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Atmospheric Masturbatory Residue at Unsafe Levels – Stop Masturbation Now

Atmospheric Masturbatory Residue at Unsafe Levels

Self Rape Residue

self rape levels

B.L.U.F.F. AZ – The Foundation for a Better Tomorrow, along with NASA, has determined that self rape residues in the atmosphere are at unsafe levels in many areas of the United States.

The FFBT and NASA, as part of a joint taxpayer funded coalition, has been measuring the levels of masturbation particulates, semen droplets, and pubic dust in the atmosphere for the past ten years using orbiting satellite technology and data collection standards. Historical records have shown that self rape residue (S.R.R.) levels increase exponentially during summer months in areas of high humidity where SRRs are more susceptible to ionic attachment to water and cloud forms.

Those living in areas of high SRR are advised to wear protective covering about their faces. Any open sores should also be dressed with fresh bandages and changed frequently.

Refrain, or course, from masturbation and excessive handling of the sex organs. A two shake limit during urination is in effect.

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Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, a retired US Marine, Actor, and Security Head-Receiver at B.L.U.F.F. Female Intake, now writes for a number of nationally respected news agencies. A winner of the prestigious Bill O'Reily "No-Spin" Award, Cassidy also runs a daytime street ministry to save souls from the sin of self rape. An avid hunter and manufacturer of distilled spirits, Cassidy would probably be found deep in the woods during his free time.
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47 Comments on Atmospheric Masturbatory Residue at Unsafe Levels

  1. Fuck your website and your so-called “FaithFacts”. I masturbate everyday and I’m proud of it.

  2. This is a classic self-rapist. Addicted. I’m sure this friend is from one of the eastern areas experiencing extreme levels of self rape residue. We can help you. Open mindedness to change is the first step. At least you are willing to admit you have a problem.

    • Son I’m not the one with the problem. I think you have a problem with believing every lie these fools say.

  3. I understand that you are proud. Let the light back into your life. Come back to the fold. You are clearly aggressive because of your guilt. Let us clap for this soul. Praise.

    • Son, It is clear that these men have brainwashed you with their lies and treachery. You have gone too deep and there is no hope for you to ever see the truth. I fell sorry for you.

      • I nearly fell down when I read your last comment. You are clearly deflecting and thus an aggressive masturbator as well. Fight the good fight. I believe in you and will pray “AT” you in order to maximize your recovery.

  4. I am fighting the good fight son, against Stop Masturbation Now, Lonnie Childs. and all the rest of the fools on this site. I hope that one day you will see past the lies these men have told you and realize what a glorious thing masturbation can be. Praise.

    • Perception is realty for some. Your tainted perception of reality likely stems from your secretive masturbatory sessions. Self-rape is a crime in this kingdom. I encourage and warn you to get rid of all of your lotions child. Holy help is on the way.

  5. You people can NOT be serious??!?!?! You actually believe this crap you’re pushing, or is this a satire site meant to make people laugh? This is one of the most hilarious and overly disturbing websites I have ever come across! PLEASE tell me this is a joke? There’s absolutely NOTHING factual about any of this. NONE.

    • RD, there are accountable #FaithFacts that check the authenticity of everything posted in this net-page. Please stop doing the will of Big Masturbation and repent.

    • Everything on this Holy netsite is a proven #FaithFact that has been researched and verified by Lonnie Childs. What you see elsewhere on the world wide web is the “reality” that Big Masturbation wants you to believe is the truth.

      That “reality” is false.

      Once you accept Lonnie Childs as your savior it all becomes clear. Until you do, I will pray at you; as will the rest of us.


  6. Lol, how is California and Nevada normal? Ever heard of SF and Vegas? Lol, even if any of this was true you map is still inaccurate.

  7. Lol. I admit it, I touch myself…
    And I enjoy every minute of it
    …… I don’t want anybody else
    When I think about you I touch myself.
    I think everyone that knows me knows I’m a perv 😉

  8. “Level of self rape residue in atmosphere”. Honnestly, I didn’t have a thorough look on this site but if you are serious, you’re cleary way too high. Imaginig that when you cum things goes in the same way as fungus spores wahou men, seriously (that make me feel so worried) !!!

    I warn you ! If you really think that reaching your end in masturbating acts like a spray, I am deeply sorry to announce you that you are breathing my “intimacy” for two decades by now. And I live in Europe. Let you imagine. Becarefull when the wind blows from the East !!

    Ok, farewell !! And as one say : if you want it to be done, do it yourself

  9. How is it self rape if my hamd and my dick both want it? This is very inaccurate

  10. Don’t be stupid. Sex that isn’t rape involves two consenting adults. When you masturbate, there is only one consenting adult. Therefore it is obviously rape. Read a book. Duh.

  11. I’m sad this is what humanity has been reduced to. Please every single one of you who used this abysmal joke of a site seriously, end your own life

  12. As a young man that was sexually assaulted in the military, I am shaking with anger that you would appropriate the word ‘self-rape’ for your own cause.
    People touch themselves of their own God-given will, there is no rape about it.

    Please remove this offensive title from your charts, or I will be forced to bring you up at my next vet meeting.

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