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83 Signs Your Underage Daughter is a Harlot

83 Signs Your Underage Daughter is a Harlot

[Special thanks to Larry Thomas for his contribution to this sacred undertaking] Ever wondered if your daughter was a harlot? There are obvious signs, like if she watches some of the hot videos on watchmygirlfriend regularly. But now you can know for sure! According to recently updated BDSM-5 (Biblical Diagnostics […]

Thailand Cracks Down On Women Creating Masturbation Materials

Thailand Cracks Down On Women Creating Masturbation Materials

In a rare move of anything resembling sanity, the military government of Thailand has spoken out against lesser-gendered members of the Thai populace making pornographic styled pictures of themselves. Specifically the men in charge of the Thai government are enraged about these lesser gendered members of their society taking photos […]

by March 17, 2015 8 comments Family Values, Morals, Pornographics
Woman Arrested for Masturbating While Watching 50 Shades of Grey

Woman Arrested for Masturbating While Watching 50 Shades of Grey

(StopMasturbationNow)—There is nothing more disgusting than female masturbation. To prove that point a woman was arrested for pulling her pants down and raping herself while watching a screening of the pornographic filth called 50 Shades of Grey. A 23-year-old woman caught the attention of her fellow-moviegoers after reportedly pulling her […]

by February 26, 2015 23 comments Pornographics
In-Depth Interview with Big Masturbation

In-Depth Interview with Big Masturbation

SECRET LOCATION- SOMEWHERE (SMNNN) We at Stop Masturbation Now are pleased to present this interview with an actual high-ranking official of Big Masturbation. Our own Professor Doctor Wizard Cardinal Thomas Kelly interviewed this “person” about the goals of the B.M movement. Thomas Kelly: Hello, welcome. Would you care to explain […]

Shia Labeouf Self-Raped at Art Exhibit

Shia Labeouf Self-Raped at Art Exhibit

Los Angelos, CA- (SMNN) Actor Shia Labeouf, known for movies such as Even Stevens and Transformings 4: Rise of The Batman, told pretty much anyone who would listen, that he was a victim of self-rape at an art exhibition. During the exhibition, Labeouf wore a paper bag on his head […]

In Obama’s America: Pornographic Jack’Off Lanterns

In Obama’s America: Pornographic Jack’Off Lanterns

(StopMasturbationNOW)— What happened to moral America? The America filled with family values, the America of fraternities, sports, the 4th of July, and Christmas? Well… it’s been replaced with filth. And this is not regular dirty Mexican filth, this is smut. Pure pornography. Last week we showed you haw masturbators were […]

Inanimate Object Rape Intesifies as EbolAIDS Becomes Airborne

Inanimate Object Rape Intesifies as EbolAIDS Becomes Airborne

SEATTLE WA/ WALPOLE MA- (SMNNN) Faithscientists suspect EbolAIDS, the most dangerous masturbation-spread and homogayest of diseases, has possibly become airborne, as they predicted it would, following two cases of inanimate object rape, a sexual act so disgusting it would require one to be in the fatal stages of the Airborne […]

Mayor Mike Tyson Curses Out TV Reporter After Being Reminded of Self-Rape Conviction

Mayor Mike Tyson Curses Out TV Reporter After Being Reminded of Self-Rape Conviction

Mayor of Toronto, Mike Tyson (pictured above), flew into a profanity-laced tirade after a fellow non-normal news reporter shamefully drudged up a two-decade-old self-rape conviction. On live television, Tyson called news anchor Nathan “Debbie” Downer the f-word, the s-word, and a rat. Such language has never before been heard uncensored on […]

Say “NO” To Pornographics!

Say “NO” To Pornographics!

A recent survey shows 85 percent of rapes and molestations are reenactments of a porn video/DVD. This means every time someone downloads an internet pornographic, there is an 85 percent chance that it will eventually result in a rape or molestation of a child.  If you, or someone you know, […]

by August 25, 2014 12 comments Celebrity, Morals, Pornographics
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