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Is Menstruation a Sin?

Dear TheRev Leroy Jenkins,  I learned long ago in my formative years while matriculating at St. Pia Zadora Catholic Prep School that every sperm is sacred, thus masturbation is a mortal sin. However, it begs the question; Is menstruation also a sin since the ovum is wasted?  Sincerely,    Arthur Leon Vitasek

By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins

Dear Art, For some reason your name rings a bell, where you ever a Scout Master in Arizona? Anyhow, according to the King Lonald Version Holy Bible, yes menstruation is a sin, in fact it is not only a really bad sin, it is the original sin that is the curse on the lesser sex. Chiquita 13:7-10 “Eve defiled the Garden of Eden, she defiled it by ways ways, her deeds, and her masturbations. Her ways before me were like the uncleanness of a woman in her menstrual impurity.”

God Bless,

TheRev Leroy Jenkins

TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr, Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC.

785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu

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augustweisz
Admin
6 years ago

Using a tampon is definitely masturbation. Women should use pads and turn to her father for guidance on such things.

Cathy Redmond
6 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

I agree. My father taught me to only use pads.

No.
No.
6 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

No it’s not tampons were first made to help the blood stay in the body of soldiers being shot. Please don’t start saying your opinion trying to say its fact. Because at my age I’m smarter than you.

vanitywasted
6 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

Good joke mate. You’re hilarious

Ali
Ali
6 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

This is ridiculous…….a woman can’t help if she can’t get pregnant. This just seems like a self righteous bigot ranting to me……and are we talking about masturbation or menstruating, because the verses that were used didn’t address menstruating as sin. Btw, that Bible is incorrect. Instead of translating and translated Bible, just get the original translated version…..KJV.

Bitchy
Bitchy
6 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

I would be happy if i could have an orgasm everytime i use tampax ! But do you know anyway what an orgasm is ?

Chad
Chad
6 years ago

Check out the song “crooked youth,” it speaks more In depth about this horrible sin!

ShellyRichey
6 years ago
Reply to  Chad

Perhaps this intelligence you have gained from your age will one day allow you to know the difference between “it’s” and “its.”

Brandon
Brandon
6 years ago
Reply to  ShellyRichey

No just “it,” bitch……singular

shellyrichey
6 years ago
Reply to  Brandon

Sorry, I responded to the wrong comment. I meant to respond to “no,” you stupid self-raping sinner.

Jo
Jo
6 years ago
Reply to  shellyrichey

Do you know what rape is? It’s when you are forced to have intercourse against your will, masturbation is not intercourse, you are not being forced to do it, it is not against your will. The bible never mentions anything about masturbation. Your opinions are completely retarded, on top of that religion is BS.

Chad
Chad
6 years ago

Crooked young*****

No.
No.
6 years ago

Sexist assholes.

Really your the shit of the earth. Your reaching hitter levels.

Truffle
6 years ago
Reply to  No.

The masturage is strong with this one.

Praying AT It!

No.
No.
6 years ago

Science answer (aka real answer): mestruation is the cleaning of the vagina tubes and ovaries. It keeps it good to as a girl is on here period.
With sperm and eggs they decay the same as human skin cells.

Truffle
6 years ago
Reply to  No.

You make me sick!

Jo
Jo
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

I know scientific facts are scary to morons like you.

Truffle
6 years ago
Reply to  Jo

ScLIEnce is not fact, that’s a #FaithFact

You’re welcome.

Herpaderp
Herpaderp
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

How the hell do people like you even exist?

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Linda
Linda
6 years ago

Is this site a joke? It has go to be.. Any how, it is the funniest site i have ever bumped in to.. Good job people, keep writing those weird jokes, it is really funny and i am going to start reading this everyday!

Bitchy
Bitchy
6 years ago
Reply to  Linda

I think it’s very scary…. Comment are funny though !

Herpaderp
Herpaderp
6 years ago
Reply to  Linda

Sadly, I don’t think it’s a joke 🙁 I found one article by this antisemite (the one with the bonnet picture above) that made me nearly vomit: “2 More Children Contract The AIDS after Filthy Jewish Men Orally Rape Them.”.

Pasty
Pasty
6 years ago

FaithFacts and the Stop Masturbation Now Ministries have once again proven what we already knew but so many have denied. The spillage of seed and eggs is a mortal sin, punishable by the flames of Hell. It doesn’t matter if that spillage happens in a Kompex or on the floor of an adult bookstore booth, the result is you will be cast to the demons and sodomites. The only redemption is through salvation. Praise!

No.
No.
6 years ago
Reply to  Pasty

No eggs and sperm aren’t living shut the hell up.

Pasty
Pasty
6 years ago
Reply to  No.

If sperm isn’t living, then how does it swim? Again, checkmate atheists! Praise!

No.
No.
6 years ago
Reply to  Pasty

No sperm moves because it’s a cell not a thinking being. Science: 100000 “faith facts”:-1

shellyrichey
6 years ago
Reply to  No.

Whatever, you self-raping liar. You can’t just make up stuff just because you want to.

Jo
Jo
6 years ago
Reply to  Pasty

That is not an atheistic standpoint you fucking idiot.

Logic
Logic
6 years ago
Reply to  Jo

Just to clear things up, a sperm IS a cell, as it does not excrete, or reproduce. All a sperm contains is a nucleus, enzymes to break through the wall of the egg, and a substance to provide energy for the tail. By the way, the tail moves by tiny electronic impulses from the nucleus. I rest my case.

SOME RANDOM ATHEIST
SOME RANDOM ATHEIST
6 years ago
Reply to  Pasty

Sperm is made to swim but it has no mind of its own it’s just like a plant. It does what it does. That isn’t a lie.

vanitywasted
6 years ago
Reply to  Pasty

Yeah because you read it on the internet so it MUST be true….

Mary jane
Mary jane
6 years ago

I really hope this website is a joke … All you people saying menstruation is a sin you are out of your damn minds…. Wether you use a pad or a tampon YOURE STILL RELEASING EGGS you ignorant hill Billy’s. I can’t see this website being anything more than some sort of hilarious joke.

Truffle
6 years ago
Reply to  Mary jane

BREED DON’T BLEED!

Luna444
Luna444
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

So your saying, over the course if a women’s life time. She should have 666 Children in order not to sin?

Jo
Jo
6 years ago
Reply to  Mary jane

This is not a joke, menstration is a sin because, ummm. We’ll, i don’t fucking now it’s just women are gross. (Sarcasm)

Truffle
6 years ago
Reply to  Jo

What is this (sarcasm) you speak of? Its not a word I am familiar with.

Thank you in advance.

Slayer
6 years ago

I hope for mankind’s sake that the people behind this webpage are screwing around and this is a humourous site…

Susan
Susan
6 years ago
Reply to  Slayer

Can I get an amen?

God is love
God is love
6 years ago

This site is right !
No more egg (ovum) should be wasted ! Neither any spermatozoid ! So every nine months every woman have to get pregnant (so it makes around 50 children if everybody starts from puberty…no waste !).
And this should be easy with 50 millions of spermatozoids per ejaculation per man (many times a day) ! Hmm…note sure we are enough womens on earth…
And I’m not talking about the 400 000 ovums of every girl which are not selected by her body, so much waste…

NoFapNoCry
NoFapNoCry
6 years ago
Reply to  God is love

Spermatozoi wasted ….. cause you want them all in your face ahahahahah

lmao
lmao
6 years ago

why don’t christians want to talk about all the people they killed instead of talking about not born babies?

Jo
Jo
6 years ago

HAHAHAHA!!!!!! NON NORMALS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IS IT FUCKING NORMAL TO BELIVE THAT THERE IS A FLOATING INVISIBLE MAN IN THE SKY WHO FOR SOME STUPID REASON HE CARES ABOUT YOU MASTURBATING???? DONT YOU FUCKING BIGOTED DUMBFUCKS THINK HE HAS MORE IMPORTANT STUFF GOING ON? HES FUCKING GOD WHY DOES HE CARE! I cannot find a word to describe how stupid you are. I’ll just say this, my friends sister has Down’s syndrome, she is so much fucking smarter than you are, she can see past your bullshit religion.

Jo
Jo
6 years ago

If god did not want us to masturbate why did he not create us with smaller arms so we couldn’t reach.

Ali
Ali
6 years ago

This is ridiculous…….a woman can’t help if she can’t get pregnant. This just seems like a self righteous bigot ranting to me……and are we talking about masturbation or menstruating, because the verses that were used didn’t address menstruating as sin. Btw, that Bible is incorrect. Instead of translating and translated Bible, just get the original translated version…..KJV

Neddie
Neddie
6 years ago

You all have no idea what you are talking about using tampoms is most masturbation

Truffle
6 years ago
Reply to  Neddie

Tampoms?

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly
6 years ago

The huge outpouring of rage and ignorance in these comments offends me,and therefore, to a lesser extent, offends Jesus as well.

Praying you masturbators be roasted in the fires of hell.

Bitchy
Bitchy
6 years ago

This is insane !!!!!!

Peter Commstock
Peter Commstock
6 years ago

I am a 19 year old male, and i think i bleed from my penis.
Is it menstruation? Am i going to hell?
I need help.

pasta pasteur
pasta pasteur
6 years ago

fap fap fap,fap fap fap,fap fap fap

Peter Commstock
Peter Commstock
6 years ago

Nevermind, it’s just ketchup.

Your Face
Your Face
6 years ago

This site is fucking stupid. Menstruation isn’t a sin, it’s a normal body function. Geez, masturbation isn’t even a sin ether! It’s perfectly normal and all you guys are just stupid to think otherwise. I think this site bothers me as much as the Westboro Baptist Church.

Tyler
Tyler
6 years ago

Guess you have to hold it in, ladies! Screw you for being the lesser sex! Why didn’t you choose to be a man at birth??