SIERRA LEONE – A French foreign aid worker has contracted the Ebola virus through masturbation. The World Health Organization morns the loss of a brave volunteer, Jorge Pierre-Francios, who was assisting the infected in a makeshift Ebola treatment center in Sierra Leone.
Previous infections of the virus have been through blood or bodily fluid contact with an infected individual. This is the first time that the virus has been spread through masturbation.
Ebola is contained in the ejaculate of the infected. As the infected strokes the sin stick, Ebola virus compounds gather in the semen glads. The virus attaches to the ejaculation molecules as it spews forth through the penis of the self rapist in squirting bursts of white striped webs.
The Ebola particulates then become airborne as it is soluble to the oxygen in the air. The virus, now attached to the molecules within the masturbation residue can float in the air for as long as four to ten hours from the point of orgasmic release. During this time, the floating Ebola is susceptible to being transferred to another host by breathing or skin contact.
This new discovery has baffled scientists and places health workers at a particularly elevated risk when working around the infected. It also raises startling new concerns for those that insist on using their hands to bring about sexual release. Being it is a Frenchman who contracted the virus, Ebola has still yet claim a normal member of the human race during this latest outbreak.
But, how long can we wait?
It is the mission of the Stop Masturbation Now Ministry to end the epidemic of self rape. This new Ebola outbreak development makes SMN’s work more vital. Now, more than ever, it is imperative that you take the SMN Pledge.