(StopmasturbationNOW)— Turkeys days as the “Masturbation Capital of the Black Sea” are almost over. A anti masturbation advocate and follower of Lonnie Childs has led a military coup in Turkey.
SMN founder and leader Lonnie Childs released the following statement.
“Our friends in the Turkish military have taken over the government and imposed martial law. I wish to lend them both public and private support in the days and months ahead as they lay the foundation for the world’s first masturbation free country. I urge followers in other countries to take note and know that your day will come soon. We will achieve world peace only when all of the masturbators are ground into dust. Praise”
Turkey is the world’s 18th most popular country and is a member of NATO with the second largest army of all member countries.