Dear TheRev Leroy Jenkins, I learned long ago in my formative years while matriculating at St. Pia Zadora Catholic Prep School that every sperm is sacred, thus masturbation is a mortal sin. However, it begs the question; Is menstruation also a sin since the ovum is wasted? Sincerely, Arthur Leon Vitasek
By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins
Dear Art, For some reason your name rings a bell, where you ever a Scout Master in Arizona? Anyhow, according to the King Lonald Version Holy Bible, yes menstruation is a sin, in fact it is not only a really bad sin, it is the original sin that is the curse on the lesser sex. Chiquita 13:7-10 “Eve defiled the Garden of Eden, she defiled it by ways ways, her deeds, and her masturbations. Her ways before me were like the uncleanness of a woman in her menstrual impurity.”
God Bless,
TheRev Leroy Jenkins
TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr, Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC.
785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu
Using a tampon is definitely masturbation. Women should use pads and turn to her father for guidance on such things.
I agree. My father taught me to only use pads.
No it’s not tampons were first made to help the blood stay in the body of soldiers being shot. Please don’t start saying your opinion trying to say its fact. Because at my age I’m smarter than you.
Good joke mate. You’re hilarious
This is ridiculous…….a woman can’t help if she can’t get pregnant. This just seems like a self righteous bigot ranting to me……and are we talking about masturbation or menstruating, because the verses that were used didn’t address menstruating as sin. Btw, that Bible is incorrect. Instead of translating and translated Bible, just get the original translated version…..KJV.
I would be happy if i could have an orgasm everytime i use tampax ! But do you know anyway what an orgasm is ?
Check out the song “crooked youth,” it speaks more In depth about this horrible sin!
Perhaps this intelligence you have gained from your age will one day allow you to know the difference between “it’s” and “its.”
No just “it,” bitch……singular
Sorry, I responded to the wrong comment. I meant to respond to “no,” you stupid self-raping sinner.
Do you know what rape is? It’s when you are forced to have intercourse against your will, masturbation is not intercourse, you are not being forced to do it, it is not against your will. The bible never mentions anything about masturbation. Your opinions are completely retarded, on top of that religion is BS.
Crooked young*****
Sexist assholes.
Really your the shit of the earth. Your reaching hitter levels.
The masturage is strong with this one.
Praying AT It!
Science answer (aka real answer): mestruation is the cleaning of the vagina tubes and ovaries. It keeps it good to as a girl is on here period.
With sperm and eggs they decay the same as human skin cells.
You make me sick!
I know scientific facts are scary to morons like you.
ScLIEnce is not fact, that’s a #FaithFact
You’re welcome.
How the hell do people like you even exist?
[…] Noticia original […]
Is this site a joke? It has go to be.. Any how, it is the funniest site i have ever bumped in to.. Good job people, keep writing those weird jokes, it is really funny and i am going to start reading this everyday!
I think it’s very scary…. Comment are funny though !
Sadly, I don’t think it’s a joke 🙁 I found one article by this antisemite (the one with the bonnet picture above) that made me nearly vomit: “2 More Children Contract The AIDS after Filthy Jewish Men Orally Rape Them.”.
FaithFacts and the Stop Masturbation Now Ministries have once again proven what we already knew but so many have denied. The spillage of seed and eggs is a mortal sin, punishable by the flames of Hell. It doesn’t matter if that spillage happens in a Kompex or on the floor of an adult bookstore booth, the result is you will be cast to the demons and sodomites. The only redemption is through salvation. Praise!
No eggs and sperm aren’t living shut the hell up.
If sperm isn’t living, then how does it swim? Again, checkmate atheists! Praise!
Tuoche’! FaithFacts™ 1, Masturhaters 0.
No sperm moves because it’s a cell not a thinking being. Science: 100000 “faith facts”:-1
Whatever, you self-raping liar. You can’t just make up stuff just because you want to.
That is not an atheistic standpoint you fucking idiot.
Just to clear things up, a sperm IS a cell, as it does not excrete, or reproduce. All a sperm contains is a nucleus, enzymes to break through the wall of the egg, and a substance to provide energy for the tail. By the way, the tail moves by tiny electronic impulses from the nucleus. I rest my case.
Sperm is made to swim but it has no mind of its own it’s just like a plant. It does what it does. That isn’t a lie.
Yeah because you read it on the internet so it MUST be true….
I really hope this website is a joke … All you people saying menstruation is a sin you are out of your damn minds…. Wether you use a pad or a tampon YOURE STILL RELEASING EGGS you ignorant hill Billy’s. I can’t see this website being anything more than some sort of hilarious joke.
BREED DON’T BLEED!
So your saying, over the course if a women’s life time. She should have 666 Children in order not to sin?
This is not a joke, menstration is a sin because, ummm. We’ll, i don’t fucking now it’s just women are gross. (Sarcasm)
What is this (sarcasm) you speak of? Its not a word I am familiar with.
Thank you in advance.
I hope for mankind’s sake that the people behind this webpage are screwing around and this is a humourous site…
Can I get an amen?
This site is right !
No more egg (ovum) should be wasted ! Neither any spermatozoid ! So every nine months every woman have to get pregnant (so it makes around 50 children if everybody starts from puberty…no waste !).
And this should be easy with 50 millions of spermatozoids per ejaculation per man (many times a day) ! Hmm…note sure we are enough womens on earth…
And I’m not talking about the 400 000 ovums of every girl which are not selected by her body, so much waste…
Spermatozoi wasted ….. cause you want them all in your face ahahahahah
why don’t christians want to talk about all the people they killed instead of talking about not born babies?
Dear Miss Lame-o, We are Lonvidians, name one war other than the war on Self-Rape where we have killed a single Normal.
FiathFacts™ 1, Non-Normals 0.
God Bless,
TheRev
HAHAHAHA!!!!!! NON NORMALS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IS IT FUCKING NORMAL TO BELIVE THAT THERE IS A FLOATING INVISIBLE MAN IN THE SKY WHO FOR SOME STUPID REASON HE CARES ABOUT YOU MASTURBATING???? DONT YOU FUCKING BIGOTED DUMBFUCKS THINK HE HAS MORE IMPORTANT STUFF GOING ON? HES FUCKING GOD WHY DOES HE CARE! I cannot find a word to describe how stupid you are. I’ll just say this, my friends sister has Down’s syndrome, she is so much fucking smarter than you are, she can see past your bullshit religion.
If god did not want us to masturbate why did he not create us with smaller arms so we couldn’t reach.
This is ridiculous…….a woman can’t help if she can’t get pregnant. This just seems like a self righteous bigot ranting to me……and are we talking about masturbation or menstruating, because the verses that were used didn’t address menstruating as sin. Btw, that Bible is incorrect. Instead of translating and translated Bible, just get the original translated version…..KJV
You all have no idea what you are talking about using tampoms is most masturbation
Tampoms?
The huge outpouring of rage and ignorance in these comments offends me,and therefore, to a lesser extent, offends Jesus as well.
Praying you masturbators be roasted in the fires of hell.
This is insane !!!!!!
I am a 19 year old male, and i think i bleed from my penis.
Is it menstruation? Am i going to hell?
I need help.
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Nevermind, it’s just ketchup.
This site is fucking stupid. Menstruation isn’t a sin, it’s a normal body function. Geez, masturbation isn’t even a sin ether! It’s perfectly normal and all you guys are just stupid to think otherwise. I think this site bothers me as much as the Westboro Baptist Church.
Guess you have to hold it in, ladies! Screw you for being the lesser sex! Why didn’t you choose to be a man at birth??