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CORONA-19 HOAX

CORONA-19 is a nefarious global plot by Big Masturbation to quarantine everyone indoors with nothing else to do all day but play with their sin zones! TRUMP made America Great Again® but the socialist DEMONcrats want to make America ‘Bate Again! Don’t let Satan and his evil minions win! STOP Masturbation NOW! Praise!

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Alexander Williams
Alexander Williams
11 months ago

What the fuck is this website? “Big masturbation?” Grow the fuck up, people have been masturbating for millions of years. You fuckin’ Trump supporters are idiots, there is nothing you can do to stop people from masturbating. You and your little cult should to “stop” people from doing something else they are free to do. You can’t stop masturbation.

mega wanker
mega wanker
11 months ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

rubbing one out for you lonnie. godspeed!

Măst UrBátur
Măst UrBátur
11 months ago

This site is a breeding ground for retards, but man it has meme potential.

Blå topas
Blå topas
11 months ago

No it’s not fake you guys are idiots for thinking that! Fuck you

Bend over
Bend over
11 months ago

I can’t wait until you go outside and fucking die. Retarded goblins

jesusbanger69
jesusbanger69
11 months ago

you guys are the same amount of stupid as you are republican

biggie cheese
biggie cheese
11 months ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

u can suck my fat cock dumbass
science is stronger than ur pussy up in the clouds
ur gods probably wanking over the thought of you dying
also if you love god so much go join him!

Sugma
Sugma
10 months ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

99% of teens are liveral democrats? ok

Gisilbert Erminia
Gisilbert Erminia
10 months ago

Finally someone brings out the TRUTH. I am so tired of the LAMESTREAM SATANIST MEDIA lying about how this sickness came from the Chinese. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! this is obviously a plot by the GLOBALIST SATANISTS who want to encourage fornication to HARVEST BABIES. God Bless You Lonnie Childs for bringing the light in the trying times.

Tsia
Tsia
10 months ago

I masturbated like 20 times a day and I love dick so far up my ass it touches my stomach and I love getting my cock played wit

There is no fucking god you sick fuck

gay
gay
10 months ago

i love getting my ass pounded and i love masturbating even more!

Sugma
Sugma
10 months ago

i just violently masturbated

John Wick
John Wick
10 months ago

I’m masturbating to all these comments, keep them coming please I’m almost there

god himself
god himself
10 months ago

this is wrong. i made covid-19 to kill people like whoever wrote this article

Joel Embiid
Joel Embiid
1 month ago

Reading the comments it’s clear none of you get the fact that this entire website is a joke, stop taking shit so serious lmao