunk for a few days that one time. Shit happens. It's been over 2,000 years since it happened, Jesus. Let it go already.

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      • So I got blackout drunk for a few days that one time. Shit happens. It's been over 2,000 years since it happened, Jesus. Let it go already.

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      • What the he'll is wrong with you Jesus Christ sacrificed his life for are sins and your going to make fun of him that's totally messed up........Romans 5:8 in that good demonstrates hiss love toward us Christ died for us.....respect that and also don't think I'm some person trying to get you to believe in god our anything but if you do great but what I'm trying to say is if you don't believe in him then don't say anything bad that will affect then

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      • There is no Hoagland, Nebraska. This story is absolutely absurd! So stupid you people believe this

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        • Back inthe '60's my brother was a lifeguard at Rockaway Beach in NYC, Anyway this girl was wearing a cross on a necklace and got struck by lighting... it branded her: a circle around her neck and a cross on her chest... scared for life and yes she did live after being struck by lightniing

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    • Did the electirc shock at least finish her off properly? I mean god wouldnt have let her not finsh as that would have been a worse punishment... letting her get so far and then not climaxing... Not cool from your Jebus or god or whatever lol

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    • Shut up shit brick ppl like you make me sick I bet you yank on you tiny cock over the thought of this girl fucking herself you fucktard

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    • I'm going to go watch some lesbian porn and touch myself to it because everyone masturbates even if you admit or not you stupid people

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    • I can not believe what I'm reading. Are you seriously telling me god struck her down for something classed as a very natural part of life both male and female. What must this poor girl be going through. First feeling the need to go outside to do this, then being struck by lightening. And finally blamed for the entire experience because you absolute Neanderthals haven't moved out of the dark ages. And before I'm condemned I visit my church every Sunday I am a proud farther and love my children. None of them once of age will ever feel the need to run out in the woods when they will have there own privacy to learn about there body and not feel dirty for doing so
      I feel disgusted these people are so backwards

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      • dudes and dudettes:
        this website is a joke website, like the onion.
        please do not worry.
        the "pray for" and "pray against" is a very clever way of saying "like" or "dislike."

        jeesh...

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    • All she had to do was stay indoors and CALL Me... I would have loved to have helped her!!

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    • is this site real? Like is this a joke lol I find it hard to believe this is real

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      • sLIEence is for people who dont understand religion and cant stop masturbating long enough to learn.
        pow.
        game over.

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        • You do realize it's "Science" not "Slieence" << They don't even sound similar.

          If you want to play it that way then lets change "Religion" into "ReLIEgion"
          At least that sounds closer to the original word

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    • masturbation is good for the soul - especially when done during gang bangs....in the choir room....etc,etc....

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    • I think this girls father is a sick and disgusting man! I think his daughter is beautiful and he wanted to exploit her so he could see all the men out there talking about the things they would like to do to her! I think this is child Abuse! What better way to mess up your kid for life then to air your families dirty laundry all over the internet! If I was this girl I would file charges and move out! Hell, I have 5 kids she is more than welcome to live with us! Poor sweet girl!! Shame on you dad!

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      • Betcha she does it again, but maybe out behind the chicken coop. With one of em electric eggs'

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    • If that is her picture under the lighting strike she a cutie. When she turns 18 come find me and I'll give her a hand.

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    • so, a woman is expected to wait till marriage to have sex and masturbation is disgusting ? what the HELL is a girl supposed to do ? we're all grown here, masturbating is healthy . don't be childish about these kinds of things . don't act like you never do so ..

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      • I would like to point out that both male and females are expected to wait until marriage and not masturbate.

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        • Expected by whom? The traffic light? There's plenty of very orthodox religious girls around where I live and most, if not all, are very skilled in manual and oral sex before they are married. Gift from God? Mwuhahaha

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    • Bono Reznor looks like Stannis Baratheon from Game of Thrones. Praise to the one true king of Westoros!

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    • Funny how you guys think this is an actual website for stopping masturbation, lol like really! 8========D ~ ~~

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    • wow their has to be alot more lighting in this world. I am sure that this is a fake story noone can really be this hard core. would you guys rather she had sex?

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    • I masturbate at least once daily. It is natural for human body to do so and science has linked many positives to daily or near daily self gratification. I am happy to see that the young lady took it upon herself to make herself feel good. While sad to hear about her accident, it could have been avoided completely if the parents were more understanding and not close minded. I hope that she recovers feeling in all effected areas, and would also hope that she doesn't give into the less that her parents are surely to now tell her. This is not an act of a vengeful wrong to a deadly sin, just happens that she was in the wrong place at the wrong time or the atmospherics, her proximity to the tree and her wetness played a factor. It's amazing how blown out of proportion and bigoted this article is.

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    • Um no masturbation isn't a sin it's experiencing and learning your body o.o sheesh...........

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    • Thank you for posting that picture of her it helped me during my masturbation session!!!

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    • The thought of a woman touching herself is wrong? Jesus it really gets me going when I pick a woman up at a club and she does that in front of me at home! πŸ˜€

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    • Shouldn't we "sin" as much as possible? If Jesus died for our sins it would be a waste if we didn't sin every possible moment.

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    • Why are Christians so hung up on anything sexual? Better she masturbate than have unprotected sex and get an STD or pregnant.

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    • "There is nothing more disgusting about a girl touching herself"... Go fuck yourself. Lol all of you... Seriously.

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    • I honestly can't even tell if this website is for real or not. Are you people absolutely insane? How is the thought of someone masturbating disgusting? I just don't get it...

      You know what is way more disgusting than that? A tribe of desert people using a make believe god as an excuse to rape and kill thousands of other human beings, and then that same god being used to promote bullshit like this thousands of years later.

      I can't believe people this stupid are still living.

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    • You Tellin me not too jerk it kinda makes me wanna use my idle hand if you know What'm saying πŸ˜‰ I'm just sayin!.. im probly gonna jerk it so hard to this story tonight Xp fuck might even put a finger in my butt and scream the lords name in vain. Idk sometimes I Getz freaky like that Xp but this religiously biased story is fucking ridiculous. Sorry you got touched by the hand of god girl. Dont hate me, bible thumpers! Pray for my rotting soul

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    • How the hell can anyone say something like this. That poor girl is just being a human being. Anyone who says this is disgusting and has never done that themselves is a lie. Obviously all people want to do is judge. I more disgusted with people's reactions and comments than anything else.

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    • I assure every single one of you retards that masturbation is not wrong and I myself don't believe that the bible is all lies and that everything you learn at your brain washing cults(church) is completely false I do believe in a god but not the one you people have begun to believe in and explain to me the masturbating thing did Fucking Jesus stare at his dick and decide no one shall pleasure themselves? It doesn't make any sense and you could tell me the story of Adam and Eve and all that bullshit but at the end of the day you assholes are judging a girl basically based off of what you read in a book so good job everybody You're all just as big of "sinners" as this girl was real or fake I'm just proving a point so Fuck every single one of you who can't form their own opinions so they have to blindly follow religion there's my rant of the day go ahead and try to prove me wrong with your tellings of Moses and the 12 disciples or however it's spelled it won't do any good but honestly logically listen to your stories does it make sense NO it does not

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    • "There is nothing more disgusting than the thought of a teenage girl touching herself. Well… nature agrees too. "
      I totally disagree, actually I think it's arousing(I'm teenager myself).
      To think of a girl laying down, moving her hands over her belly.... Touching the edge of her panties, slowly moving her fingertips in her panties. Look at her while she undresses herself and spreading her legs before entering her v*gina, while moaning.
      See, that is just sexy!

      But well, i think i'll just open up for some porn then, and masturbate to that for a while.

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      • You know what is sad... The fact that she had to masturbate and she didn't have someone like me to help her along, LMAO.She looks hot from her picture.

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    • I jerk it daily, where's my bolt of lightning???!!! God must like watching me jerk it!

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    • Sure what the fuck ever .. There is no god .. So fuck your religion with a big rubber dildo . Bunch of sheep following a book rewritten by a king ...

      Cause if there was a god why the fuck would he allow catholic priests to rape little boys ??? Religion the biggest joke on the planet

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    • If masturbation is a sin explain how animals in the wild (god's creations) do it. Now shut the fuck up so I can go beat off.

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    • I cannot believe how idiotic this website is. I came here thinking it was a gag. I knew I was right about stupidity being everywhere.

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    • Guess what? God also doesn't like for people to lie, especially when it has to do with people dying. Complete fabrication. But then again if you are stupid enough to be a Christian after all of the bloodshed and corruption, you're stupid enough to believe this story.

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    • god gave you the gift of touch and feel,god gave you the gift of orgasm why would he give you such wonderful gifts for man to turn around and say its bad if there gifts to use why the hell do men think they know it all without actually being able to talk to god himself YEAH THINK TO YOURSELVES HOW STUPID PEOPLE REALLY ARE!!!

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    • Christians believe in forgiveness, and not in shaming others, and turning the other cheek. This has to be the epitome of hypocritical modern Christianity.

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    • "There is nothing more disgusting than the thought of a teenage girl touching herself."

      Ah yes, it is so disgusting that I can just see hoards of teenage boys 'hanging out' in this girl's backyard just hoping to catch a glimpse of her masturbating.

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    • Are you fucking retarded? Like seriously, what fucked up backward ass state are you from? First of all you look like a child molester anyway,i didn't know stupid of this magnitude existed.

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      • Your poor choice of language, far-fetched accusations and gross incivility are signs of a poor upbringing. We are praying at you now.

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        • You poor poor man, from your mannerisms and beliefs I think you had a really sheltered up bringing. who in this day an age believes rubbing one off will result in being smited. The best thing for you is to find a time machine and send yourself back to the medieval ages because it's clear you haven't really adapted to the modern times. Rather scar mongering little kids, you should touch up...... aw wait brush up on some sex ed. There's a video of a monkey jacking himself off with a frog, so in your mind he should get smited.......so yeah that's how ridiculous your thought patterns are.

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          • you would think if "god" had a problem with it he would have a bigger problem with sex out of wedlock....I have Never been hit by lightning during sex, either inside or outside

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          • *upbringing *smitten *smitten *takes this shit for real
            *trollface*

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        • No one likes you, you are so full of shit you believe you have to spread it to everyone you talk too. I bet u have an extremely tiny penis and probably have no friends. You look like a sad and lonely person. O and no need to pray for me, I believe in science, so ur imaginary prayers won't work. O and one more thing, masturbation is normal!!! Get the fuck over yourself!!

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          • Choose your words carefully. Praying hands can stop a beating heart.

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      • It's 2 AM and I'm browsing this site trying to figure out if it's a big joke or not.

        How in did I even get here.

        What am I doing with my life?

        Really though. What in 7 hells and I doing here.

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    • Obama is a good friend of mine, if you blame him we are going to have a problem. You don't want that, do you?

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  2. R u kiddin' me??! If the poor girl would be aloud to do it at home, nothing would have happened!

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  3. Stop Masturbation Now ??? What century are these people living? β€œRight now I think she is just embarrassed that she had to learn a lesson the hard way” I hate this guys.....

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    • Take the SMN pledge and let go of all the hate. We can teach you to love thy neighbours and not defile your Devils doorbell.

      Praise!

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      • Love your neighbors? Is that some kind of sick twisted joke? The whole time I have been on this site, all I have seen is complete hate from this religion onto to others who have a different opinion than your own. I love how you get so defensive the moment someone judges your beliefs and act like you act like the complete victims of judgement when you are not. This faith and what you believe in is being placed online. When you place things on the internet, others are going to have their own opinion about it. If you want your opinion to be shown, then allow others to have their own. Maybe your religion would not be judged so much if you did not fabricate an article to make people believe in something so poppycock, or maybe just to get a laugh.

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      • "Devils doorbell" That's a new one! I'll let dad know, it gets a bit dull around heaven now and again!

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      • let go of the hate your face dude.. i actually love you guys.. really πŸ˜€ i never had a laugh like this in weeks.. so very thank you, i never knew that there are people more stupid than my dog XD

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      • If your religion is right, the devil literally could not exist since God is oh-so-high-and-mighty. An all-powerful, benevolent God wouldn't allow evil to exist. From that alone, I can conclude that if your "God" existed, he created us with genitals that we can stimulate ourselves. Everything of the human body was supposedly created by him, not the devil. Lucifer was still chilling up in heaven when man was created; he fell long after a large population was established. Therefore, genitalia aren't the "Devil's doorbell." All of your own arguments have turned against you, which proves, once again, that Christianity is bullshit. Which, by the way, proves you wrong. One hundred percent incorrect.

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        • God created us with free will and the ability to choose in order to test us. next!!!

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          • What about natural evil such as natural disaters huh hundreds of thousands of innocent people die each year because of of "natural" evil, something that god can supposedly stop, in turn not affecting 'free will'. Btw im 14 and if I can find the faults in your fool proof religion, some ideas may need bucking up...

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          • Right, right, natural disasters. boo hoo. what about masturbation? thats the real issue on Gods mind. are you going to do that when you get married next year? what about your husbands needs?

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          • Ahahah, 'boo hooo' like too see you say that when you or god forbid one of your family members dies or is injured! To be completely honest masticating is probably somewhere on gods list of issues but I believe that he would rather focus on issues such as rape, murder an war. So long as masturbation an other such totaly natural acts are kept in the privacy of one's own home then I see no problem with it...

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        • She was on her knees,
          My little Catholic Girl
          In a little white dress
          Catholic Girls
          They never confess
          Catholic Girls
          I got one for a cousin
          I love how they go
          So send me a dozen
          Catholic Girls
          OOOOOOH!

          This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
          Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
          She used to go to the church club every week.
          They'd meet each other there
          Hold hands
          And think
          Pure Thoughts
          But one night, at the
          Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up...
          She was sucking c*ck backstage at The Armory
          In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free...

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  4. yknow, for a second, I thought this website was a complete joke. I can't stop laughing at the anti-masturbation cross! hahaha unreal! yknow, come to think of it, I'm jerkin' off as I type this. I hope the sick people that run this website and those that endorse its messages all have wet dreams of jerkin' off and flickin' their bean.

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  5. This story simply isn't real. Obviously the moderators have very little-to-no support behind their cause, so they fabricate stories like this to make anti masturbation appear relevant. Take your 16th century ideals and shove 'em right up your asshole. Masturbation isn't going anywhere.

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    • Ha! "Praying for" you because I'm totally doing that right now.

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  6. This is scientifically impossible. I screwed my man outside during a thunder/lighting storm, an let me just tell you.. It was more then wet πŸ˜‰ You people are nuts!
    AN THEN WE WATCHED THE GAY RAINBOW OF SATAN TOGETHER !!!

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    • theres nothing wrong that at all. love of the body between adults is blessed by god. im glad to hear you are now with child.

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  7. You think they would at least spell struck right. And I agree, it's not going anywhere!

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      • It is very serious, in the sexual health and wellbeing of your children, understanding what they have and how to use it, may stop them from becoming complete fruitloops like yourself. I regularly beat my bishop and I'm not burning in hell, or dying of aids, or even going blind in fact I'm in a very stable nob in which I make tonnes of money and spend it all on myself

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      • I masturbate very seriously , religously once per day , its the time when me and the lord really connect

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          • hey dude.. me confused.. am i supposed to click the pray for, or the pray against? i don't want pray against.. its not even on my vocabulary.. why didn't this morons made a like button here? >.< haha, i like your comments dude πŸ˜€

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  8. LOL It is hilarious how you people think you're doing so much good in the world, when in reality your hatred and abuse towards those around you is the pure evil that you're bigoted enough to think you're overruling. Not to mention your "facts" are disturbingly moronic. Do you really think your "all loving God" has this much hate? It must be a very depressing and unpleasant life to live. I pity you.

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    • The female orgasm is a myth. A lie spread by Big Masturbation to encourage lesser gendereds to fall victim to disease's and drug use.

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      • Lesser gender? are you serious! I view women equal to men, both have the same urges the same ability to think for them selves oh and are just as good in bed!

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        • Men and women are equal? Laughing out loud, shaking my head! You are deluded.

          Praying AT you!

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  9. You people are fucking ignorant and I'm going to think of how stupid you are every time I go to drop my pants

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  10. This article is fake. The picture on here is my picture and my namr is not Jennifer this article is fake and also breaks copyright laws on my modeling picture that they used without my consent

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    • Nice try Jennifer but the world needs to know of the dangers of masturbation. I pray you will still be able to give birth to normal colored children.

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        • don't try to make excuses for interracialism on this thread maam. this isn't the slavery days anymore, you know so take your racist attitudes away. Good christians respect the right of all races to exist without dilution.

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          • And you sir are the kind of backward thinking discusting racist who tarnishes the Christian faith ... love thy neighbours one of the ten commandments, the colour of the persons skin dose not in turn judge whether the person deserves to be respected...

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        • The lightening could cause napalm stripped children. Kinda rainbow colored. Maybe even with a scar like Harry had.

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      • ur sick to think that u can get hurt from masterbating its a natural
        thing what are u teaching kids to hate there body

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    • I have never in my life seen a group of religious fanatics such as this. dissolving human nature, racism, child abuse, and look at the people posting, my god and i do mean my GOD how do you people exist in this age? I have read all comments, vulture, obscene, compassion and all of these people in such disgust of "your religion against human existence" I am 50 years old, raised 5 kids, live with solid family values, my oldest is a christian youth leader. Fuck look at your profile pictures, i know you grab your pricks, look in a mirror, you all whack off and fucking love it! Why not let your kids explore sexuality rather than being a racist bigot based on hate mongering. I had a great laugh up till now and i realized how sick you people are when i see the comment " I pray you will still be able to give birth to normal colored children." in this year 2014 we lock bigots up for comments like that, let alone the child abuse associated to this type of behavior. I PRAY THE CHILDREN OF THESE FANATICS LEARN TO RUN BEFORE THEY REACH PUBERTY!

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  11. Thats fucking stupid everyone masturbates at least she hasn't gotten her self pregnant like most teens, ! Grow up dad kids aren't virgins nowdays it is 2014!!

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    • everyone? that's just what they want you to believe, maam. why shouldn't she get herself pregnant? shes at a good age for it, if a good and godly man should choose her.

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      • "if a good and godly man should choose her" - You insufferable worm, she has the right to choose for herself and not wait for a "godly man" to make the decision. She may prefer women, which by the way is totally fine.

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      • Education and a career comes before a husband and kids. You'll get no where otherwise

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        • Oh my, but where would a lesser gendered child of god wander too, for want of the dominant hand of her husband to instruct her in the way to go?

          He can teach her where and when to plant crops, when she's given her two children and her time comes for learning and working.

          Why, if she were to wait till forty to bear, then the offspring , sure, would come out just as shrivelled and lame as a crack baby. imagine. lord. πŸ˜‰

          PS: Satan uses wiccans like a ragdoll in hell, just like an ol' ragdoll. Keep on the sunny side! πŸ™‚

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          • Neither men nor women are "lesser gendered." We are all equal, we can all think alike and hold as much strength. In the end, we're just spirits learning all we can about life before moving onto the summerland forever.

            I plan to become a polyglot author and paediatric nurse in the future as well as raise my own family. Being a Pansexual, I will choose someone who treats me well and understands my feelings and beliefs. I will respect them as long as they respect me the same way.

            I am thankful for the wonderful life the Divine has given me and will always be grateful to it.

            P.S.: Maybe you will go to hell or heaven. I don't see the latter as an option in your case though. I will go to the summerland. I don't believe he'll nor absolute evil exists.

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  12. I take pride in beating off! Im a Christian man. God's followers are not suppose to judge. Only he. So before the owner of this website posts another crap story. Please find peace with God.

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  13. Masturbation is like murdering thousands of unborn babies. God struck her down with lightning because of this self-rape. It would have been less of a sin if she had been having abortions on a regular basis. God wouldn't have struck her for that, but self-rape is sickening and needs to be abolished as it makes the Lord cry out in anger at our sins. People need to think about the shame they are bringing upon themselves when they touch the holy organs. Don't disappoint Jesus. He's watching you.

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      • What the fuck are you on about! a woman can't kill babies by finger blasting her self, she kills the babies by flushing them down the toilet once a month just like you do. And self rape what the fuck is that, rape can only be classed as rape when there wasn't consent given so go read a proper book before you go running your mouth on the internet!! Ohhhhh and SATAN RULES!!! \M/

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        • Seems like you need to read your bible, Karl. Touching oneself and getting sexually excited is killing eggs that should grow up to be children. But I guess you don't care about their right to life. You only care about the rights of perverts to rape themselves. Stop masturbating and get an education before it's too late and you end up in eternal darkness with the rest of the masturbation sicko deviants.

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    • Self rape??? Sooooo you saying my hand is engaging myself intimately with out my consent. So can my hand go to court and get locked up in prison! !!!! You do know what the definition of rape is? If not you may want to touch up..... oh wait brush up on Wikipedia or the Oxford dictionary. Or maybe your too far gone with this medieval mentality and there's no hope for you in the 21st century.

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    • That makes absolutely zero sense - how the heck is a woman masturbating the same as "murdering thousands of unborn babies"?! Do females also produce sperm now or have I missed something entirely? This is bloody ridiculous. Get some sex ed.

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      • She's killing her eggs for her own self-pleasure. What is there to understand? I think you need to stop reading your sex ed propaganda and lies and instead check out the Word Of God. Masturbation is murder of unborn children who have just as much a right to live a life of happiness in God's Kingdom as you do.

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    • Almost 93% of all sperm that enters the vagina dies before it fertalises so in turn we are still killing millions of unborn babies. An most people nowadays have adventurous sex and have no intention of procreating an plainly do it for pleasure so how is this any better than masturbation?

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      • I really hope yo die motherfukcer fucking that not your problem i really hata cristian than think they can judge people and fuck off to for the puerto rican comment

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  14. It is most unfortunate that this young woman was next to a tree during a lightning storm. Trees are one of the most dangerous places to be during a lightning storm.

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    • Or in an open field. Seriously guys, open field or water is a bad place to be in a storm. #im_your_saviour

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  15. I think this website is just kidding everybody.. nobody gets hitzed by a lightning for masturbation.. its just normal to do it if you want and its not cruel or a rape.. why is this site telling things like this just to make the stupid people who think this all is real more and more stupid.. whats the goal of this??? idiotic and ignorant people all over the world?? who wants this??

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    • I'm just using this joke of a website to vent some anger,not believing and of the church's bull sh!t πŸ™‚

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  16. Hahaha, let god sort it out!!! This nice and tasty girl is ready for sex, and if you take that away she goes haywire. Better to talk with kids about sex and what bad sex means. But let them do their own experiments...

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    • you see that too? praise. nothing wrong with procrational love at all, is there? its true, she should have a husband by now. shes been at a marriagable age for 4 years after all. we have suggested to her family that they bring her to a hitching event at the compound each of those years, but they are very protective. I think its unwise to delay, but then im one of those old fashioned romantics who would rather see a womans belly full with child than her head with brains and her mouth with blasphemy. πŸ˜‰ bless.

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  17. What a bunch of ridiculous bullshit. I bet even Jesus used to love a good old tug, and probally over a hairy arsed mans moist anus! You bunch of retards runnimg this site, bet you love to finger your own arses anyway. A wank a day keeps the lunatics away.

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    • our scriptures teach us that actually only the jewish half of jesus masturbated, despite what those heathen liars might say in their fancy gnostic gospels. conspiracy 0 faith facts 1

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      • "our scriptures teach us that actually only the jewish half of jesus masturbated" - hahahaha, what?! You're having us all on here aren't you...

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  18. Oh dear god... these fanatics are an abomination to the eyes of God. That poor girl was just unlucky... then again, if her parents had taught her that masturbation is NOT a sin but a way to relieve the stress of the body, she wouldnt have been outside doing that.

    I actually caught my 8y old girl touching herself and before she could hurt herself, i taught her how to do it properly and ONLY to do it when she was alone in her room. The only blame here is the self rightous fanatics who think they are doing God's work... but here's a little tip... GOD DOES NOT NEED YOUR STUPID ASSES TO DO ANYTHING, HE'S FREAKING GOD!!!.

    Parents, teach your children how to safelly masturbate and never tell a child that is discovering his/her body for the first time that masturbation is wrong...

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    • You taught your child how to masturbate properly??!!!

      I am disgustarded by the thought of you and your daughter alone in a room with your hands on your genitalia!!!

      Why?? Why in Gods name would you do this??

      You!!! YOU ARE THE ABOMINATION!!!

      No wonder this country is riddled with drugs and gays.

      May God Bless your daughter and wash her filthy hand clean.

      Amen

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  19. The clitoris is the only human organ that has no function other than for pleasure. Why would God give that if he didn't want girls to enjoy themselves... Brainwashed freaks.

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    • lesser sex masturbation is a form of female genital mutilation. please check yourself before I I tattle tale to the UN on you

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  20. Wait. This website is actually serious? Well, this goes to prove that you can have extremists in every possible culture and religion. Masturbation has been proven to promote a healthy body and mind, it is a completely natural phase of childhood development and there have been many studies that have shown preventing children/young adults from experiment with masturbation can seriously impact their ability to engage in relationships with any level of intimacy. There is nothing in the bible that goes against masturbation, in fact, some people interpret the mere fact that humans are able to masturbate as a gift from God to prevent us from temptation. This way of thinking is almost as harmful as teaching that the only way to prevent children is through abstinence, and failing to teach children about proper birth control and STD/STI prevention (like the condom). People who teach this to their children, whether the reasoning behind it is through faith or otherwise, should be investigated for child abuse.

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    • and ignorant little girls like you are a gift from god to teach the superior sex patience dear. hush down now.

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      • I here by proclaim that EducatedTeen93 is more superior than Dexter Battygarten iii. As I am your lord there is nothing you can do or say, my decision is final.

        but just for your reference, I made this decision because you're making the human race look ridiculous. Hush down now

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  21. Websites like this make me lose faith in humanity I mean seriously get over yourselves

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  22. First of all masturbation is healthy especially for young males it keeps you fertile and both physically and mentally healthy (through release of different hormones in the body) if u think it's gross go to a psychiatrist sexual desire is normal and that's what keeps a species alive..... if you don't have any sexual desire I'm afraid you have a problem.... masturbation is just a way to meet your body's needs and relieve that sexual desire if you don't have a partner and yeah i prefer to jurk off than go to a hooker or become a molester..... sorry if you are not satisfied.... and a tip to the creators of this site and their supporters - go to a mental institution to get your mental health evaluated...... you should be ashamed of yourselves.....

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    • nothanks, what kind of pseudoscientific journal did you get those "facts" from? The truth about masturbation can no longer be suppressed.

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    • Bloody hell, I TOLD the editor of the Bible I wanted this on the first page!

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  23. I, for one, blame nature. There are too many sexually explicit forms of plant that can be tempting and i think its Gods way of testing our resolve. Unfortunately for Jennifer, she seems to have stumbled across a rather attractive tree and she couldnt contain her urges. In most cases its the deciduous trees such as pines that these circumstances often arise as they remain green and sexy all year round. How can we expect our children to contain their urges when you make an evergreen appear sexually appealing by covering them in tinsel and baubels (obviosuly representing testicles) during the entire festive period, where most peoples sexual frustration is at its peak. If the problem of masturbating is really going to be resolved we have to start looking at the basics of nature, stop sexualising plants to make them more appealing to poor naive girls like Jennifer. I speak from experience as I was a victim of a particularly haunting group attack by some cacti, all of which were graphically phallic. The thought still brings tears to my eyes.

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    • I've made a note, I will pass it on to father about reducing the sexual nature of trees. Thanks for letting me know!

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  24. Damn that girl is hot. Excuse me while I relieve myself to her picture. #MasturbationFeelsGood

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    • Enough damage has been done as it is without mastur-predators self-raping themselves over this girl's picture. Leave jen alone, she has learned her lesson

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      • Quote from the Oxford Dictionary: Rape is a type of sexual assault usually involving sexual intercourse or other forms of sexual penetration initiated against one or more individuals without the consent of those individuals

        So by saying the term "self rape" she willing forced her self to strum her bead without giving herself permission to do so.

        Seriously?

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        • Split personality disorder? Meh. She was made the way we intended her to be

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  25. You lot who want to stop masterbation arw brainwashed, I bet jesus masterbated over trees, women, goats and lambs

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  26. U people need too grow up masterbation is a part of life its fucking normal u dame ediots I masturbate all the time and I have had sex outside too u people on here who are acting dumb u need to go back too fucking sex ed class

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  27. is anyone else not put off at the PRAY AGAINST button, this website is evil and extremely anti religion in it's religious baisis, this is the internet hate machine

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    • Our PrayerApp enables us to pray for, against and at things. It also allows us to simultaneously pray at multiple sinners such as yourself and the other vulgar commenters on this Facebook netsite. I am praying against your comment now.

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      • Its called a website, not a netsite. Stop being a douche wheel or I will send the boys round. By boys I mean angels, and by around I mean to rough you up a little.

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  28. Maturbating 5 times a week reduces the risk of prostate cancer by 35%. Science wins.

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      • You sir, are a monumental bell end. And I'm Jesus, so I know these things

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      • Oh by the way unless you're dyslexic, which would be the least of your problems right now, science doesn't have an L in it. When you add letters it changes the word, also it's the worst attempted burn I think I have ever seen. I suggest my child, that you listen to my man Jesus because he burning you up right now.

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      • Masturbation funded? Do I have to pay now every time I touch myself? I'm gonna need a better paid job.

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  29. ANTI MASTERBATION LMFAO.

    YOU MUST NOT BE DOING IT RIGHT TO BE ANTI ABOUT IT HA HA HA

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  30. Geez, people are suckers for anything these days. I guess someone should start an anti breathing website to see who gets riled up.

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  31. Is this site for real? ? People still living in the 18th centary, losers!,,, so its wrong to masturbate? Grow the fuck up !!!

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  32. I used to be a follower until one day after two years of not pulling the head off, My sack exploded while I was down the meat isle of the local supermarket. It was a sign. Now I readily shoot my porridge gun over everything from kitchen appliances to little furry animals. Chocking the chicken is good and more people should play with their pink flutes more often.

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  33. This site is amazing, never before have I met such like minded people! The lightning strike was clearly a sign from God, and she should feel incredibly lucky God didn't smite her down like the filth she is.

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  34. lol this is definitely not real...it rains on people all the time and they don't get struck. what little moisture her genitals could produce would not be anything...the tree would conduct it and if this website is real then it is definitely propaganda for some bible thumpers to get off on. People are getting killed all over the world and you guys are worried about masterbation? you sicken me.

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    • Seriously, ignore them. Dad and I are giving them a one way ticket underground.

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  35. "There is nothing more disgusting than the thought of a teenage girl touching herself"

    I beg to differ

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  36. Damn.......so many minds fucked up in here. You dont agree with masturbation but you listen to people preach who go round fondling children.......shame on you. Dave an neil you should be put down clearly are some sick individual.....however you look at it saying the guy up above (who may i add is some fairytale fucker who doesnt exist) should smite her is like me saying you should be murdered....

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  37. I don't see what's wrong with her masterbating she could of been having sex and then it could of been 2 lives lost imagine that sort of friction instead of a hand rubbing

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    • poor poor lamb. im sending a fifty megaton prayer strike your way now , wayward sister. put the reefer bong down and focus. you can beat this, child.

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  38. Haha is can not belive what im reading all of u so called lovers of god make me sick you pick and choise what u want to take from the bible. Yes he ses not to have lust full thorts but he also ses about forgiveness and understanding but yet you people talk about killing her off just cuz she touched her self do u really think god would ever forgive u for the judgement your passing on her or the things you are saying its people like you that make this world such a terrible place all you do is judge and pass judgement on those u dont understand or those who dont belive in what u do and heres some food for thort if god is such a great, kind hearted and forgiving and he created us in his image why the hell are you the complete opposite?? Alsp for that guy that ses its obarmas fult your a racist bastered and I hope u go to hell your worse than scum

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    • you appear to be having trouble typing master-slut. that would probably be a case of what is known coloquially as "wankers claw". its a warning sign of first stage variable AIDS penance. see your doctor.

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      • Actually it is called "rage typing" when someone says/writes something so stupid you lose the function to spell. When i found out Judas betrayed me my first text to him was "U WOT M8". It happens to the best of us. James is a good egg and deserves his place up here in heaven.

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    • Lonnie, we've got some of the dumbest sons-of-bitches commenting on this page. That entire comment is almost one big, nonsensical run-on sentence. Shake my head at the Internet!

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    • " Yes he ses not to have lust full thorts but he also ses about forgiveness and understanding but yet you people talk about killing her off just cuz she touched her self do u really think god would ever forgive u for the judgement your passing on her or the things you are saying its people like you that make this world such a terrible place all you do is judge and pass judgement on those u dont understand or those who dont belive in what u do and heres some food for thort if god is such a great, kind hearted and forgiving and he created us in his image why the hell are you the complete opposite??"

      This is what happens when chronic masturbation set in. I don't even know if that's English.

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      • You're profile picture is foxy! Mind if I show the angels tonight over a beer? I could set you up with Gabriel, he's a looker!

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    • my god you children, this disease has become like a terrible plague. you are doing this on a holy website, right in the face of god? wipe that smile of your face sinner, for a smile is easier to wipe of than the sin stains you are leaving on your soul.
      praying at you with extreme predjudice!

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      • 1) God isn't here right now, he's busy in the bathroom. Been there a while too... Hmm.

        2) Souls are easy to wash. 30 degree spin cycle with some fabric softener

        3) It's prejudice not "predjudice"

        4) "praying at you with extreme prejudice" - You're heading to hell. I don't teach hate.

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        • points 3 +4: how can someone with the temerity to falsely masquerade as our own true Christ be so picky and small minded as to quibble over a hastily dropped letter or minor spelling mistake. do grow up.
          taking the lords face in vain is a very serious crime.

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          • Only a crime if I am impersonating Jesus, but I'm not... It's actually me. And my dad wants a strong word with you laddy.

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          • you are going to HELL, Jesus of Nasareth! ...Threefold!!!

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      • sin is defined from a point of view, such as I don't see masturbating as a sin. infact it is one of my favourite past times, however I do see murder as a sin.

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        • well murder was one of ted bundys favourite pastimes and he didn't see that as a sin either. that's why god decides what sin is, not us. so, if you just try to think of masturbation as being as bad as you think murder is and stop being a ted bundy about it, then you'll be getting a little closer to understanding a thing or two about the world. πŸ™‚ praying at you sweetness πŸ˜‰

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  39. I absolutely concur!

    Btw does that Anti-Masturbation Cross also come in black leather?

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      • Oh ok, thanks for the info, will make for a great Xmas present for the kids. They've been starting to ask awkward questions...

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  40. ha ha god loves masturbation he was enjoying the show that much he wanted to give her a blast himself and she only had 2 fingers up coz she had her thumb in her ass just the way the reverend did it in catholic school lol masturbation is wrong being gay is wrong the church says buggering kids that look up 2 you is fine and dandy ha ha

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  41. At first i thought this whole site was a huge joke.. But I honestly don't know anymore. First of all, making up a story like this doesn't help your cause at all. It just makes you look dumb. Secondly, I find it irritating when radical christans say our bodies are dirty and sinful especially when the bible never actually said anything about it being sinful to masturbate.
    Thirdly, I just beat my bishop and I think I go for seconds cause its scientifically proven to be healthy.

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  42. I hope she suffered greatly, she should have been set on fire.
    Masturbating harlot, it's a miracle she didn't use the entire tree as a dingus.
    Praise

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    • Ah, a "good christian" praying for a girl to be set on fire... You're on the list to head to hell

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  43. This entire website is a joke. Masturbation is good for your mental and physical health. FACT. The only people that want to stop folk masturbating are bigoted religious nut jobs because if you do you'll burn in hell for eternity... News Flash: You're already in hell, it's called Earth. And the way things are going it's only gonna get worse. Stop being an intolerant piece of shit, pull your finger out your arse and get some new morals

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  44. This has got to be the best laugh i've had in ages, you people are insane!!! You sound like a cult. Masturbation is wrong but loathing over a young girls and saying they should be pregnant is right!!!! Yet none of you can quote any scripture that says this is wrong!!! Seriously you are nothing but a bunch of perverts.....

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  45. Hello. I'm looking at you, people who frequent this website. I look at your comments and I cannot stop thinking "How is it possible that with so much evidence of biological accident being the reason of life as we know it in 2014, there are still so many unliterated people that seem to think otherwise?". I comment in hope of getting your attention enough to make you think, at least once, for yourself.
    We are humans, all of us. From the moment you come out of your mother's vagina or c-section, whichever the case, you become one human separate from all other human beings, your mother could die that very moment, but the odds nowadays is that most probably you're gonna live. You pretty much become a sack of muscles and organs, that with enough time given is going to become an adult. Does that sound familiar? Animals! Right! They are pretty much the same, except for one thing, they don't think like us, but if you give a bear the brain and the tools it's gonna do wonders. So why do you still think we are so special in this unmeasurable universe? It's scary but it's the truth. If we die, we die. That's it, the end of the road. And if your point of view of heaven and hell were truth, do you really think god would be mad at the people that were more understanding and enjoyed the world himself created more than he would be at the guys who tried to stop nature? You have to undarstand that you're gonna die, and that when you die, nothing's really gonna matter, not your house, not your wives, not your children, not anything. Nothing you ever did will matter, because in the end, the suns gonna inflate, that's a fact, eating Mercury, Venus, and most probably the Earth, at least making it too hot for anything to live. And even if we ever get to set colonies on other planets, they will have their own star that eventually will blow up, and so on. And your Anti-Masturbation Cross will become a lost memory long forgotten. So why bother? Why don't you just enjoy the things that YOU can sense? Why not spend a little bit of time thinking your children might want to live their own life as you're doing. And much importantly, stop thinking about the consequences. That's all. Your life is yours to enjoy.

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    • so we are the same as animals now? so we should touch ourselves like them too? why don't you take your hell-satanic Darwin away from here maam. you may be a chimp in lipstick but none of my wives are.

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  46. I'm pretty sure masturbation is not "self-rape" if you are doing it and you are letting yourself do it. Rape is non consented intercourse and it seems to me that you don't have to fight your hands off while they try to violate you. Masturbation is something that relaxes and releases sexual tension from the human body. Studies have shown that it is actually healthy for one to pleasure one's self. I think the whole purpose of this site is quite ridiculous, and if there is a God, I am sure he is not hateful but understanding- unlike the way you portray him.

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  47. I masturbated 14 times yesterday and 3 times last night. I have just finished my second of the morning , before having bacon and coffee. Now I can't walk, or see straight. Had God punished me. Or do I need more sugar in my coffee ?

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    • Have a bite to eat, carbs would be good. Then carry on child, you're doing gods work!

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  48. Oh praise the Lord. Just after writing the last comment the post man arrived. Low and behold the good lord Jesus had seen fit to supply me with a free sample of Dove hand cream for men. There truly is a God. Also it has a Dove on the front so it must be from High On Mighty. Sent by Angels.

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  49. To the people in the comments who are bashing others religions, that is just awful no matter what, we all have different ideas and thoughts about things.
    To the person that wrote this article and to the people that agree with it, are you not sad at all that a young person could have potentially been killed but thankfully is just injured? How dare you say that she deserved what she got, nobody deserves that. There is absolutely nothing wrong with masturbation unless it gets in the way of personal life, she just should of had more sense to do it in private instead of out in public. There have been many studies that show that exploring your body gets you to know yourself more and realise some likes and dislikes in sex and that orgasms do things like decrease stress and increase brain power. But as good as masturbation is for you, it is still a very private and embarrassing thing and you have no right to post her details publicly.

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    • thank you for your comments maam. see masturbators, here even a medical doctor of your science is sticking up for us. masturbatory orgasms cause an increase in stress and decrease brain power. praise. sharing now.

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  50. Oh dear god sweet baby Jesus please tell me this website is real. I don't believe in God or Jesus but I figured praying to them seems appropriate here. Is this a cult? Btw, I've got a giant pink vibrator and have been masturbating this whole time with it and........there.......I just came and didn't get struck by lightning.

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  51. Im starting to believe again. WHY ! Because as I was reading these comments and bashing one out, The sky pilot sent me a message by making me follow through on completion of my self glorification.

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  52. Are people believing this none sense?!

    I feel sorry for you all, you have no faith in man himself!

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  53. Daylee Wackenoff? Dexter Battygarten? All right, you win this one. Wind 'em up and watch 'em go.

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  54. Haha yes religious children definitely shouldn't masturbate they should stay pure so that when their Priest gets around to raping them he gets to enjoy breaking them in as well. RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE ALL A BUNCH OF SHIT DICKHEADS!!!!!!!

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  55. I'm masturbating for god right now. He told me to do it during prayer....it's ok if it's about men right?

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  56. Maybe if you religious freeks masterbated a little more you wouldn't be attracted to 13 year old kids you fucktards!

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  57. Male & female masturbation is just a natural phenomena, and is part up of growing up and exploring sexuality in humans. All Gods creatures get pleasure in this way, and human Doings are no different. Remember the Bible talks of "Much begatting" or fornication! It is permiscuous multiple sex that causes 'Sin' - ie: sexually transmitted diseases. Even ordained clergymaen have been known to visit the Clap Clinic in local towns.

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  58. Is this website........ serious? Please tell me I'ts not. I'm a Christian myself and I think masturbation is fine as long as it doesn't become an addiction (as in jerkin/flickin it all day instead of working/eating/doing normal living things)

    This is so ridiculous that I am assuming this website is a joke. If it's not let me tell you this-. You are not doing God's work, God's palm must be meeting his face at your complete lack of understanding of the faith and mind boggling ignorance.

    But as I said- This must be a joke site.... please somebody tell me this is a joke site or I fear I will never smile again.

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  59. Thank god I have found the right web site. I go to church every weekend and have got friendly with another female church member. recently we have started holding hands and now she's pregnant. How do I tell my parents.

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    • better start masturbating. maybe jesus might be nice and let you have 2 children instead! but lets hope they dont fall into any websites like this

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    • with great and soaring pride, brother smith. then ask them humbly to come and arrange the marriage for her at your local SMN ministries Campound. Praise that the family is growing and that our vines bear constant fruit!

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  60. Milton Grits, you are disturbed beond belief. I have never heard anyone talk quite so much crap as you do. Self rape? Haha it's not even grammatically correct. You make Jimmy Saville look like a saint. You are a creepy fucked up retard. Maybe you should have a wank and calm down. Maybe rape your family? Cos even that would be a step forward into normality than your mindset is in at the moment. How can you criticise an upbringing? Yours must have been spot on cos you're mentally disturbed. Right, I'm going to spunk all over a copy of the bible now.

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  61. this girl looks hot *fap fap fap fap fap*
    oh wait...i cant do masturbation here right? πŸ™
    i dont give a damn
    *fap fap fap fap fap*

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  62. what a cunty website full of cunty people, fuck off the Earth needs to progress not go backwards, masturbation is natural. set of pricks

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  63. Masturbation is natural, all of you against it need to get a life, maybe try having a wank and see how you feel then!!!!!!

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  64. Thank God she didn't have both hands in there .. the current would have gone threw her heart , stopped it .. which is why . if 2 appendages are needed it's better to go with 1 hand , 1 foot .. or ideally 2 feet .

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  65. Is this for real. At this day an age scare tactics are still being used as a form to manipulate the masses. Let me put out there logically, she didn't get strucked from lightning because she was masturbating, maybe because she was doing it while under a tree which acted as a conductor. Just mere coincidence and basic science, not nature smiting her because that would just be absurd. Look at the address bar "STOPMASTURBATIONNOW.ORG" it this really an organization, just by that I'm convinced the human race is doomed or we're devolving back to being a neanderthal. But I would say a neanderthal would have more common sense than the person that developed this ridiculous website.

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  66. All you absolute retards want to get a grip because having a good plY around is healthy for the body and mind , you guys keep reading your make believe brain washing bible ,, some people are so screwed in the head ,, religion is the no. 1 form of terrorisim !!! Leave that poor girl alone and try it yourself ,,

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  67. So it's a sin for me to masturbate, but it's OK in the eyes of god for priests to rape and abuse children? Makes sense! I'm gonna make sure I have an extra long tug of the one eyed snake tonight

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  68. This is your Lord and Saviour, Jesus for those of you who don't know.

    Masterbation is absolutely fine in my eyes. Well, not IN my eyes but you know what I mean.

    In order to please your god today, everyone must have a play with themselves today. Those that do will come to heaven and we will drink a few beers and have a good old time. Those that don't, Lucifer has been told and is waiting with a 10" black dildo and a paddling pool full of lube.

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  69. god doesn't exist.. love they neighbour?? no love they science and evolution πŸ™‚ the bible does nothing but contradict itself over and over.. also god made adam and eve who had 2 sons and well all came from them.. pretty sure eve would have had to of had sex with her own sons.. also if that's the case aren't we all committing incest?? lol besides a man couldn't have made the wonders and beauty of the world if and a big if god was real hed be a SHE..

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    • you want a contradiction? we used to be a monkey but NOW we can think. smh.

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    • lol They were the first two humans made not the only humans made. "hur hur I smart atiest look at mi hur hur"

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  70. If there is a god, and they know about this website, then I'm willing to bet my soul that this site caused them to do the ultimate of Facepalms.
    Please, start using your brains to think, and not your religion....you stupid stupid stupid people......

    Oh, God asked me to convey a message to the moderators of this website....

    "YOUR TIME IN THE GENE POOL IS UP....PLEASE GET OUT".....

    That is all........

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  71. You -do- realize that this entire website is a hoax/was made to deliberately troll Christians, right? Let's be a little less gullible, folks. The addage about not believing everything you read (particularly everything you stumble across on the internet) holds true, in this case.

    P.S. A quick google search would have told most of you that this article is fake/likewise a hoax.

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  72. So this site is like a joke right? Like I've seen some crazy fundamentalist bullshit propaganda, but this takes it to another level. Really even the article seems like bad satire. And just to pick apart the article because fuck it why not. But first of all I can think of dozens of things more disgusting than a 17 year old girl doing this. (Not trying to sound like a pervert, but 17 is basically legal, and I'm her age, and fuck it why am I telling you I don't care what you think) Like an almost uncountable list of more horrible things. And if this actually did happen it's kinda the parents fault 'cause she could've been inside but no there's a 'we don't have that in this house' bullshit from the asshat parents.

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  73. How do i contact the owner of this page?! That girl in the photo is MY daughter and her name is Sasha Pearce (check on Facebook) ! This story is a complete fabrication and the image used is stolen! I am reporting this to the police.
    For a bunch of religious people who are talking about sins and judgement you've stolen, lied and judged on this page and my daughter, husband and i are horrified!!!
    This wont be the last you'll hear from me - i will sue the SHIT out of you cunt eating cult fuckers for having used her image without her consent!

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    • Hello Madame, I am not with these people, but you can go to the Contact Us tab. I hope you get the justice you deserve for your family and most importantly your daughter.

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    • There was a woman yesterday claiming that it was her in the photos. I would be careful - the site could sue you for defamation of character. This is a very powerful organization, and they have excellent lawyers. Regardless, all self-rapists look alike.

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    • Don't shoot the messenger... when a news story is cited, images usually come with the articles. Fair Use law governs the use of such imagery. If it is indeed your daughter your beef is with the newswire, not with us. Why on earth would you let her take such pictures in the first place -- and why would you shame her by revealing her name?. Also, what is worse, using a publicly available picture or publicly masturbating? I would submit the latter is. You're welcome!

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    • You should be mad at all the people who say they masturbated at your daughter. That makes me very angry.

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  74. Morons fucking brain dead morons, send her round I will teach her how to destroy your fucking pitiful little minds

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  75. Religion is what's wrong with the world. Acceptance is key. Be kind to one another, not for a God, not for heaven or hell. Be kind to one another because that is the correct way to behave. When did it become acceptable to speak to people with no respect or judge them based on any decision they have made? Christian, Muslim, Bhuddist, Jewish, Sikh or Athiest, nobody should ever feel belittled or insignificant based on their beliefs or views. Stop disrespecting people and be kind.

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  76. damn it, she had to use a rubber vibrator!! the lightning sure gave to te tool a superboost for a perfect orgasm!

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  77. HOLY SHIT I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW MANY IDIOTS THERE ARE HERE.
    Obviously this is FAKE. This level of stupidity I never knew existed. Please, do yourself (and us) a favour and just shoot yourself.

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  78. Religion is the number 1 reason people turn away from God. Religion tells you that if you do this or that God hates you. When in all reality the two things God requires of us us to love God first and to love our neighbor as we love ourselves. Yea, the rest is sin as well, but God views all sin the same. So masturbating is no different than eating too much. People are missing the point about God. He loves everyone. None of us are perfect. All of us sin in one way or another. But because of him we(those of us who are saved) are righteous. Yawl are going about this deal in the wrong way, you are trying to present Jesus as the one who sends people to he'll and that's where everyone is going if they do this and do that. When what you really need to do is introduce Jesus as the lover of mankind. Because when you first fill people with the love of God, all the bad will leave. Here is an experiment for you. I presume most of you look at hard liquor as bad and of the devil. And water is a representative of Christ.take two bottles one filled with liquor the other with water.use a credit card or something of that nature, and hold it on top of the water so that none spills, turn it upside down and sit it on top of the liquor. Now remove the card. Now what you will see is, the liquor bottle will be filled with water, and all the liquor will leave. Because when you introduce the love of Christ, all things bad have to leave. Where now all you're doing is bashing the person, (the bottle) and when you bash the bottle it leaves holes or maybe even breaks it, and then there is no way to fill them with Christ. Jesus loves us all. No matter what state of sin you're in, he loves you.

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    • Wrong. Only non self-rapers are loved by Jesus H Christ. Get your #FaithFacts straight, blasphemer!

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    • yes my secular friend, but in that case you still end up with two bottles one filled with liquor and one with water, all you've lost is a perfectly good credit card, which of course, in my metaphor is your brain. which is exactly what happens when you masturbate as part of your religious practice. Christ ftw.xx

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    • Wait, so there are two bottles, right? One is filled with water, and one is empty. The latter is empty because I have so much sorrow having to share the planet with people like yourselves. #drunkonJesus

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  79. Did the electirc shock at least finish her off properly? I mean god wouldnt have let her not finsh as that would have been a worse punishment... letting her get so far and then not climaxing... Not cool from your Jebus or god or whatever lol

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  80. You people make me laugh, I'm going to come round your homes and masturbate over you as you sleep, then you can all swallow for the man up stairs hahahaha

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  81. Yo... America... get a grip... god isnt real... get a grip... your bible is just a bunch of exaggerated fairy tales... if god is real he should smite me right now. ........

    No.... still here. Evolution ftw

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  82. If that's her in the picture. She doesnt need to masturabte i will sort her out on a daily basis just like all the disciples did with Mary.

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  83. Masturbation can be dangerous, one time I was on stag at the ranges happily chocking the chicken just after he spat who came around the corner only the RSM thankfully I had just hidden th chicken back in his cadge. Lesson of the story god has never smiled me but has helped me finish in time not to get caught and most likely used as a range target. Therefore god must support masturbation

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  84. guys I'm masturbating right now and i'm not going to lie it feels as good as fuck! fucking praise the lord for the pleasure that i can receive. haha #DodIsaLie #ScienceRules #Masturbation

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  85. this is a load of shit im not being funny but i masturbate all the time and the only thing that has ever gone wrong was i got cramp a couple of times and im not being funny with the whole GOD thing your telling me that there is a "man" up there watching us all the time women in the shower people having sex women as you said flicking the bean and not once pulled out his mighty dick and had a wank really ? i dont think so i am a very busty woman and i have been told on a regular bases i get used at wanking material and tba there is a lot more prettyer girls out there than me and dont you think if god was ganna smight someone down it would be murders pedos and as it is a sin to be gay gay people people who drink all the time smoke all the time people who are really ganna affend god not a teen who is fingering herself and i bit of advice for the girl to piss your mum and dad off even more get a vibrator as tecnacley your not touching yourself πŸ™‚

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  86. Its nothing to do with masturbation. She shouldn't have stand near the tree during a storm. Trees are filled with moisture, thus providing a good electrical conducting path for lightning, especially for tall trees. It was very silly of her to stand there. I know there are people who don't masturbate or do immoral things but stand under the tree and get struck by lightning.

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  87. Big bang, evolution, someone took a book to far, religion causes war, science wins war, religious stiffs blame modern society for all evil in the world when in fact religion is the primary cause. End of. Shove the bible up your preachy backsides

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  88. I wank all the time. Love it. God speaks to me whilst I do it. It's the only way I can hear the words "chuck your muck in my face" KAPOW!!! What a joyfull mess

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  89. Flicking the baked bean is only ok if an approved preacher does it. I only hope Jesus wasn't watching, and if he was he didn't get any impure thoughts himself. Feel God's wrath Jezebel!

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  90. I whacked off twice just reading her story! I got demons running all through me aaaalll through me
    Aaaand now aaaalll in my belly button

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  91. I've seen many ways of exposing people's stupidity but this site is up there with Brass Eye. Brilliant.

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  92. I call bull on this.. unless the girl decided to strum one off whislt in top in a electricity pylon..

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  93. I was touching myself while my boyfriend fucked me this morning. It was fucking hot. Lightning strike would have probably made it kinkier.

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  94. Oh my fucking god this has to be a joke! All this anti-masturbation, self-rape is pathetic as fuck. Who the fuck would buy that cross thing? Also i love how you simply ignore the REAL fact comments or just reply with a dumbass comment (example: sciLIEnce) LOL WUT BRO? Get a life! This site should be closed down for promoting child abuse!

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  95. All of you are a bunch of hill billy recneck, religious retards! You should all go fuck yourselves! What a bunch of self absorbed arseholes. I'm now gonna go and tug 1 off, whilst reading all of your comments. Then you can all go and try to get some sleep, knowing that I'm ejaculating over your hate speeches! AMEN!

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    • I will pray all night that the Devil doesn't possess your hand tonight and you do the Lord's work instead of Satan's lustful work.

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  96. I just hope the poor girl had cum before she got struck, it would have been such a waste.and as far as women masturbating goes. 84% of women wank themselves daily. It is not a sin it is a natural as having sex.

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    • 82%? Daily? brother, this is only true in all those tittypornos you watch. #openyoureyestothelies

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  97. This is awesomw! I will masturbate to this story and the glory of the lord! And I hope you will all pray for me because for all those words of pray i will masturbate twice!

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  98. I am pleased this girl survived being struck by a bolt of lightning. I never knew masturbation increases the chances of being zapped while out in the open. What is wrong with masturbation? I think the girl has every right to touch herself. Just exploring her body which belongs to her. Sex or those feelings should never be labelled as disgusting at all. Not harming anyone. So I think this poor girl should be given some sympathy for being unfortunate but it could have been far worse.

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    • Hoagland is a populated place located in Logan County at latitude 41.508 and longitude -100.371.

      The elevation is 2,821 feet. Hoagland appears on the Hoagland U.S. Geological Survey Map. Logan County is in the Central Time Zone (UTC -6 hours).

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  99. We ll know everything in the bible is a lie.. and being outside while touching yaself is hot πŸ™‚ get a life

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  100. fk sk as if my mother said playing with my todger would make me go blind, or it would fall off. mmmm i can see its still there and works great.... gods a man apparently bet he bashes the odd one out now and again !! sad scare story and you wonder why people are turning their backs on religion

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  101. When we go for rapture, and god embraces us with open arms, will I be ok if I only wiped off instead if doing a full wash when I rub up against him?

    I mean I know it says that shall not waste thy seed, I thought that was about you know seeds as in plants in times of famine, but I suppose I could have been wrong. I mean I was wrong about the right to bear arms, I really feel sorry for shooting the bear still.

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  102. Fab Swingers. Wanking with thy neighbours. Heightens the experience. Brings you closer to well fucking great orgasm

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  103. I'm sorry I'm still laughing that Jesus and Obama are friends! This has got to be a hoax page, right? *crossing my fingers* Otherwise, this is too sad and I'm afraid I may just laugh even harder.

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  104. This website makes me so angry! Exploring your body is part of growing up. I was masturbating at the age of 14. It is scientifically proven that masturbating heightens, and improves your sex drive. As well as many other things such as making an individual more relaxed and have a higher self esteem.
    Sex Expert/Educator
    Lucie

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  105. I am looking out the window for lots and lots of lightning strikes, it is said 90% of the human population masterbate and the other 10% lie.

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  106. This story is pure lies! For the lightning to strike her vagina she would of had to be pointing it to the sky! It would of hit her head first! The person who wrote this Cleary doesn't know how science works! Well obviouslynot, Adam and eve had two sons. ??? Either they had sex with there mother WHICH IS WRONG ON A NUMBER OF LEVELS or they died abd the human race could no longer carry fir the lack of women! Now while you think about that, I'm goingto to masturbate because it's natural, and if "Jesus" is watching over me then that makes him a pervert!

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  107. Hahha the funniest thing in my mind is that god finished her off .... Never get a vibrator that good πŸ˜‰

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  108. I am truly appalled that so many of my children have gone astray from the flock. I represent all that is righteous and holy from the womb of the Virgin Mary herself. I condemn this young maiden to Quadruple Hell with a thousand demon rapes, as she is of the age to be properly sodomized according to the Good Book.

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  109. Is this website the real deal? like are there really people that believe this stuff? Are there really people so deluded? This is horrific. I will 'pray' for all the people that believe in this. Not that im religious...ive read the bible...it is a fantastic fiction novel. that has managed to control so many people around the world...its kind of like, it was meant to control people. hmmm...

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  110. Stuck by lighting? This is your problem why don't you get educated and learn the real facts of life? Evolution! Not being funny but if you THINK knocking one out is bad get a grip there are more serious things going on in the world and if you pray to a god that you think exists get THEM sorting that out!!!!!

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  111. Your joking right.. This is so stupid.. let me guess being gay is a sin as well. I'm sorry but people like you discust me, believe In what ever you want to believe in don't get me wrong, but forcing other people to think these things and stop them doing what they can't help doing, like falling in love with the same sex, and master bating to relive them self's... If anything is just selfish and stupid. Maybe god should be striking down people that rape kids the age of this girl, and people that kill and do things that actully are absolutely discusting! Witch is one of the many reasons why I don't believe in it/him or whatever. This kind of stuff stresses me out. As well as knowing that you stupid enough to even believe that God would do something like this!

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    • The gay is not a sin per se, but masturbation leads to being HomoGay because it is same-sex activity. We do offer HomoGay Conversion Therapy courses by Brother Nikita Shalavin. His effective program takes only 6 to 8 weeks and boasts an 85% survival rate. To be sent an information brochure please send a message via http://stopmasturbationnow.org/contact-us/

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      • Omg u tucking daft cunt. I wank everyday when I am alone. Then when my sugar daddy gets home he bends me over ducks and wanks me off. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Also God can suck my cock

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        • You need exorcising! Satan has slide inside of you and has a firm grip on your mouth muscle.

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          • Did u not realise Satan is my sugar daddy. Now go stoke your cunt. And enjoy yourself. Fucking wank stain

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  112. If she was allowed to masturbate in her room she wouldn't have been struck by lightening. Good logic there folks, hate to break it to you but your God is not real, and neither is this story

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  113. Lol what the f**k is wrong with this site πŸ˜€ Masturbation is something normal t is a normal and healthy part of sexual development. It is one of the few things in life that is "normal if you do and normal if you don't". I dont know whats wrong with some people here...

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    • we believe normal is very good. we are just against masturbation, don't worry were not a bunch of race hate liberals round here. πŸ˜€

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  114. What a load of horse shit you fucking arsehole come out with 1 there is no god so tell me when did god create Adam & eve before or after the dinosaur ? And if she was in the woods then it would have struck a tree first not between her legs where it's moist and the fingers were it might have got her if she was in the middle of an empty field, you yanks are inbreds stupid thick twats

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  115. Well, you may have read "a" Bible but what it sounds like is that you are in dire need of the King Lonald Version. You can ignore the 20th-century liberalist versions as they are based on faulty translations and attempts to infuse politically correct sentiments and dumbed-down language.

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  116. Maturation is the worst sin my ass I think the worst sin would be raping a child so go fuck yourself you idiots

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  117. As they key spokesman in this article - perhaps it may be a good idea to enlighten us on where you received your information from. I have studied many religions and have never read any "anti masturbation" sentences.. Could you perhaps direct me to the correct verse?

    Or did GOD him/herself (or is your god a creature? or the sun? ) come down/up and talk to you direct while you were having some lucid dream?

    I ask seriously, as if you can provide this information, I am sure that the majority of the population will see the error of their masturbatory ways and live the rest of their lives out in a frustrated, bed wetting, convoluted way.

    Or did your mommy and daddy teach you the errors of your own ways?

    Please explain why you believe this.

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    • It says in the bible. Leviticus Ch 5 vs 5 'Thou shalt not shuffle one off unless God is at hand to help, ill doers will have eternal damnation and have to fornicate with themselves forever'.

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  118. lol; genital fluids acted as a conductor.
    That must be embarassing.
    Though honestly we all know the real problem.

    Her parents refused to let her masturbate in the safety of her own home;
    When human desires are bottled up, they need to relive themselves.
    I feel her parents should have just accepted natural human nature, and let their kids fap and schlick at home.

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  119. This is how my son Jesus was conceived! Son, you will have a baby brother or sister very soon πŸ™‚ Hooray!

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  120. This site's ridiculous, fair play if it's trying to be funny but otherwise the person who wrote the article is an idiot.

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  121. Dont know how to reply to all of those who have replied to mt comment but first of all
    @jacey thank you for your help my lawyers are looking into this because by contacting them i can only ask them to remove the image this does not help my case at all so we have screenshot it and left my husbands lawyers to it.
    @liammckey if i could post images on this comment i would send you an image of sash hilding up her middle finger to you! And where is your proof to this false story?! If ypy google this shit nothing but this ridiculous website comes up so dont talk to me about false claims, i can prove it dont you worry!
    @shellyrichey i see that woman claiming it was her and you are absolutely right people may lie about these things; however, I'm not.
    Oh honey i think you need to look up the term defamation of character, even if it was a false claim defamation of character is not what this is but don't you worry im not even slightly worried about that as i am suing these fuckers based on copyright laws on imagery, DEFIMATION OF CHARACTER as they are claiming my daughter was struck by lighting while masturbating, slander and a lot more.
    You should also look up the term rape for your own educational purpose! And lastly sweetie pie its sad how brainwashed you are that you this this is a powerful organisation! Infact i almost fell off my chair with laughter but lets for one moment claim this was a "powerful organisation" my husband is a dental practitioner do you know how much money and power we have?! My lawyers are on this just as you are on you bible every sad waking day! Dont make it worse for them darling as i can sue you too for pursuing the slander and im sure you do not have a penny to the amount we are suing for!
    @miltongrits you are not the messenger you have falseley made up this story as my lawyers have already scanned the web for further stories based on this claim. There are none. Fair usage law does not govern you using imagery to one claim made to another. Therefor the beef "sir" is with yourselfs. Why i would let my 23 year old daughter take these images has a. Nothing to do with you and b. I do not control an adult!
    How have i shamed her by revealing her name? Her name is revealed so people do not believe this false claim! Thats more of a shame to her than her real name being revealed! People can find her on facebook and understand this story never happened!
    You are still claiming she has publicly masturbated which again will lead to further slander cases. And my daughter certainly does not have to masturbate outside of her own home!
    @augustweisz i dont enjoy reading all the comments about little boys masturbating to my daughter but they aare not the ones making false claims so i really am not interested in what they have to say

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    • Emma you stupid twat, ever considered that this article + the website is a spoof to annoy people like you? Send me a photo so that I can have a five knuckle shuffle. You are in my prayers ........ and my dirty thoughts xx

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  122. @augustweisz also it does not matter that you have changed the caption of the image to "unrelated photo" i have already screwn shot where it was written "Jennifer Connery" below.
    You and this website will have a lot of compensation to pay my daughter darling

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