All praises be to Lonnie!! Celestial Hosanna shall realign with Rang’s holy intentions and we will all be blessed!!
This is bull shit and that is his name also he is from alustrlia
fuck you, sinner
I HOPE this is satire.
I’d tap dat ass.
Is this real life?
Yes, Satan, it is for real. Everything on the Internet is real. Now is the time for you to renounce yourself and join Brother Lonnie in making America great again by stopping masturbation and promoting positive family values. And could you please send my sister back to us?
This site needs massive help. Fucked in the head you are… think I will go rub one off while I laugh at your site.
Wow they will let ANYTHING on the internet these days.
This is fucking bullshit
Child of lonnie:
Your sister had her head on straight
And people been mastubating since before America so if you wanna make america great again, your stuck on stupid
Holy shit I think that people are believing this shit. I thought this was a joke, but people are crazy enough to believe that something that has been done for thousands of years by millions of people is bad for you. What the fuck!!!
Pray against? How can you pray against someone!!!
I just totally prayed against you non beliver ! Now go Burn in masterbator hell ! Amen
GIANT HAIRY BALLS
I CAN SMELL COLOURS
How can I meet the great prophet Lonnie Childs?
You must renounce Masterbation in all its genocidal evil forms ! Only then may you be of heart to meet the righteous ! We are making headway , we got congress to pass a law to sell all google searches so now we may root out all masterbaters and charge them with genocide as perscribbed by the bible ! Why so many hide their real names…I have no Idea you should be proud to be an anti masterbation crusader saving innocent sperm ! I am with Sarah Silverman if abortion is murder then killing millions of innocent little spermies is genocide !!!! If women have no choice over their own bodies then neither should us men ! For god sakes quit fapping and start tapping !!!! Thats the way Jesus clealy wanted it just look at the verses as proof !!!!
i LOVE to masturbate like OMG
LET ME TICKLE YOUR BUNG-HOLE SO WE CAN WHACK IT TOGETHER
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you’re so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone’s happy 😉 nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you’re so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn’t stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I’m getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
XD I have been dying of laughter reading all of this so I wanted to bring the definition of rape here so people know that masturbation is not that.
rape – unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim.
FYI – Masturbators give consent, or they wouldn’t do it. (obvious) So it’s not self rape. XDXDXD
Is this satire, or, are you people REALLY this insane?
WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU SIGN THE PETITION IF YOURE FEMALE OR FOREIGN ? great not only are you stupid but you’re sexist and racist.
This is the all time greatest shit posting site I have ever seen. Truly a wonder to behold.
I masturbate daily. I love it!!!
I’m so confused, this website has made me question so many things. But for the most part I think this is BULL SHIT. Who the fuck writes this shit. Masturbation is fine for anyone as long as not used to sexually. FUCK THESE BITCHES!!!!