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(Stop Masturbation Now)— There is nothing more disgusting than the thought of a teenage girl touching herself. Well… nature agrees too. Jennifer Connery of Hoagland Nebraska was struck by lightning this past Tuesday while masturbating outside behind a tree. “We don’t let our kids masturbate in the home for this very reason so I guess she had to sneak out side” embarrassed father Winston Connery was quoted as saying when contacted.

According to medical experts the moisture between her genitals and her fingertips served as a conductor and caused a lot of damage to nerve endings there is a good chance she will not regain feeling in either. “She is lucky to have only been using two fingers at the time, it could have been much worse” Carol Rogers, pediatric nurse responded. “Right now I think she is just embarrassed that she had to learn a lesson the hard way”

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.

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Bono Reznor
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Bono Reznor

I sort of feel bad for Winston, but this happened on his watch so he should have been more diligent with this fathering techniques.

Jesus_of_Nazareth
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Jesus_of_Nazareth

Dude, My dad left me on a cross for a week. Cut this guy some slack.

Ally allaway
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Ally allaway

Are you cunts for real!!!!? If god existed ppl like you wouldn’t be breathing now!

Danny
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Danny

It’s something every one dose in life perfectly normal
How could you be embarrassed is she got struck by lightning you would be in pain that your child is hurt if god existed then why war rape murder steeling bullying hate to different races and the rest

ben
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ben

Bro, you really need to look at something called a theodicy. Its practically a philosophy explaining why things happened and in a logical way. Check it out on wikipedia or some other site, some theodicies will answer why all that stuff happens 🙂

Mike
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Mike

Is this site a joke? I mean REALLY? Just the “pray for”/”pay against” is so fucked up to begin with! This is the problem with you “RELIGIOUS” assholes! Y’all are some judgemental fucks!

ben
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ben

Why would i get pray against for using theodices as an idea, do half you twats even know what a theodicy is?

Tyler McCoy
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Honestly this site is fucking retarded. Masturbation is completely natural. It’s completely okay to be curious about sexual pleasure. It helps relieve stress. It is not dangerous to do so. This girl just got unlucky if this really happened. Yes you consider Lust a sin, but masturbation is not a sin. Lust is, in my mind and layman’s terms, prostitution or whoring.

And the Pray for/against makes no fucking sense to me. Both sound like an insult to me as if I have something wrong with me.

Nick
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Nick

Religious assholes? lol ok just because some ignorant chump made this page up and happened to bring god into it you have to bring god into it yourself and categorize religious people as judgmental and assholes when if you actually took some time and knew anything about religion then you would realize how idiotic what your saying is. this page is a joke and a poor one at that. but you have the freedom of your own religion or lack of religion but dont put mine down and even if you do it wont shake my faith

Nick
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Nick

I assumed this site was a satyr/joke site like The Onion or “This is That”…I *am correct, aren’t I? This is hilarious. Keep up the stories! I am laughing out loud. The comments are quite amusing as well, especially the ones who think there are people that would actually believe this to be true.

junglist
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junglist

another thing danny needs to look at would probably have to be maybe a dictionary .

theself proclaimed prophet
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You want to know why there is war rape and murder because god gave us FREE WILL good and bad and his book and laws kept us on the path
of righteousness and good because we put murders rapists kidnappers to death but then you anti god liberals took god away took him out of school out of your house out of our courts and you dont follow the commandments so sin runs free in the world and will only stop when
we return to god and put sinners to death.

Big Jon
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Big Jon

i know, Oh My Fictional God!! i thought this was a freakin onion story, i thought; this can’t be real its gotta b bullshit, but apparently there is a movement against the safest way for a single person to have an orgasm!!

Me
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Me

lol first time i prayed for anything

aaron east
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aaron east

If there is a god, it’d have to be a woman. Only a woman has God’s sick sense of humor.

Jesus
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“Nothing’s more discusting than a teenage girl touching herself” that makes me horny

Jimmy
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Jimmy

hi jesus wyd

Frances
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Frances

To every one who thinks its not natural to masturbate its is natural so get over it k

Carlos Danger
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Murder is natural too yet we refrain. Same as self-rape. Praise!

Gary Johnson
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Gary Johnson

Self rape is probably the best thing I have ver heard 😀 I can imagine: ‘Hand what are you doing?…Hand? Stop…What part of NO you dont understand?…HAAAND NOOOO…no, no no, nooooooooo…YOU’RE MONSTER!!!’

no meat to beat :(
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we stan

Ash
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Ash

Let’s be honest, the only rape going on was the lighting wanted to hit that and oh did it hit her good and hard, yes it did. God was like, “here… let me help you out with that.” — And one thing, I can’t believe as a Christian you could say murder is natural. What’s natural is our God given right for freedom of choice, which is in your bible, get the app version it really helps you catch up on your missed reading. Jesus I’m sure jacked off behind a tree many a time, I mean he was a… Read more »

me
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me

Bahahahaha TOUCH YOUR WET PUSSY, STROKE YOUR HARD COCK. Masterbation is normal you fuckwits. Would you rather they go sleeping around instead?? Bloody hell didn’t Jesus die on the cross so everyone could live?? So do some living and have the best orgasm of your life withyourself hhaha

ashley
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ashley

I’m masturbating right now. No Shame!

Drunken Viking
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….How can someone rape themselves? You’re an idiot.

dexterbattygarteniii
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Do your genitals consent to the abuse you are putting them through?
think about it.
Or are you having non consensual sex with a member of your own self same gender?
we encapsulate this concept in the term “to self rape”. so it sounds more punchy. and because that’s what it is. praise.

jim2000
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jim2000

LOL self rape, are you serious? please tell me you aren’t. i am a serial self rapist then holy crap.

Mr. Richter
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Mr. Richter

You use that word, rape, but I don’t think you know what it is.

You sound like a moron. Self rape…LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Maybe someone should pray for you to be less of a fucking moron, but then you’d stop being so stupidly hilarious.

Scout
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Scout

A) What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
B) So wait, then wouldn’t sex even AFTER marriage be considered rape? Because by your loose definition, your “genitals can’t consent,” and I’ve never heard my vagina say “WOO YEAH LET’S GO!” before sex.
C) Murder is not natural, however, masturbation is. All of those animals that you believe that God just placed on the earth masturbate.

Alan
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Alan

Honestly, how do you rape yourself? or rape your genitals? seriously they are a part of you. Its not like you’re doing any harm to anyone or anything. I mean maybe you might get a burn if you dont use any lube but thats about all the harm you’ll get from it or if you’re a female and you use a tool that can give you burns there. Yes, I’m a christian and I’m not against it. Explain the harm in it and how its a sin. I see how adultry is and I can also see how avoiding it… Read more »

Dexter Battygarten iii
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This aspect of FaithScience does seem confusing to many at first so allow me to explain: “Lo, thy body is a temple and a sanctuary and must forever remain to itself inviolate” – Ludacris 4-7 the body is innocent like the temple and wishes to remain unsullied. however the body (temple) needs a mind (preist) to control it and of course the mind is naturally evil. the body gives no consent to its own violation and would not never violate itself without a mind; corpses rarely masturbate. yet both are said to be “you”.(!?!) So, according to scripture, when the… Read more »

Julian Kenning
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Hm… Echo and the Bunnymen… hm… I smell satire…

aaron east
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aaron east

I’m the best fuck I’ve ever had.

some guy...
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some guy...

Carlos danger what kind of name is that??? one are you some kind of stupid?? self=-rape?? murder is not the same masturbating…. o and your photo you look like fag…. stupid fucker…

Bill
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Bill

Murder is natural you have to be kidding me I’m going to masturbate right now because that’s natural not murder wth

Deon Adar
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Murder is also natural, but do we do that? Good Day Mrs Frances, such horrid thoughts you have, you must be a filthy woman!

brokenglow
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Under what warped worldview is murder considered “natural?” By the way, having a “pray against” button is horrifying as a believing man. Shame

Dexter Battygarten iii
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Dexter Battygarten iii

The world is full of murder ma’am, and animals do it constantly so it must be natural. This is according to the logic of you masturhaters.
please stop living in a dreamworld and come to Jesus (via Lonnie Childs).

Joe Hemsworth Psy.M
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Joe Hemsworth Psy.M

No… Animals masturbate that’s well known by experts now. Animals don’t murder, they hunt and eat the food

WOW
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WOW

If you think your body parts are self aware then you have some major issues.

bananington
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I’m more amused by the fact that the moisture generated by masturbation was conductive enough to divert the lightning away from the tree that it should of struck seeing as it was closer to the bolt. Also, how did the girl only sustain nerve damage from a voltage of round 30k and amp’s of round 200? That shit’s fucking lethal.

God
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God

You’re going to hell for touching yourself. Repent, sinner!

Ryan Lannen
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So Jesus of Nazareth do you ever masterbate with your hand holes?

Brian Gilmore
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Brian Gilmore

^ bahahahahahahaha! That is awesome.

brian murphy
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Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? ‘Cause they fall through the holes in his hands

King David
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King David

Man you guys are a bunch of weird cunts believing in your fake prophet. Its lovely to fuck a nice pussy and enjoy watching her cum. Its nice to watch a girl masturbating. All you loser cunts deserve to die. You are the only abomination here.

King David
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King David

Placing a child in a restraint is just child abuse, your dad should be locked up for being a child abuser. Not that bible bashers seem to mind them.

Emma
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Emma

I totally agree with your response, I’m a woman an on the flip side I agree it’s amazing to be fucked an have your man watch you come or play with your self. can’t believe some of the shit some of these people are spouting!!

joe bloggs
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Why is it that people are so content to lump every Christian in the world into the category of “Bible Basher” (which historically was actually a term used to describe atheists who read scripture out of context)? I struggle to believe anything on this site is real, and that it is here to incite hatred towards Christian stereotypes.

I think people take this website far too seriously as it seems to be nothing more than poorly-conceived satire.

dexterbattygarteniii
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Oh another “satire” troll.
Dont doubt the truth and veracity of the coming of Lonnie Childs, Sir.
You know next time someone asks me if this holiest website is real or not, I swear, im going to pray them to death.
peace be with you 😀

Tom fiddler
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Tom fiddler

ALL HAIL THE GREAT LORD SATAN

Jack meoff
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Jack meoff

This is some bible pushing propaganda. Not worth anyone’s time.

Ashley
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Ashley

You guys…that cross…omg that could totally be used for kinking sex! 😀

NOT FOR KIDS THOUGH. 😐

Joe Hemsworth Psy.M
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Joe Hemsworth Psy.M

Ha ha I’m fucking crying with laughter. Does the cross come in different colours?!

jim2000
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jim2000

LOL thank you for making me laugh so hard

hbmbc
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wow you people are incredibly stupid.. so let me get this straight. someone doing what comes natural because of sexual urges that are perfectly normal to relieve tension and create pleasure. she wasnt out having sex with a random stranger. so what does it matter if she does masturbate.. thats why christianity is nothing more than another belief system that isnt true. like islam, hinduism, judaism etc…

God
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God

So I got blackout drunk for a few days that one time. Shit happens. It’s been over 2,000 years since it happened, Jesus. Let it go already.

God
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God

So I got blackout drunk for a few days that one time. Shit happens. It’s been over 2,000 years since it happened, Jesus. Let it go already.

I'm gur
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I'm gur

HI IMGUR

truth_be told,
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truth_be told,

What the he’ll is wrong with you Jesus Christ sacrificed his life for are sins and your going to make fun of him that’s totally messed up……..Romans 5:8 in that good demonstrates hiss love toward us Christ died for us…..respect that and also don’t think I’m some person trying to get you to believe in god our anything but if you do great but what I’m trying to say is if you don’t believe in him then don’t say anything bad that will affect then

Dan
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Dan

There is no Hoagland, Nebraska. This story is absolutely absurd! So stupid you people believe this

Samael
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So how does it feel to whistle while you walk

Star
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Star

zzzzzzz, when hit by lightning won’t the girl just die? what the hell?

Hämmentynyt
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Hämmentynyt

People do not automatically die when struck by lightning. Sheesh

euroldclassic
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euroldclassic

Back inthe ’60’s my brother was a lifeguard at Rockaway Beach in NYC, Anyway this girl was wearing a cross on a necklace and got struck by lighting… it branded her: a circle around her neck and a cross on her chest… scared for life and yes she did live after being struck by lightniing

Mister masturbator
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Mister masturbator

Um…..no?

Lucifer Satan
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I didn’t want her that’s why. Yet.

GodsRightHandWhenHesNotMasturbating
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GodsRightHandWhenHesNotMasturbating

Did the electirc shock at least finish her off properly? I mean god wouldnt have let her not finsh as that would have been a worse punishment… letting her get so far and then not climaxing… Not cool from your Jebus or god or whatever lol

Ally allaway
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Ally allaway

No you retard 1000’s have survived a strike

stepane7399Stephanie
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Lol. Is this a joke, Ally? I sure hope you are not that retarded.

stepane7399Stephanie
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I take it back Ally. I see you are for masturbation. Lol. I think the other poster is saying that it would be cruel if the lightning strike didn’t get the girl off.

Lucifer Satan
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I’ll let her finish when she turns 18, even I have limits.

Ally allaway
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Ally allaway

Shut up shit brick ppl like you make me sick I bet you yank on you tiny cock over the thought of this girl fucking herself you fucktard

Hoping
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Hoping

I hope she got that exploding orgasm she was reaching for lol

Megan
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Megan

I’m going to go watch some lesbian porn and touch myself to it because everyone masturbates even if you admit or not you stupid people

derik
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derik

lol

Darren Williams
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I can not believe what I’m reading. Are you seriously telling me god struck her down for something classed as a very natural part of life both male and female. What must this poor girl be going through. First feeling the need to go outside to do this, then being struck by lightening. And finally blamed for the entire experience because you absolute Neanderthals haven’t moved out of the dark ages. And before I’m condemned I visit my church every Sunday I am a proud farther and love my children. None of them once of age will ever feel the… Read more »

the mostly reverend grandpa kim
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the mostly reverend grandpa kim

dudes and dudettes:
this website is a joke website, like the onion.
please do not worry.
the “pray for” and “pray against” is a very clever way of saying “like” or “dislike.”

jeesh…

Boris Becker
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Boris Becker

Not that clever.

Master's Degree
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Master's Degree

She was masturbating herself with an onion?? No wonder god struck her with lightning. She was making him cry. 😉

SilverTongue
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SilverTongue

All she had to do was stay indoors and CALL Me… I would have loved to have helped her!!

brandy
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brandy

Thank you for putting my thoughts to words!

Fanny farmer
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Fanny farmer

is this site real? Like is this a joke lol I find it hard to believe this is real

Randy B'Stard
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Randy B'Stard

Religion is for people who do not understand science.

Dexter Battygarten iii
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sLIEence is for people who dont understand religion and cant stop masturbating long enough to learn.
pow.
game over.

Nick
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Nick

You do realize it’s “Science” not “Slieence” << They don't even sound similar.

If you want to play it that way then lets change "Religion" into "ReLIEgion"
At least that sounds closer to the original word

Dexter Battygarten iii
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ReLIEgion? oh come on. you just made that up didn’t you?

Kju
Guest

masturbation is good for the soul – especially when done during gang bangs….in the choir room….etc,etc….

Cheryl
Guest

I think this girls father is a sick and disgusting man! I think his daughter is beautiful and he wanted to exploit her so he could see all the men out there talking about the things they would like to do to her! I think this is child Abuse! What better way to mess up your kid for life then to air your families dirty laundry all over the internet! If I was this girl I would file charges and move out! Hell, I have 5 kids she is more than welcome to live with us! Poor sweet girl!! Shame… Read more »

aaron east
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aaron east

Betcha she does it again, but maybe out behind the chicken coop. With one of em electric eggs’

ThatGuy
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ThatGuy

If that is her picture under the lighting strike she a cutie. When she turns 18 come find me and I’ll give her a hand.

Rob
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Rob

If you guys think this site is real then you’re all getting trolled.

rufus
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rufus

Hope i dont get struck by lightning when im thinking about this in 5 min 😉

Joni Wagner
Guest

TRick TRolled even…

Lesleigh
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Lesleigh

so, a woman is expected to wait till marriage to have sex and masturbation is disgusting ? what the HELL is a girl supposed to do ? we’re all grown here, masturbating is healthy . don’t be childish about these kinds of things . don’t act like you never do so ..

John
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John

I would like to point out that both male and females are expected to wait until marriage and not masturbate.

Nemesis Divina
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Nemesis Divina

Expected by whom? The traffic light? There’s plenty of very orthodox religious girls around where I live and most, if not all, are very skilled in manual and oral sex before they are married. Gift from God? Mwuhahaha

tubby
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tubby

test

Hithere123
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Hithere123

This story is fake. I live there and no such thing happened.

Ser Davos Seaworth
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Ser Davos Seaworth

Bono Reznor looks like Stannis Baratheon from Game of Thrones. Praise to the one true king of Westoros!

FUCKYOURMOM
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FUCKYOURMOM

Funny how you guys think this is an actual website for stopping masturbation, lol like really! 8========D ~ ~~

citizen kane
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citizen kane

wow their has to be alot more lighting in this world. I am sure that this is a fake story noone can really be this hard core. would you guys rather she had sex?

dexterbattygarteniii
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yes

John
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John

I masturbate at least once daily. It is natural for human body to do so and science has linked many positives to daily or near daily self gratification. I am happy to see that the young lady took it upon herself to make herself feel good. While sad to hear about her accident, it could have been avoided completely if the parents were more understanding and not close minded. I hope that she recovers feeling in all effected areas, and would also hope that she doesn’t give into the less that her parents are surely to now tell her. This… Read more »

Tamara
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Tamara

Um no masturbation isn’t a sin it’s experiencing and learning your body o.o sheesh………..

ben dover
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ben dover

Thank you for posting that picture of her it helped me during my masturbation session!!!

Person
Guest

I hope all you catholics know, i masterbated while reading this just purely for amusement. Catholick my balls

Joe Hemsworth Psy.M
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Joe Hemsworth Psy.M

Actually although I’m not Catholic, I’m going to say that these people aren’t catholics. More literalists. The Catholic church doesn’t take the Bible literally. I had Catholic parents so I can see the religious viewpoint

Lonnie Childs
Admin

Catholics are Mary-worshiping heathens. The Pope’s People are curiously SILENT on the topic of masturbation aka self-rape. I will pray at them though it’s probably too late.

Touching Myself For Kicks
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Touching Myself For Kicks

The thought of a woman touching herself is wrong? Jesus it really gets me going when I pick a woman up at a club and she does that in front of me at home! 😀

Dutch Rudder
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Dutch Rudder

Shouldn’t we “sin” as much as possible? If Jesus died for our sins it would be a waste if we didn’t sin every possible moment.

Snake
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Snake

Why are Christians so hung up on anything sexual? Better she masturbate than have unprotected sex and get an STD or pregnant.

Fuck you
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Fuck you

“There is nothing more disgusting about a girl touching herself”… Go fuck yourself. Lol all of you… Seriously.

Fo ReeL?!?!!!!!1one
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Fo ReeL?!?!!!!!1one

I honestly can’t even tell if this website is for real or not. Are you people absolutely insane? How is the thought of someone masturbating disgusting? I just don’t get it…

You know what is way more disgusting than that? A tribe of desert people using a make believe god as an excuse to rape and kill thousands of other human beings, and then that same god being used to promote bullshit like this thousands of years later.

I can’t believe people this stupid are still living.

Mitch kush
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Mitch kush

You Tellin me not too jerk it kinda makes me wanna use my idle hand if you know What’m saying 😉 I’m just sayin!.. im probly gonna jerk it so hard to this story tonight Xp fuck might even put a finger in my butt and scream the lords name in vain. Idk sometimes I Getz freaky like that Xp but this religiously biased story is fucking ridiculous. Sorry you got touched by the hand of god girl. Dont hate me, bible thumpers! Pray for my rotting soul

FUCKU
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FUCKU

This isnt even a real town……..!!

Tonya Adams
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Tonya Adams

How the hell can anyone say something like this. That poor girl is just being a human being. Anyone who says this is disgusting and has never done that themselves is a lie. Obviously all people want to do is judge. I more disgusted with people’s reactions and comments than anything else.

Joseph of Arimathea
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Joseph of Arimathea

I guess if you have sex outside of marriage, you really will die!

samsoniteson12
Guest
samsoniteson12

spegehetti

Nick
Guest
Nick

I assure every single one of you retards that masturbation is not wrong and I myself don’t believe that the bible is all lies and that everything you learn at your brain washing cults(church) is completely false I do believe in a god but not the one you people have begun to believe in and explain to me the masturbating thing did Fucking Jesus stare at his dick and decide no one shall pleasure themselves? It doesn’t make any sense and you could tell me the story of Adam and Eve and all that bullshit but at the end of… Read more »

Jonas
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Jonas

“There is nothing more disgusting than the thought of a teenage girl touching herself. Well… nature agrees too. ”
I totally disagree, actually I think it’s arousing(I’m teenager myself).
To think of a girl laying down, moving her hands over her belly…. Touching the edge of her panties, slowly moving her fingertips in her panties. Look at her while she undresses herself and spreading her legs before entering her v*gina, while moaning.
See, that is just sexy!

But well, i think i’ll just open up for some porn then, and masturbate to that for a while.

Go fuck yourself
Guest
Go fuck yourself

You know what is sad… The fact that she had to masturbate and she didn’t have someone like me to help her along, LMAO.She looks hot from her picture.

Matty boy!!!
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Matty boy!!!

I jerk it daily, where’s my bolt of lightning???!!! God must like watching me jerk it!

Odin
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Odin

Sure what the fuck ever .. There is no god .. So fuck your religion with a big rubber dildo . Bunch of sheep following a book rewritten by a king …

Cause if there was a god why the fuck would he allow catholic priests to rape little boys ??? Religion the biggest joke on the planet

barry
Guest

If we add any more bacon to our diet , the country will be Heart failure hell.

Go fuck yourself
Guest
Go fuck yourself

If masturbation is a sin explain how animals in the wild (god’s creations) do it. Now shut the fuck up so I can go beat off.

Paul Rosales
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Paul Rosales

I cannot believe how idiotic this website is. I came here thinking it was a gag. I knew I was right about stupidity being everywhere.

Christ
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Christ

Guess what? God also doesn’t like for people to lie, especially when it has to do with people dying. Complete fabrication. But then again if you are stupid enough to be a Christian after all of the bloodshed and corruption, you’re stupid enough to believe this story.

Jesus The Pimp
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Jesus The Pimp

masturbates to this

ROBERT
Guest

god gave you the gift of touch and feel,god gave you the gift of orgasm why would he give you such wonderful gifts for man to turn around and say its bad if there gifts to use why the hell do men think they know it all without actually being able to talk to god himself YEAH THINK TO YOURSELVES HOW STUPID PEOPLE REALLY ARE!!!

humpty dumpty
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humpty dumpty

I just came masturbating to this story … sounds hot to me.

ICan'tBelieveThisFuckingExists
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ICan'tBelieveThisFuckingExists

Christians believe in forgiveness, and not in shaming others, and turning the other cheek. This has to be the epitome of hypocritical modern Christianity.

GraceAnna
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GraceAnna

“There is nothing more disgusting than the thought of a teenage girl touching herself.”

Ah yes, it is so disgusting that I can just see hoards of teenage boys ‘hanging out’ in this girl’s backyard just hoping to catch a glimpse of her masturbating.

jeff
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jeff

‘Bono Reznor’ whelp another one added to my list to be damned to hell and rot in the inferno

Lonnie Childs
Admin

Sadly, this is a tale that is told far too often these days. Is it petty to blame Obama?

The chronic masturbator
Guest
The chronic masturbator

Are you fucking retarded? Like seriously, what fucked up backward ass state are you from? First of all you look like a child molester anyway,i didn’t know stupid of this magnitude existed.

Milton Grits
Member

Your poor choice of language, far-fetched accusations and gross incivility are signs of a poor upbringing. We are praying at you now.

ridiculous
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ridiculous

You poor poor man, from your mannerisms and beliefs I think you had a really sheltered up bringing. who in this day an age believes rubbing one off will result in being smited. The best thing for you is to find a time machine and send yourself back to the medieval ages because it’s clear you haven’t really adapted to the modern times. Rather scar mongering little kids, you should touch up…… aw wait brush up on some sex ed. There’s a video of a monkey jacking himself off with a frog, so in your mind he should get smited…….so… Read more »

Sydney Carten
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Sydney Carten

Chill out dude – it’s satire

Hereticalperson
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Hereticalperson

you would think if “god” had a problem with it he would have a bigger problem with sex out of wedlock….I have Never been hit by lightning during sex, either inside or outside

TheDude
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TheDude

*upbringing *smitten *smitten *takes this shit for real
*trollface*

TheDude
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TheDude

*for *trollface*

laughing in your face.
Guest
laughing in your face.

No one likes you, you are so full of shit you believe you have to spread it to everyone you talk too. I bet u have an extremely tiny penis and probably have no friends. You look like a sad and lonely person. O and no need to pray for me, I believe in science, so ur imaginary prayers won’t work. O and one more thing, masturbation is normal!!! Get the fuck over yourself!!

Milton Grits
Member

Choose your words carefully. Praying hands can stop a beating heart.

joe douglas brennan (@joedouglasbrenn)
Guest

A fucking men lol P.s. There is not God you delusional religious hypocrites.. When you die its goes dark, end of story 😉

lordslip
Guest

That’s boring as hell though.

hhh
Guest

Reallity is not what u want, it is what it is, u have to deal with it, It doesn’t matter if you like it or not. that’s how things are and u can’t change it

Daylee Wackenoff
Guest
Daylee Wackenoff

I suggest you read Swift’s “A Modest Proposal”….

Lee
Guest
Lee

Who is god ???

anti-masturbation cross is a thing that exists
Guest
anti-masturbation cross is a thing that exists

It’s 2 AM and I’m browsing this site trying to figure out if it’s a big joke or not.

How in did I even get here.

What am I doing with my life?

Really though. What in 7 hells and I doing here.

John Colt
Guest
John Colt

Masturbation is no joke.

Gizanthepuss
Guest
Gizanthepuss

**Clears throat**
Dear Lord…
***Fapfapfap**

able
Guest
able

unless its done by a clown..

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

Obama is a good friend of mine, if you blame him we are going to have a problem. You don’t want that, do you?

nic
Guest
nic

Obama is your friend? Im sorry for you.

Lucifer Satan
Guest

Not even Hell wants you sir, I hope you understand this.

stephanie
Guest
stephanie

For what? he had nothing to do with it unless she was thinking about him…..

GODALMIGHTY
Guest
GODALMIGHTY

Troll on

VivaLaRevolucion!
Guest

You guys are sick and insane! i hope lighting hits you and takes Israel with it!
If god really thinks like you, and is not a fairytale i spit on his face!

Milton Grits
Member

It is no small wonder that the masterrorbationists are in cahoots with the anti-Semite crowd. #handsofftheholyland

Kaiser Versager
Guest
Kaiser Versager

Its a sin to call another person insulting names.

munia
Guest

you know that me ….an Israeli….fucked you’re mama so hard that she become a jew!
בן של זונה!

anti-masturbation cross is a thing that exists
Guest
anti-masturbation cross is a thing that exists

sick burn bro

0300166aa
Guest

Death to Israel
umadbro

coderzpreblog
Guest
coderzpreblog

Viva didn’t say anything about Jews though did s/he. Just cause someone opposes a country doesn’t mean that they oppose a religion. Two fundamentally different things.

Anna
Guest
Anna

R u kiddin’ me??! If the poor girl would be aloud to do it at home, nothing would have happened!

Truffle
Member

*allowed

You’re welcome.

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

As if you’re trying to take the high ground here…

Truffle
Member

^^^ Judas Iscariot in the house! ^^^

Judas
Guest
Judas

HAAYOOOOO!

stepane7399Stephanie
Guest

Lol. My feeling about this is how on Earth would dad have any clue what was going on?

defiant_rebel
Guest
defiant_rebel

He probably followed her to watch her while he masterbated.

Baz F
Guest

Oooh, Anna you’re pretty.

Baz F
Guest

Anna, you’re a stunner.

Giving jesusarimjob
Guest
Giving jesusarimjob

Allowed*

Lea
Guest
Lea

Stop Masturbation Now ??? What century are these people living? “Right now I think she is just embarrassed that she had to learn a lesson the hard way” I hate this guys…..

Truffle
Member

Take the SMN pledge and let go of all the hate. We can teach you to love thy neighbours and not defile your Devils doorbell.

Praise!

Jacey
Guest
Jacey

Love your neighbors? Is that some kind of sick twisted joke? The whole time I have been on this site, all I have seen is complete hate from this religion onto to others who have a different opinion than your own. I love how you get so defensive the moment someone judges your beliefs and act like you act like the complete victims of judgement when you are not. This faith and what you believe in is being placed online. When you place things on the internet, others are going to have their own opinion about it. If you want… Read more »

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

“Devils doorbell” That’s a new one! I’ll let dad know, it gets a bit dull around heaven now and again!

WHATDAFUR!!
Guest
WHATDAFUR!!

let go of the hate your face dude.. i actually love you guys.. really 😀 i never had a laugh like this in weeks.. so very thank you, i never knew that there are people more stupid than my dog XD

Shade Alighien
Guest
Shade Alighien

If your religion is right, the devil literally could not exist since God is oh-so-high-and-mighty. An all-powerful, benevolent God wouldn’t allow evil to exist. From that alone, I can conclude that if your “God” existed, he created us with genitals that we can stimulate ourselves. Everything of the human body was supposedly created by him, not the devil. Lucifer was still chilling up in heaven when man was created; he fell long after a large population was established. Therefore, genitalia aren’t the “Devil’s doorbell.” All of your own arguments have turned against you, which proves, once again, that Christianity is… Read more »

Dexter Battygarten iii
Guest
Dexter Battygarten iii

God created us with free will and the ability to choose in order to test us. next!!!

francis scarlett
Guest
francis scarlett

What about natural evil such as natural disaters huh hundreds of thousands of innocent people die each year because of of “natural” evil, something that god can supposedly stop, in turn not affecting ‘free will’. Btw im 14 and if I can find the faults in your fool proof religion, some ideas may need bucking up…

dexterbattygarteniii
Guest

Right, right, natural disasters. boo hoo. what about masturbation? thats the real issue on Gods mind. are you going to do that when you get married next year? what about your husbands needs?

francis scarlett
Guest
francis scarlett

Ahahah, ‘boo hooo’ like too see you say that when you or god forbid one of your family members dies or is injured! To be completely honest masticating is probably somewhere on gods list of issues but I believe that he would rather focus on issues such as rape, murder an war. So long as masturbation an other such totaly natural acts are kept in the privacy of one’s own home then I see no problem with it…

dexterbattygarteniii
Guest

my god, you disgust me. praying AT you now, even though it gives me the shivers…

francis scarlett
Guest
francis scarlett

Hahaha ive just been trolled

Judas
Guest
Judas

smarter than most

Dexter Battygarten iii
Guest
Dexter Battygarten iii

i can no longer talk to you about this subject; I have restraining orders.

Lucifer Satan
Guest

Yes I hate it when people defile my doorbell, it’s scares the pizza man away.

Fr. Zappa
Guest
Fr. Zappa

She was on her knees,
My little Catholic Girl
In a little white dress
Catholic Girls
They never confess
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER…
Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
She used to go to the church club every week.
They’d meet each other there
Hold hands
And think
Pure Thoughts
But one night, at the
Social Club meeting Mary didn’t show up…
She was sucking c*ck backstage at The Armory
In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free…

pump the porpoise
Guest
pump the porpoise

yknow, for a second, I thought this website was a complete joke. I can’t stop laughing at the anti-masturbation cross! hahaha unreal! yknow, come to think of it, I’m jerkin’ off as I type this. I hope the sick people that run this website and those that endorse its messages all have wet dreams of jerkin’ off and flickin’ their bean.

Tom Downey
Guest

I hope you get struck by lightning and give yourself The Bad AIDS.

pump the porpoise
Guest
pump the porpoise

im not allowed to have The Good AIDS?????

Jacky
Guest
Jacky

omg!!! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying – “I’m not allowed to have the Good AIDS”??? Best comeback so far!!! lmfho

pump the porpoise
Guest
pump the porpoise

you cant give yourself aids. kill yourself

anti-masturbation cross is a thing that exists
Guest
anti-masturbation cross is a thing that exists

>The Bad AIDS

>give yourself

>The Bad

OH LAWD

HardOnUnTouched
Guest
HardOnUnTouched

why am i the only one that got that reference

stepane7399
Guest

Wait, there is a good AIDS? I would like to hear more about the differences between the good AIDS and the bad AIDS. Thank you very much.

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

Sorry for my weirdo followers. You enjoy that jerk, its on me

religion is dead
Guest
religion is dead

This story simply isn’t real. Obviously the moderators have very little-to-no support behind their cause, so they fabricate stories like this to make anti masturbation appear relevant. Take your 16th century ideals and shove ’em right up your asshole. Masturbation isn’t going anywhere.

Jacob Calland
Guest

the whole website is a joke…….

wes
Guest

Is it wrong I’m masturbating now to her picture? Cowboy boots and hot pants ! Hot dang !

anti-masturbation cross is a thing that exists
Guest
anti-masturbation cross is a thing that exists

Ha! “Praying for” you because I’m totally doing that right now.

Ki
Guest

This is scientifically impossible. I screwed my man outside during a thunder/lighting storm, an let me just tell you.. It was more then wet 😉 You people are nuts!
AN THEN WE WATCHED THE GAY RAINBOW OF SATAN TOGETHER !!!

Dexter Battygarten iii
Guest

theres nothing wrong that at all. love of the body between adults is blessed by god. im glad to hear you are now with child.

Stuck
Guest
Stuck

You think they would at least spell struck right. And I agree, it’s not going anywhere!

Katie Barnard
Guest
Katie Barnard

Is this website serious? All of this is hilariously idiotic to me

Matt Perkins
Guest
Matt Perkins

Masturbation is very serious!

Jerkin ma Gherkin
Guest
Jerkin ma Gherkin

It is very serious, in the sexual health and wellbeing of your children, understanding what they have and how to use it, may stop them from becoming complete fruitloops like yourself. I regularly beat my bishop and I’m not burning in hell, or dying of aids, or even going blind in fact I’m in a very stable nob in which I make tonnes of money and spend it all on myself

born in a barn
Guest
born in a barn

I masturbate very seriously , religously once per day , its the time when me and the lord really connect

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

*high five*

WHATDAFUR!!
Guest
WHATDAFUR!!

hey dude.. me confused.. am i supposed to click the pray for, or the pray against? i don’t want pray against.. its not even on my vocabulary.. why didn’t this morons made a like button here? >.< haha, i like your comments dude 😀

defiant_rebel
Guest
defiant_rebel

That’s all.

Marius
Guest
Marius

If God did not want us to masturbate, he would have given us shorter arms….

Truffle
Member

Oh you mean like the Tyrannosaurus Rex that he created 6,000 years ago?

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

Read a book. One that isn’t the bible and doesn’t have pictures in it… Muppet

Truffle
Member

Judas!

Judas
Guest
Judas

No, That’s JESUS, I’m Judas. – Like my homie Jesus said, read a book. (FYI, Big J and I are tight now, lots of therapy)

WHATDAFUR!!
Guest
WHATDAFUR!!

hey dude.. you’re just trolling around, right? tell me you no serious ahaha

Fuck religion
Guest
Fuck religion

Over 60 million years ago dumb ass read something that isn’t that piece of shit bible

Mikael Kaasinen
Guest
Mikael Kaasinen

(Serious facepalm)…
We live in year 2014 right? I’am not so sure always…

Brandon
Guest
Brandon

LOL It is hilarious how you people think you’re doing so much good in the world, when in reality your hatred and abuse towards those around you is the pure evil that you’re bigoted enough to think you’re overruling. Not to mention your “facts” are disturbingly moronic. Do you really think your “all loving God” has this much hate? It must be a very depressing and unpleasant life to live. I pity you.

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

I don’t really hate anyone. Except Kermit the frog, fuck that guy. Gives me the creeps

Nucky Goldberg
Guest
Nucky Goldberg

I am not a big fan of Speedy Gonzales

Elgin McConnell Loney
Guest

Not all Christians are dogmatic on this subject Brandon. And many of us have done third-world relief work where bigotry could be fatal. Let love prevail.

ML
Guest
ML

Must have been one hell of an orgasm… Jealous!

Truffle
Member

The female orgasm is a myth. A lie spread by Big Masturbation to encourage lesser gendereds to fall victim to disease’s and drug use.

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

It isn’t a myth, ask Mary Magdalene…

herreticalperson
Guest
herreticalperson

Lesser gender? are you serious! I view women equal to men, both have the same urges the same ability to think for them selves oh and are just as good in bed!

Truffle
Member

Men and women are equal? Laughing out loud, shaking my head! You are deluded.

Praying AT you!

Esteban
Guest
Esteban

What da fuck is this page? Are you kidding?

Jerky jerkov
Guest
Jerky jerkov

You people are fucking ignorant and I’m going to think of how stupid you are every time I go to drop my pants

Milton Grits
Member

This is a family-orientated netsite, you need to refrain from using that kind of language.

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

It’s my website. Fuck off, we’ll do what we want.

Milton Grits
Member

Obviously, you are not Jesus. Or perhaps you are a Puerto Rican?

Alberto
Guest
Alberto

Fuck you you dumbass WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PUERTO RICAN SCREW YOU

Michelle
Guest
Michelle

This article is fake. The picture on here is my picture and my namr is not Jennifer this article is fake and also breaks copyright laws on my modeling picture that they used without my consent

Carlos Danger
Member

Nice try Jennifer but the world needs to know of the dangers of masturbation. I pray you will still be able to give birth to normal colored children.

Emily
Guest
Emily

Normal coloured ? Shut the fuck up

Dexter Battygarten iii
Guest

don’t try to make excuses for interracialism on this thread maam. this isn’t the slavery days anymore, you know so take your racist attitudes away. Good christians respect the right of all races to exist without dilution.

francis scarlett
Guest
francis scarlett

And you sir are the kind of backward thinking discusting racist who tarnishes the Christian faith … love thy neighbours one of the ten commandments, the colour of the persons skin dose not in turn judge whether the person deserves to be respected…

Juicy Lucy
Guest
Juicy Lucy

The lightening could cause napalm stripped children. Kinda rainbow colored. Maybe even with a scar like Harry had.

shilow
Guest

ur sick to think that u can get hurt from masterbating its a natural
thing what are u teaching kids to hate there body

Milton Grits
Member

babygurl do u evn pray,,,?

Jesus Christ Superstar
Guest
Jesus Christ Superstar

actually you can get hurt from masturbation but only if you wear hard leather gloves like me…

Lover of the right (hand that is)
Guest

I have never in my life seen a group of religious fanatics such as this. dissolving human nature, racism, child abuse, and look at the people posting, my god and i do mean my GOD how do you people exist in this age? I have read all comments, vulture, obscene, compassion and all of these people in such disgust of “your religion against human existence” I am 50 years old, raised 5 kids, live with solid family values, my oldest is a christian youth leader. Fuck look at your profile pictures, i know you grab your pricks, look in a… Read more »

Brittany
Guest

Thats fucking stupid everyone masturbates at least she hasn’t gotten her self pregnant like most teens, ! Grow up dad kids aren’t virgins nowdays it is 2014!!

Dexter Battygarten iii
Guest

everyone? that’s just what they want you to believe, maam. why shouldn’t she get herself pregnant? shes at a good age for it, if a good and godly man should choose her.

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

“if a good and godly man should choose her” – You insufferable worm, she has the right to choose for herself and not wait for a “godly man” to make the decision. She may prefer women, which by the way is totally fine.

Happy_Wiccan
Guest
Happy_Wiccan

Education and a career comes before a husband and kids. You’ll get no where otherwise

Dexter Battygarten iii
Guest
Dexter Battygarten iii

Oh my, but where would a lesser gendered child of god wander too, for want of the dominant hand of her husband to instruct her in the way to go? He can teach her where and when to plant crops, when she’s given her two children and her time comes for learning and working. Why, if she were to wait till forty to bear, then the offspring , sure, would come out just as shrivelled and lame as a crack baby. imagine. lord. 😉 PS: Satan uses wiccans like a ragdoll in hell, just like an ol’ ragdoll. Keep on… Read more »

Happy_Wiccan
Guest
Happy_Wiccan

Neither men nor women are “lesser gendered.” We are all equal, we can all think alike and hold as much strength. In the end, we’re just spirits learning all we can about life before moving onto the summerland forever. I plan to become a polyglot author and paediatric nurse in the future as well as raise my own family. Being a Pansexual, I will choose someone who treats me well and understands my feelings and beliefs. I will respect them as long as they respect me the same way. I am thankful for the wonderful life the Divine has given… Read more »

TEG
Guest
TEG

The comments here are more hilarious then the article itself! !

Southern17
Guest
Southern17

I take pride in beating off! Im a Christian man. God’s followers are not suppose to judge. Only he. So before the owner of this website posts another crap story. Please find peace with God.

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

I’ll allow it.

Fuck Religion
Guest
Fuck Religion

Fuck! stopmaturbationnow.org?
LOL
i laughed so hard

Virgin Hand Forever
Guest
Virgin Hand Forever

Masturbation is like murdering thousands of unborn babies. God struck her down with lightning because of this self-rape. It would have been less of a sin if she had been having abortions on a regular basis. God wouldn’t have struck her for that, but self-rape is sickening and needs to be abolished as it makes the Lord cry out in anger at our sins. People need to think about the shame they are bringing upon themselves when they touch the holy organs. Don’t disappoint Jesus. He’s watching you.

Miss.N
Guest
Miss.N

Jesus is watching? What a perv.

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

Hello *creepy wave*

Karl
Guest

What the fuck are you on about! a woman can’t kill babies by finger blasting her self, she kills the babies by flushing them down the toilet once a month just like you do. And self rape what the fuck is that, rape can only be classed as rape when there wasn’t consent given so go read a proper book before you go running your mouth on the internet!! Ohhhhh and SATAN RULES!!! \M/

Rev. Adams
Guest
Rev. Adams

Seems like you need to read your bible, Karl. Touching oneself and getting sexually excited is killing eggs that should grow up to be children. But I guess you don’t care about their right to life. You only care about the rights of perverts to rape themselves. Stop masturbating and get an education before it’s too late and you end up in eternal darkness with the rest of the masturbation sicko deviants.

ridiculous
Guest
ridiculous

Self rape??? Sooooo you saying my hand is engaging myself intimately with out my consent. So can my hand go to court and get locked up in prison! !!!! You do know what the definition of rape is? If not you may want to touch up….. oh wait brush up on Wikipedia or the Oxford dictionary. Or maybe your too far gone with this medieval mentality and there’s no hope for you in the 21st century.

SomeoneExplainPlease
Guest
SomeoneExplainPlease

That makes absolutely zero sense – how the heck is a woman masturbating the same as “murdering thousands of unborn babies”?! Do females also produce sperm now or have I missed something entirely? This is bloody ridiculous. Get some sex ed.

Jane Ripley
Guest
Jane Ripley

She’s killing her eggs for her own self-pleasure. What is there to understand? I think you need to stop reading your sex ed propaganda and lies and instead check out the Word Of God. Masturbation is murder of unborn children who have just as much a right to live a life of happiness in God’s Kingdom as you do.

francis scarlett
Guest
francis scarlett

Almost 93% of all sperm that enters the vagina dies before it fertalises so in turn we are still killing millions of unborn babies. An most people nowadays have adventurous sex and have no intention of procreating an plainly do it for pleasure so how is this any better than masturbation?

dexterbattygarteniii
Guest

hasn’t your father built a menstrual hut or something for you yet?
*fertilizes
ha!
– seems we don’t know everything after all, doesn’t it?-

GodIsDead
Guest
GodIsDead

fucking religious nutheads, leave her vagina alone

Milton Grits
Member

If only she left hers alone, this would not have happened.

Alberto
Guest
Alberto

I really hope yo die motherfukcer fucking that not your problem i really hata cristian than think they can judge people and fuck off to for the puerto rican comment

Darkblitzfrenzy
Guest
Darkblitzfrenzy

It is most unfortunate that this young woman was next to a tree during a lightning storm. Trees are one of the most dangerous places to be during a lightning storm.

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

Or in an open field. Seriously guys, open field or water is a bad place to be in a storm. #im_your_saviour

Upsgub Skill
Guest
Upsgub Skill

I think this website is just kidding everybody.. nobody gets hitzed by a lightning for masturbation.. its just normal to do it if you want and its not cruel or a rape.. why is this site telling things like this just to make the stupid people who think this all is real more and more stupid.. whats the goal of this??? idiotic and ignorant people all over the world?? who wants this??

ark
Guest
ark

I’m just using this joke of a website to vent some anger,not believing and of the church’s bull sh!t 🙂

marc
Guest
marc

Hahaha, let god sort it out!!! This nice and tasty girl is ready for sex, and if you take that away she goes haywire. Better to talk with kids about sex and what bad sex means. But let them do their own experiments…

Dexter Battygarten iii
Guest

you see that too? praise. nothing wrong with procrational love at all, is there? its true, she should have a husband by now. shes been at a marriagable age for 4 years after all. we have suggested to her family that they bring her to a hitching event at the compound each of those years, but they are very protective. I think its unwise to delay, but then im one of those old fashioned romantics who would rather see a womans belly full with child than her head with brains and her mouth with blasphemy. 😉 bless.

Judas
Guest
Judas

I know you’re a fucking troll.

prolific wanker
Guest
prolific wanker

What a bunch of ridiculous bullshit. I bet even Jesus used to love a good old tug, and probally over a hairy arsed mans moist anus! You bunch of retards runnimg this site, bet you love to finger your own arses anyway. A wank a day keeps the lunatics away.

Dexter Battygarten iii
Guest

our scriptures teach us that actually only the jewish half of jesus masturbated, despite what those heathen liars might say in their fancy gnostic gospels. conspiracy 0 faith facts 1

Jesus_masterbates
Guest
Jesus_masterbates

“our scriptures teach us that actually only the jewish half of jesus masturbated” – hahahaha, what?! You’re having us all on here aren’t you…

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

To be fair, I did…

Person26
Guest
Person26

Oh dear god… these fanatics are an abomination to the eyes of God. That poor girl was just unlucky… then again, if her parents had taught her that masturbation is NOT a sin but a way to relieve the stress of the body, she wouldnt have been outside doing that. I actually caught my 8y old girl touching herself and before she could hurt herself, i taught her how to do it properly and ONLY to do it when she was alone in her room. The only blame here is the self rightous fanatics who think they are doing God’s… Read more »

Doug Pinnick
Guest

You taught your child how to masturbate properly??!!!

I am disgustarded by the thought of you and your daughter alone in a room with your hands on your genitalia!!!

Why?? Why in Gods name would you do this??

You!!! YOU ARE THE ABOMINATION!!!

No wonder this country is riddled with drugs and gays.

May God Bless your daughter and wash her filthy hand clean.

Amen

Blah blah blah
Guest
Blah blah blah

The clitoris is the only human organ that has no function other than for pleasure. Why would God give that if he didn’t want girls to enjoy themselves… Brainwashed freaks.

Dexter Battygarten iii
Guest
Dexter Battygarten iii

lesser sex masturbation is a form of female genital mutilation. please check yourself before I I tattle tale to the UN on you

EducatedTeen93
Guest
EducatedTeen93

Wait. This website is actually serious? Well, this goes to prove that you can have extremists in every possible culture and religion. Masturbation has been proven to promote a healthy body and mind, it is a completely natural phase of childhood development and there have been many studies that have shown preventing children/young adults from experiment with masturbation can seriously impact their ability to engage in relationships with any level of intimacy. There is nothing in the bible that goes against masturbation, in fact, some people interpret the mere fact that humans are able to masturbate as a gift from… Read more »

Dexter Battygarten iii
Guest

and ignorant little girls like you are a gift from god to teach the superior sex patience dear. hush down now.

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

I here by proclaim that EducatedTeen93 is more superior than Dexter Battygarten iii. As I am your lord there is nothing you can do or say, my decision is final.

but just for your reference, I made this decision because you’re making the human race look ridiculous. Hush down now

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

You, I like you.

Robert von Wanker
Guest

where’s those disgusting pics and/or video? I need to see how disgusting it is..

Someone with common sense
Guest
Someone with common sense

Websites like this make me lose faith in humanity I mean seriously get over yourselves

nothanks
Guest
nothanks

First of all masturbation is healthy especially for young males it keeps you fertile and both physically and mentally healthy (through release of different hormones in the body) if u think it’s gross go to a psychiatrist sexual desire is normal and that’s what keeps a species alive….. if you don’t have any sexual desire I’m afraid you have a problem…. masturbation is just a way to meet your body’s needs and relieve that sexual desire if you don’t have a partner and yeah i prefer to jurk off than go to a hooker or become a molester….. sorry if… Read more »

Milton Grits
Member

nothanks, what kind of pseudoscientific journal did you get those “facts” from? The truth about masturbation can no longer be suppressed.

laughing in your face.
Guest
laughing in your face.

No one likes you…

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

Bloody hell, I TOLD the editor of the Bible I wanted this on the first page!

bare
Guest

I, for one, blame nature. There are too many sexually explicit forms of plant that can be tempting and i think its Gods way of testing our resolve. Unfortunately for Jennifer, she seems to have stumbled across a rather attractive tree and she couldnt contain her urges. In most cases its the deciduous trees such as pines that these circumstances often arise as they remain green and sexy all year round. How can we expect our children to contain their urges when you make an evergreen appear sexually appealing by covering them in tinsel and baubels (obviosuly representing testicles) during… Read more »

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

I’ve made a note, I will pass it on to father about reducing the sexual nature of trees. Thanks for letting me know!

Stroker
Guest
Stroker

Damn that girl is hot. Excuse me while I relieve myself to her picture. #MasturbationFeelsGood

Milton Grits
Member

Enough damage has been done as it is without mastur-predators self-raping themselves over this girl’s picture. Leave jen alone, she has learned her lesson

Jerkin ma Gherkin
Guest
Jerkin ma Gherkin

Quote from the Oxford Dictionary: Rape is a type of sexual assault usually involving sexual intercourse or other forms of sexual penetration initiated against one or more individuals without the consent of those individuals

So by saying the term “self rape” she willing forced her self to strum her bead without giving herself permission to do so.

Seriously?

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

Split personality disorder? Meh. She was made the way we intended her to be

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

OHHH, me too!!!

jack
Guest
jack

You lot who want to stop masterbation arw brainwashed, I bet jesus masterbated over trees, women, goats and lambs

Jesus_of_Nazareth
Guest
Jesus_of_Nazareth

TREES? That was ONE TIME, and it wasn’t a tree. It was a burning bush

natasha shelton
Guest

U people need too grow up masterbation is a part of life its fucking normal u dame ediots I masturbate all the time and I have had sex outside too u people on here who are acting dumb u need to go back too fucking sex ed class

Twig
Guest

is anyone else not put off at the PRAY AGAINST button, this website is evil and extremely anti religion in it’s religious baisis, this is the internet hate machine