Unrelated Photo?
(Stop Masturbation Now)— There is nothing more disgusting than the thought of a teenage girl touching herself. Well… nature agrees too. Jennifer Connery of Hoagland Nebraska was struck by lightning this past Tuesday while masturbating outside behind a tree. “We don’t let our kids masturbate in the home for this very reason so I guess she had to sneak out side” embarrassed father Winston Connery was quoted as saying when contacted.
According to medical experts the moisture between her genitals and her fingertips served as a conductor and caused a lot of damage to nerve endings there is a good chance she will not regain feeling in either. “She is lucky to have only been using two fingers at the time, it could have been much worse” Carol Rogers, pediatric nurse responded. “Right now I think she is just embarrassed that she had to learn a lesson the hard way”
Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.
I sort of feel bad for Winston, but this happened on his watch so he should have been more diligent with this fathering techniques.
Dude, My dad left me on a cross for a week. Cut this guy some slack.
Are you cunts for real!!!!? If god existed ppl like you wouldn’t be breathing now!
It’s something every one dose in life perfectly normal
How could you be embarrassed is she got struck by lightning you would be in pain that your child is hurt if god existed then why war rape murder steeling bullying hate to different races and the rest
Bro, you really need to look at something called a theodicy. Its practically a philosophy explaining why things happened and in a logical way. Check it out on wikipedia or some other site, some theodicies will answer why all that stuff happens 🙂
Is this site a joke? I mean REALLY? Just the “pray for”/”pay against” is so fucked up to begin with! This is the problem with you “RELIGIOUS” assholes! Y’all are some judgemental fucks!
yes, its clever satire that many can’t fathom
Indeed.
Orange
…this is a joke website celebrating the hypocrisy of christians…
Not all of us are like this, just the frankly out of line idiots, I’m a Christian and I believe strapping kids to a cross is a sin, don’t blame all of us, it’s no different than atheists that believe in flat earth
a few rotten fruits can spoil a harvest, people focus on the worst of a group then the good parts of it.
honestly, you just described it perfectly
Why would i get pray against for using theodices as an idea, do half you twats even know what a theodicy is?
Honestly this site is fucking retarded. Masturbation is completely natural. It’s completely okay to be curious about sexual pleasure. It helps relieve stress. It is not dangerous to do so. This girl just got unlucky if this really happened. Yes you consider Lust a sin, but masturbation is not a sin. Lust is, in my mind and layman’s terms, prostitution or whoring.
And the Pray for/against makes no fucking sense to me. Both sound like an insult to me as if I have something wrong with me.
1: R*t*rd is a slur.
2: sex work is real work.
3: this is a joke website.
I will not be elaborating so don’t bother to reply.
Ok retard
not nice 🙁
Religious assholes? lol ok just because some ignorant chump made this page up and happened to bring god into it you have to bring god into it yourself and categorize religious people as judgmental and assholes when if you actually took some time and knew anything about religion then you would realize how idiotic what your saying is. this page is a joke and a poor one at that. but you have the freedom of your own religion or lack of religion but dont put mine down and even if you do it wont shake my faith
This page is not a poor joke you tremendous retard, it’s a great one. God isn’t real. Kill yourself with a shotgun.
Merry Christmas to you, too!
shut up liberal faggot
I assumed this site was a satyr/joke site like The Onion or “This is That”…I *am correct, aren’t I? This is hilarious. Keep up the stories! I am laughing out loud. The comments are quite amusing as well, especially the ones who think there are people that would actually believe this to be true.
another thing danny needs to look at would probably have to be maybe a dictionary .
You want to know why there is war rape and murder because god gave us FREE WILL good and bad and his book and laws kept us on the path
of righteousness and good because we put murders rapists kidnappers to death but then you anti god liberals took god away took him out of school out of your house out of our courts and you dont follow the commandments so sin runs free in the world and will only stop when
we return to god and put sinners to death.
Stfu you stupid as whore no one will give a damn once you are dead not even your own kids so if you know what’s good for yourself kys and leave this earth
Freewill
i know, Oh My Fictional God!! i thought this was a freakin onion story, i thought; this can’t be real its gotta b bullshit, but apparently there is a movement against the safest way for a single person to have an orgasm!!
lol first time i prayed for anything
Same i thought its a meme lmao.
If there is a god, it’d have to be a woman. Only a woman has God’s sick sense of humor.
“Nothing’s more discusting than a teenage girl touching herself” that makes me horny
hi jesus wyd
Same here
I have to agree while I am no Atheis, I follow egoism, but I respect everyone’s beliefs. I don’t think any god would waste their time on something like this you guys are making Christ loo like a petty and cruel God.
To every one who thinks its not natural to masturbate its is natural so get over it k
Murder is natural too yet we refrain. Same as self-rape. Praise!
Self rape is probably the best thing I have ver heard 😀 I can imagine: ‘Hand what are you doing?…Hand? Stop…What part of NO you dont understand?…HAAAND NOOOO…no, no no, nooooooooo…YOU’RE MONSTER!!!’
we stan
Let’s be honest, the only rape going on was the lighting wanted to hit that and oh did it hit her good and hard, yes it did. God was like, “here… let me help you out with that.” — And one thing, I can’t believe as a Christian you could say murder is natural. What’s natural is our God given right for freedom of choice, which is in your bible, get the app version it really helps you catch up on your missed reading. Jesus I’m sure jacked off behind a tree many a time, I mean he was a… Read more »
Bahahahaha TOUCH YOUR WET PUSSY, STROKE YOUR HARD COCK. Masterbation is normal you fuckwits. Would you rather they go sleeping around instead?? Bloody hell didn’t Jesus die on the cross so everyone could live?? So do some living and have the best orgasm of your life withyourself hhaha
I’m masturbating right now. No Shame!
feels good
….How can someone rape themselves? You’re an idiot.
Not true! It’s completely possible, if you are internally conflicted.
clones maybe? alter egos? im not sure what these people are thinking but those are the only possible ways i know of
Do your genitals consent to the abuse you are putting them through?
think about it.
Or are you having non consensual sex with a member of your own self same gender?
we encapsulate this concept in the term “to self rape”. so it sounds more punchy. and because that’s what it is. praise.
LOL self rape, are you serious? please tell me you aren’t. i am a serial self rapist then holy crap.
Reported!
You use that word, rape, but I don’t think you know what it is.
You sound like a moron. Self rape…LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Maybe someone should pray for you to be less of a fucking moron, but then you’d stop being so stupidly hilarious.
A) What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
B) So wait, then wouldn’t sex even AFTER marriage be considered rape? Because by your loose definition, your “genitals can’t consent,” and I’ve never heard my vagina say “WOO YEAH LET’S GO!” before sex.
C) Murder is not natural, however, masturbation is. All of those animals that you believe that God just placed on the earth masturbate.
C.) Yes, and they are all filthy non-human SINNERS!
this is comedy gold right here folks
Honestly, how do you rape yourself? or rape your genitals? seriously they are a part of you. Its not like you’re doing any harm to anyone or anything. I mean maybe you might get a burn if you dont use any lube but thats about all the harm you’ll get from it or if you’re a female and you use a tool that can give you burns there. Yes, I’m a christian and I’m not against it. Explain the harm in it and how its a sin. I see how adultry is and I can also see how avoiding it… Read more »
It’s called self-harm and self-abuse for a reason, Filthy Sinner!!!!
This aspect of FaithScience does seem confusing to many at first so allow me to explain: “Lo, thy body is a temple and a sanctuary and must forever remain to itself inviolate” – Ludacris 4-7 the body is innocent like the temple and wishes to remain unsullied. however the body (temple) needs a mind (preist) to control it and of course the mind is naturally evil. the body gives no consent to its own violation and would not never violate itself without a mind; corpses rarely masturbate. yet both are said to be “you”.(!?!) So, according to scripture, when the… Read more »
Yes, you blew me alright! Brilliant!!!! But you’re still a filthy reprobate and definitely going to hell. Sorry.
Hm… Echo and the Bunnymen… hm… I smell satire…
I’m the best fuck I’ve ever had.
Carlos danger what kind of name is that??? one are you some kind of stupid?? self=-rape?? murder is not the same masturbating…. o and your photo you look like fag…. stupid fucker…
You’re the “fag,” Masturbator! By DEFINITION! Sizzle sizzle, SINNER!!!!
Murder is natural you have to be kidding me I’m going to masturbate right now because that’s natural not murder wth
Well, you just go right a-“HEAD” and do that! Then prepare for Hell, Mastubator!!!!
Murder is also natural, but do we do that? Good Day Mrs Frances, such horrid thoughts you have, you must be a filthy woman!
Under what warped worldview is murder considered “natural?” By the way, having a “pray against” button is horrifying as a believing man. Shame
The world is full of murder ma’am, and animals do it constantly so it must be natural. This is according to the logic of you masturhaters.
please stop living in a dreamworld and come to Jesus (via Lonnie Childs).
No… Animals masturbate that’s well known by experts now. Animals don’t murder, they hunt and eat the food
Well, animals might jerk off but they don’t look at dirty pictures while doing it, and THAT is the difference!
If you think your body parts are self aware then you have some major issues.
Hey, that’s rude. Not all women are filthy.
I’m more amused by the fact that the moisture generated by masturbation was conductive enough to divert the lightning away from the tree that it should of struck seeing as it was closer to the bolt. Also, how did the girl only sustain nerve damage from a voltage of round 30k and amp’s of round 200? That shit’s fucking lethal.
You’re going to hell for touching yourself. Repent, sinner!
So Jesus of Nazareth do you ever masterbate with your hand holes?
^ bahahahahahahaha! That is awesome.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? ‘Cause they fall through the holes in his hands
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Unofficial-Jesus-Christ/696273130426134?ref=hl&ref_type=bookmark
Man you guys are a bunch of weird cunts believing in your fake prophet. Its lovely to fuck a nice pussy and enjoy watching her cum. Its nice to watch a girl masturbating. All you loser cunts deserve to die. You are the only abomination here.
I know, right???!!!
Placing a child in a restraint is just child abuse, your dad should be locked up for being a child abuser. Not that bible bashers seem to mind them.
I totally agree with your response, I’m a woman an on the flip side I agree it’s amazing to be fucked an have your man watch you come or play with your self. can’t believe some of the shit some of these people are spouting!!
Why is it that people are so content to lump every Christian in the world into the category of “Bible Basher” (which historically was actually a term used to describe atheists who read scripture out of context)? I struggle to believe anything on this site is real, and that it is here to incite hatred towards Christian stereotypes.
I think people take this website far too seriously as it seems to be nothing more than poorly-conceived satire.
Oh another “satire” troll.
Dont doubt the truth and veracity of the coming of Lonnie Childs, Sir.
You know next time someone asks me if this holiest website is real or not, I swear, im going to pray them to death.
peace be with you 😀
ALL HAIL THE GREAT LORD SATAN
shut up you are making yourself sound like a retard
This is some bible pushing propaganda. Not worth anyone’s time.
You guys…that cross…omg that could totally be used for kinking sex! 😀
NOT FOR KIDS THOUGH. 😐
Ha ha I’m fucking crying with laughter. Does the cross come in different colours?!
1.) How does a cross come?
2.) If it can come, how does the come change colors?
No, especially for kids!
LOL thank you for making me laugh so hard
Right, you were laughing hard. We all know what you were really doing, Spanky.
wow you people are incredibly stupid.. so let me get this straight. someone doing what comes natural because of sexual urges that are perfectly normal to relieve tension and create pleasure. she wasnt out having sex with a random stranger. so what does it matter if she does masturbate.. thats why christianity is nothing more than another belief system that isnt true. like islam, hinduism, judaism etc…
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Unofficial-Jesus-Christ/696273130426134?ref=hl&ref_type=bookmark
So I got blackout drunk for a few days that one time. Shit happens. It’s been over 2,000 years since it happened, Jesus. Let it go already.
So I got blackout drunk for a few days that one time. Shit happens. It’s been over 2,000 years since it happened, Jesus. Let it go already.
HI IMGUR
What the he’ll is wrong with you Jesus Christ sacrificed his life for are sins and your going to make fun of him that’s totally messed up……..Romans 5:8 in that good demonstrates hiss love toward us Christ died for us…..respect that and also don’t think I’m some person trying to get you to believe in god our anything but if you do great but what I’m trying to say is if you don’t believe in him then don’t say anything bad that will affect then
AMEN! Now let’s see if these heathens continue in their masturbation-defending ways or if they will finally HEAR THE TRUTH!!!!!!
There is no Hoagland, Nebraska. This story is absolutely absurd! So stupid you people believe this
actually, there is:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoagland,_Nebraska
based and redpilled
So how does it feel to whistle while you walk
You talk like you are the wrath of God, it’s not your job to stop people from sining, that’s Gods job, not yours, he told us not to judge anyone, this in my opinion is a disgrace to the Heavenly Father army, quit playing God and let him tech people lessons about purity.
zzzzzzz, when hit by lightning won’t the girl just die? what the hell?
People do not automatically die when struck by lightning. Sheesh
Back inthe ’60’s my brother was a lifeguard at Rockaway Beach in NYC, Anyway this girl was wearing a cross on a necklace and got struck by lighting… it branded her: a circle around her neck and a cross on her chest… scared for life and yes she did live after being struck by lightniing
So twoo I was hit 5 tymes & I’m just grate.
Um…..no?
I didn’t want her that’s why. Yet.
Did the electirc shock at least finish her off properly? I mean god wouldnt have let her not finsh as that would have been a worse punishment… letting her get so far and then not climaxing… Not cool from your Jebus or god or whatever lol
No you retard 1000’s have survived a strike
Lol. Is this a joke, Ally? I sure hope you are not that retarded.
I take it back Ally. I see you are for masturbation. Lol. I think the other poster is saying that it would be cruel if the lightning strike didn’t get the girl off.
I’ll let her finish when she turns 18, even I have limits.
Shut up shit brick ppl like you make me sick I bet you yank on you tiny cock over the thought of this girl fucking herself you fucktard
I hope she got that exploding orgasm she was reaching for lol
I’m going to go watch some lesbian porn and touch myself to it because everyone masturbates even if you admit or not you stupid people
lol
I can not believe what I’m reading. Are you seriously telling me god struck her down for something classed as a very natural part of life both male and female. What must this poor girl be going through. First feeling the need to go outside to do this, then being struck by lightening. And finally blamed for the entire experience because you absolute Neanderthals haven’t moved out of the dark ages. And before I’m condemned I visit my church every Sunday I am a proud farther and love my children. None of them once of age will ever feel the… Read more »
dudes and dudettes:
this website is a joke website, like the onion.
please do not worry.
the “pray for” and “pray against” is a very clever way of saying “like” or “dislike.”
jeesh…
Not that clever.
She was masturbating herself with an onion?? No wonder god struck her with lightning. She was making him cry. 😉
All she had to do was stay indoors and CALL Me… I would have loved to have helped her!!
Thank you for putting my thoughts to words!
“helped her”? HELPED her? Helped her commit the ungodly SIN of self-rape? There is no hell hot enough for the likes of YOU!!!
is this site real? Like is this a joke lol I find it hard to believe this is real
Religion is for people who do not understand science.
sLIEence is for people who dont understand religion and cant stop masturbating long enough to learn.
pow.
game over.
You do realize it’s “Science” not “Slieence” << They don't even sound similar.
If you want to play it that way then lets change "Religion" into "ReLIEgion"
At least that sounds closer to the original word
ReLIEgion? oh come on. you just made that up didn’t you?
masturbation is good for the soul – especially when done during gang bangs….in the choir room….etc,etc….
I think this girls father is a sick and disgusting man! I think his daughter is beautiful and he wanted to exploit her so he could see all the men out there talking about the things they would like to do to her! I think this is child Abuse! What better way to mess up your kid for life then to air your families dirty laundry all over the internet! If I was this girl I would file charges and move out! Hell, I have 5 kids she is more than welcome to live with us! Poor sweet girl!! Shame… Read more »
Betcha she does it again, but maybe out behind the chicken coop. With one of em electric eggs’
If that is her picture under the lighting strike she a cutie. When she turns 18 come find me and I’ll give her a hand.
If you guys think this site is real then you’re all getting trolled.
Hope i dont get struck by lightning when im thinking about this in 5 min 😉
TRick TRolled even…
so, a woman is expected to wait till marriage to have sex and masturbation is disgusting ? what the HELL is a girl supposed to do ? we’re all grown here, masturbating is healthy . don’t be childish about these kinds of things . don’t act like you never do so ..
I would like to point out that both male and females are expected to wait until marriage and not masturbate.
Expected by whom? The traffic light? There’s plenty of very orthodox religious girls around where I live and most, if not all, are very skilled in manual and oral sex before they are married. Gift from God? Mwuhahaha
test
This story is fake. I live there and no such thing happened.
Bono Reznor looks like Stannis Baratheon from Game of Thrones. Praise to the one true king of Westoros!
Funny how you guys think this is an actual website for stopping masturbation, lol like really! 8========D ~ ~~
wow their has to be alot more lighting in this world. I am sure that this is a fake story noone can really be this hard core. would you guys rather she had sex?
yes
I masturbate at least once daily. It is natural for human body to do so and science has linked many positives to daily or near daily self gratification. I am happy to see that the young lady took it upon herself to make herself feel good. While sad to hear about her accident, it could have been avoided completely if the parents were more understanding and not close minded. I hope that she recovers feeling in all effected areas, and would also hope that she doesn’t give into the less that her parents are surely to now tell her. This… Read more »
Um no masturbation isn’t a sin it’s experiencing and learning your body o.o sheesh………..
Thank you for posting that picture of her it helped me during my masturbation session!!!
I hope all you catholics know, i masterbated while reading this just purely for amusement. Catholick my balls
Actually although I’m not Catholic, I’m going to say that these people aren’t catholics. More literalists. The Catholic church doesn’t take the Bible literally. I had Catholic parents so I can see the religious viewpoint
Catholics are Mary-worshiping heathens. The Pope’s People are curiously SILENT on the topic of masturbation aka self-rape. I will pray at them though it’s probably too late.
The thought of a woman touching herself is wrong? Jesus it really gets me going when I pick a woman up at a club and she does that in front of me at home! 😀
Shouldn’t we “sin” as much as possible? If Jesus died for our sins it would be a waste if we didn’t sin every possible moment.
Why are Christians so hung up on anything sexual? Better she masturbate than have unprotected sex and get an STD or pregnant.
“There is nothing more disgusting about a girl touching herself”… Go fuck yourself. Lol all of you… Seriously.
I honestly can’t even tell if this website is for real or not. Are you people absolutely insane? How is the thought of someone masturbating disgusting? I just don’t get it…
You know what is way more disgusting than that? A tribe of desert people using a make believe god as an excuse to rape and kill thousands of other human beings, and then that same god being used to promote bullshit like this thousands of years later.
I can’t believe people this stupid are still living.
You Tellin me not too jerk it kinda makes me wanna use my idle hand if you know What’m saying 😉 I’m just sayin!.. im probly gonna jerk it so hard to this story tonight Xp fuck might even put a finger in my butt and scream the lords name in vain. Idk sometimes I Getz freaky like that Xp but this religiously biased story is fucking ridiculous. Sorry you got touched by the hand of god girl. Dont hate me, bible thumpers! Pray for my rotting soul
This isnt even a real town……..!!
How the hell can anyone say something like this. That poor girl is just being a human being. Anyone who says this is disgusting and has never done that themselves is a lie. Obviously all people want to do is judge. I more disgusted with people’s reactions and comments than anything else.
I guess if you have sex outside of marriage, you really will die!
spegehetti
I assure every single one of you retards that masturbation is not wrong and I myself don’t believe that the bible is all lies and that everything you learn at your brain washing cults(church) is completely false I do believe in a god but not the one you people have begun to believe in and explain to me the masturbating thing did Fucking Jesus stare at his dick and decide no one shall pleasure themselves? It doesn’t make any sense and you could tell me the story of Adam and Eve and all that bullshit but at the end of… Read more »
“There is nothing more disgusting than the thought of a teenage girl touching herself. Well… nature agrees too. ”
I totally disagree, actually I think it’s arousing(I’m teenager myself).
To think of a girl laying down, moving her hands over her belly…. Touching the edge of her panties, slowly moving her fingertips in her panties. Look at her while she undresses herself and spreading her legs before entering her v*gina, while moaning.
See, that is just sexy!
But well, i think i’ll just open up for some porn then, and masturbate to that for a while.
You know what is sad… The fact that she had to masturbate and she didn’t have someone like me to help her along, LMAO.She looks hot from her picture.
I jerk it daily, where’s my bolt of lightning???!!! God must like watching me jerk it!
Sure what the fuck ever .. There is no god .. So fuck your religion with a big rubber dildo . Bunch of sheep following a book rewritten by a king …
Cause if there was a god why the fuck would he allow catholic priests to rape little boys ??? Religion the biggest joke on the planet
If we add any more bacon to our diet , the country will be Heart failure hell.
If masturbation is a sin explain how animals in the wild (god’s creations) do it. Now shut the fuck up so I can go beat off.
I cannot believe how idiotic this website is. I came here thinking it was a gag. I knew I was right about stupidity being everywhere.
Guess what? God also doesn’t like for people to lie, especially when it has to do with people dying. Complete fabrication. But then again if you are stupid enough to be a Christian after all of the bloodshed and corruption, you’re stupid enough to believe this story.
masturbates to this
god gave you the gift of touch and feel,god gave you the gift of orgasm why would he give you such wonderful gifts for man to turn around and say its bad if there gifts to use why the hell do men think they know it all without actually being able to talk to god himself YEAH THINK TO YOURSELVES HOW STUPID PEOPLE REALLY ARE!!!
I just came masturbating to this story … sounds hot to me.
Christians believe in forgiveness, and not in shaming others, and turning the other cheek. This has to be the epitome of hypocritical modern Christianity.
“There is nothing more disgusting than the thought of a teenage girl touching herself.”
Ah yes, it is so disgusting that I can just see hoards of teenage boys ‘hanging out’ in this girl’s backyard just hoping to catch a glimpse of her masturbating.
‘Bono Reznor’ whelp another one added to my list to be damned to hell and rot in the inferno
Sadly, this is a tale that is told far too often these days. Is it petty to blame Obama?
Are you fucking retarded? Like seriously, what fucked up backward ass state are you from? First of all you look like a child molester anyway,i didn’t know stupid of this magnitude existed.
Your poor choice of language, far-fetched accusations and gross incivility are signs of a poor upbringing. We are praying at you now.
You poor poor man, from your mannerisms and beliefs I think you had a really sheltered up bringing. who in this day an age believes rubbing one off will result in being smited. The best thing for you is to find a time machine and send yourself back to the medieval ages because it’s clear you haven’t really adapted to the modern times. Rather scar mongering little kids, you should touch up…… aw wait brush up on some sex ed. There’s a video of a monkey jacking himself off with a frog, so in your mind he should get smited…….so… Read more »
Chill out dude – it’s satire
you would think if “god” had a problem with it he would have a bigger problem with sex out of wedlock….I have Never been hit by lightning during sex, either inside or outside
*upbringing *smitten *smitten *takes this shit for real
*trollface*
*for *trollface*
No one likes you, you are so full of shit you believe you have to spread it to everyone you talk too. I bet u have an extremely tiny penis and probably have no friends. You look like a sad and lonely person. O and no need to pray for me, I believe in science, so ur imaginary prayers won’t work. O and one more thing, masturbation is normal!!! Get the fuck over yourself!!
Choose your words carefully. Praying hands can stop a beating heart.
A fucking men lol P.s. There is not God you delusional religious hypocrites.. When you die its goes dark, end of story 😉
That’s boring as hell though.
Reallity is not what u want, it is what it is, u have to deal with it, It doesn’t matter if you like it or not. that’s how things are and u can’t change it
I suggest you read Swift’s “A Modest Proposal”….
Who is god ???
It’s 2 AM and I’m browsing this site trying to figure out if it’s a big joke or not.
How in did I even get here.
What am I doing with my life?
Really though. What in 7 hells and I doing here.
Masturbation is no joke.
**Clears throat**
Dear Lord…
***Fapfapfap**
unless its done by a clown..
Obama is a good friend of mine, if you blame him we are going to have a problem. You don’t want that, do you?
Obama is your friend? Im sorry for you.
Not even Hell wants you sir, I hope you understand this.
For what? he had nothing to do with it unless she was thinking about him…..
Troll on
You guys are sick and insane! i hope lighting hits you and takes Israel with it!
If god really thinks like you, and is not a fairytale i spit on his face!
It is no small wonder that the masterrorbationists are in cahoots with the anti-Semite crowd. #handsofftheholyland
Its a sin to call another person insulting names.
you know that me ….an Israeli….fucked you’re mama so hard that she become a jew!
בן של זונה!
sick burn bro
Death to Israel
umadbro
Viva didn’t say anything about Jews though did s/he. Just cause someone opposes a country doesn’t mean that they oppose a religion. Two fundamentally different things.
R u kiddin’ me??! If the poor girl would be aloud to do it at home, nothing would have happened!
*allowed
You’re welcome.
As if you’re trying to take the high ground here…
^^^ Judas Iscariot in the house! ^^^
HAAYOOOOO!
Lol. My feeling about this is how on Earth would dad have any clue what was going on?
He probably followed her to watch her while he masterbated.
Oooh, Anna you’re pretty.
Anna, you’re a stunner.
Allowed*
Stop Masturbation Now ??? What century are these people living? “Right now I think she is just embarrassed that she had to learn a lesson the hard way” I hate this guys…..
Take the SMN pledge and let go of all the hate. We can teach you to love thy neighbours and not defile your Devils doorbell.
Praise!
Love your neighbors? Is that some kind of sick twisted joke? The whole time I have been on this site, all I have seen is complete hate from this religion onto to others who have a different opinion than your own. I love how you get so defensive the moment someone judges your beliefs and act like you act like the complete victims of judgement when you are not. This faith and what you believe in is being placed online. When you place things on the internet, others are going to have their own opinion about it. If you want… Read more »
“Devils doorbell” That’s a new one! I’ll let dad know, it gets a bit dull around heaven now and again!
let go of the hate your face dude.. i actually love you guys.. really 😀 i never had a laugh like this in weeks.. so very thank you, i never knew that there are people more stupid than my dog XD
If your religion is right, the devil literally could not exist since God is oh-so-high-and-mighty. An all-powerful, benevolent God wouldn’t allow evil to exist. From that alone, I can conclude that if your “God” existed, he created us with genitals that we can stimulate ourselves. Everything of the human body was supposedly created by him, not the devil. Lucifer was still chilling up in heaven when man was created; he fell long after a large population was established. Therefore, genitalia aren’t the “Devil’s doorbell.” All of your own arguments have turned against you, which proves, once again, that Christianity is… Read more »
God created us with free will and the ability to choose in order to test us. next!!!
What about natural evil such as natural disaters huh hundreds of thousands of innocent people die each year because of of “natural” evil, something that god can supposedly stop, in turn not affecting ‘free will’. Btw im 14 and if I can find the faults in your fool proof religion, some ideas may need bucking up…
Right, right, natural disasters. boo hoo. what about masturbation? thats the real issue on Gods mind. are you going to do that when you get married next year? what about your husbands needs?
Ahahah, ‘boo hooo’ like too see you say that when you or god forbid one of your family members dies or is injured! To be completely honest masticating is probably somewhere on gods list of issues but I believe that he would rather focus on issues such as rape, murder an war. So long as masturbation an other such totaly natural acts are kept in the privacy of one’s own home then I see no problem with it…
my god, you disgust me. praying AT you now, even though it gives me the shivers…
Hahaha ive just been trolled
smarter than most
i can no longer talk to you about this subject; I have restraining orders.
Yes I hate it when people defile my doorbell, it’s scares the pizza man away.
She was on her knees, My little Catholic Girl In a little white dress Catholic Girls They never confess Catholic Girls I got one for a cousin I love how they go So send me a dozen Catholic Girls OOOOOOH! This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER… Joe had a girl friend named Mary. She used to go to the church club every week. They’d meet each other there Hold hands And think Pure Thoughts But one night, at the Social Club meeting Mary didn’t show up… She was sucking c*ck backstage at The Armory In order to get a pass To… Read more »
yknow, for a second, I thought this website was a complete joke. I can’t stop laughing at the anti-masturbation cross! hahaha unreal! yknow, come to think of it, I’m jerkin’ off as I type this. I hope the sick people that run this website and those that endorse its messages all have wet dreams of jerkin’ off and flickin’ their bean.
I hope you get struck by lightning and give yourself The Bad AIDS.
im not allowed to have The Good AIDS?????
omg!!! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying – “I’m not allowed to have the Good AIDS”??? Best comeback so far!!! lmfho
you cant give yourself aids. kill yourself
>The Bad AIDS
>give yourself
>The Bad
OH LAWD
why am i the only one that got that reference
Wait, there is a good AIDS? I would like to hear more about the differences between the good AIDS and the bad AIDS. Thank you very much.
Sorry for my weirdo followers. You enjoy that jerk, its on me
This story simply isn’t real. Obviously the moderators have very little-to-no support behind their cause, so they fabricate stories like this to make anti masturbation appear relevant. Take your 16th century ideals and shove ’em right up your asshole. Masturbation isn’t going anywhere.
the whole website is a joke…….
Is it wrong I’m masturbating now to her picture? Cowboy boots and hot pants ! Hot dang !
Ha! “Praying for” you because I’m totally doing that right now.
This is scientifically impossible. I screwed my man outside during a thunder/lighting storm, an let me just tell you.. It was more then wet 😉 You people are nuts!
AN THEN WE WATCHED THE GAY RAINBOW OF SATAN TOGETHER !!!
theres nothing wrong that at all. love of the body between adults is blessed by god. im glad to hear you are now with child.