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MASTURBATION RAPE METHODS

The goal of masturbation is to achieve climax alone by stimulating ones genitals combined one of the following rape methods.

1.) Fantasizing about another person or person(s). In doing this you are raping that person. You have no right to be thinking those thoughts. Even if you are married and your spouse has given you permission in the past does not mean you still have permission. Just like one time consent does not mean permanent consent in a physical relation.

2.) Looking at dirty Magazines. Just like with number one you are raping the person you are looking at. The liberals might argue that person gave consent when doing the picture shoot. You do not know that for sure. The person may even be married now or grown ugly.

3.) Watching dirty Movies. As with number one or two, you might as well be Ted Bundy illegally having your way with the peoples you are exploiting for your own gratification.

4.) The internets. The internets are full of filth. Computers should be for taxes, online bible studies, and maybe checking the occasional email. Not for rape!

5.) Past Experiences. Sure that “three way” you had with the cheerleader and her sorority sister in college might have been a “good time”. However, recalling the sinful pleasure they presented you all night is the same as repeating the same sin all over again.

Some females and gay males use foreign objects and dinguses when masturbating. In doing so you are raping the raw materials of this world.

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Darkblitzfrenzy
Darkblitzfrenzy
6 years ago

How is masturbating to someone and they not knowing about it rape? Its like me saying that you cant think about someone else without them saying its ok.

Darkblitzfrenzy
Darkblitzfrenzy
6 years ago

Masturbating to someone is not rape, but going up to a person and sexually assaulting them is. Get your facts right and stop spreading lies

Dani
Dani
6 years ago

YOU ARE AN IDIOT !!!

SkyyFox
SkyyFox
6 years ago

The fact you use faith and scientist in the same sentence is amusing … Comical actually .. So thinking is acting according to your logic ….

Mick Thackray
6 years ago

Bwaaaahahahahaha – Did you really just say “Faith Fact scientist”…. Suggestion: Look up “Oxymoron”. Its about as easy to be a faith fact scientist as it is to be a purple unicorn

Bishop Smith
Bishop Smith
6 years ago

I can’t believe how many sinful self-rapists their are in the world. Even worse, I can’t believe how many rape others. We should pray for them.

Mick Thackray
6 years ago

But for the very BEST effect – pray “to” us ;P

Matheus Bc
6 years ago
Reply to  Bishop Smith

self rape is contradictory, its simply impossible(or you have a very weird definition of rape, if that is the case you are simply fooling people using a word that has one meaning for everybody else with another particular meaning) because rape involves the abscence of consent of at least one person involved in the act, and in masturbation the one masturbating can not consent and not consent at the same time if he consent he masturbates if not he does not simple like that therefore you can not rape yourself if you try it is not rape

Bishop Smith
Bishop Smith
6 years ago

Praise.

Chloe Clark
Chloe Clark
6 years ago

As a victim of rape I find this not only disturbing and troubling but actually very offensive. Raping someone is NOT thinking about them in a sexual way. Are people in love not allowed to think of there partners in that way? Intimacy is a beautiful thing between two people in love and you aren’t hurting that person if you masturbate while thinking of them. Rape is having any sexual relations with another person without their consent. This could include sexual intercourse of any sort (I.e oral), any unwanted sexual advances (I.e gropes or comments), or of course threatening rape.… Read more »

Chloe Clark
Chloe Clark
6 years ago

Females can’t get prostate cancer just so you know. By the way, how do you know what people think about when they masturbate? How do you know that I masturbate? I didn’t say in my comment that I do? What do you mean by “I’m raping your profile with my eyes?”

Chloe Clark
Chloe Clark
6 years ago

I’m actually a lesbian, so I therefore am not interested in you so you don’t need to worry.

Dani
Dani
6 years ago

YOU ARE UGLY ! No blind person would want to be with you either though since you are such a judgmental, deranged bigot

Bishop Smith
Bishop Smith
6 years ago

Sister your facts have been perverted by your left and right hands. Let us chant to reclaim her spirit. Praise.

Chloe Clark
Chloe Clark
6 years ago
Reply to  Bishop Smith

My facts have been perverted by my left and right hands? Not once did I mention in my above comment that I masturbated. You are making an assumption that because of my opinions that I do. I don’t need my “spirit reclaimed”, nor do I need my “spirit reclaimed.”

Chloe Clark
Chloe Clark
6 years ago

I don’t masturbate because I don’t need to. My girlfriend is great at the frequent sex we have.

SkyyFox
SkyyFox
6 years ago

Golden shower <- pissing on someone ….. Congrats you just said you wanted to piss on someone , how do you feel?

Willie Jewels
Willie Jewels
6 years ago

Praise on High Sister Shalavin! Brother Lonnie’s Golden Shower will be deployed yet again lest we all fall victim to mind rape! Praying at you.

Chloe Clark
Chloe Clark
6 years ago

I’m actually a lesbian, so I therefore am not interested in you so you don’t need to worry.

Chloe Clark
Chloe Clark
6 years ago

My parents are already proud so I don’t need your “homogay converter” help.

Bishop Smith
Bishop Smith
6 years ago
Reply to  Chloe Clark

Your parents probably self raped each other and then you came along 7 months later.

Chloe Clark
Chloe Clark
6 years ago
Reply to  Bishop Smith

Or just had sex to make me like every other human being. I came along 9 months later like every other regular baby.

Ian Bertolini
Ian Bertolini
6 years ago

If you want to make people proud you should probably kill yourself in public 😉

Bishop Smith
Bishop Smith
6 years ago

I pray that all the lotions, lubricants, and other slippery topical’s be banned. #guiltyhands

Chloe Clark
Chloe Clark
6 years ago

Why would my girlfriend be a “big girl”?

Chloe Clark
Chloe Clark
6 years ago

I don’t need one and neither does my girlfriend.

Alex
Alex
6 years ago

You need to shut the fuck up if your christian even better your so called teaching are all bullshit and you can not disprove me.You know that in this world there is somthing called humanity, and humanity clings on to scraps of paper the bible for example, Christianity is no different from the religions from 5000 years ago it will disappear in the next 1000 years, and guess who won’t show up. Your god no day of judgement no afterlife just eternal oblivion treasure the silence forever.

Pete Lusicki
Pete Lusicki
6 years ago

Just got done raping Gods asshole…tasty!

Lonnie Childs
Admin
6 years ago
Reply to  Pete Lusicki

Lies.

Feg
Feg
6 years ago

This page makes me so hot. Like holy shit, I wanna go thought-rape everyone now. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

R.D.
6 years ago

This website is a gimmick. Talk about going full retard. Sheesh. This stuff is full retard in spades!!!

anal sex
6 years ago

Did you know you’re a Fucking idiot but wait you don’t fuck you judge when by your standards the only one allowed to judge is God right? so you’re kinda blasphemizing him in judging all of us. And another thing how the hell are you a scientist?

Truffle
6 years ago
Reply to  anal sex

God spoke to Lonnie Childs and told him we have full permission to
masturbators. Checkmate Athetits!

Truffle
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

*Judge

Sasha
Sasha
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

Actually God has spoken to me, Lonnie Childs is a servant of the Devil and is leading you all down a path of evil by trying to change others, God gave us free will and he weeps when someone attempts to remove it from use. :'(

Sasha
Sasha
6 years ago
Reply to  Sasha

*from us

Lonnie Childs (Self-Raper)
Lonnie Childs (Self-Raper)
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

*atheists, god created the man who spellchecks, why not utilize th
at instead of thinking you’re all that and a bag of chips!

Sasha
Sasha
6 years ago

God did not create spell check for God did not create computers, that is the work of the Devil. :p

Truffle
6 years ago

*AtheTITs. Is the correct spelling. You’re welcome.

JustCameHere
JustCameHere
6 years ago

I cant believe people are actually serious about thinking masturbation is bad xD
Is this site a joke or are u really this simple mindet?

A.Vandelay
A.Vandelay
6 years ago
Reply to  JustCameHere

So you came… and therefore, you’ve sinned. But behold! As life is not a joke, son. You either frowned or smiled when you came, but the output is all white lies from The Beast™ staining the fabrics of the life strings.

Ruth
Ruth
6 years ago

Is this website a joke, a parody website? Please tell me it is, I’ve never read such funny stuff before, it would make a good show, John Cleese should be in it definitely.

Sasha
Sasha
6 years ago

I’m going to think of all of you while I masturbate tonight. Enjoy. ^_^

King Cole
King Cole
6 years ago

I am a GREAT masturbator (compare Dali’s masterpieces) and proud of it, just too bad I’m not a girl. But I want to be a girl so I can masturbate and experience female orgasms.
Go get a life and masturbate, then have better sex with anyone you like.
I am a slut and proud of it.
Now tell me about sin and I will eat that cunt (if you say please !)

Sasha
Sasha
6 years ago
Reply to  King Cole

I pray for many happy masturbations for you my friend. Just remember the biggest danger of masturbation…. is shooting in your eye. ^_^

RoL des Haisses
RoL des Haisses
6 years ago

I masturbate to hentai, so, am I raping someone when it’s only drawing ?

Sasha
Sasha
6 years ago

A good point, allow they said using toys is raping natural resources I’m willing to bet they’d find some way to say you’re raping someone or something.

iClop
iClop
6 years ago

I saw a post about this site on ifunny. I wanted to see if it was real. I’m laughing my ass off now. XDXD

irene
irene
6 years ago

I can’t believe someone actually took the time to make this website. Why are you making up rediculos statements and acting as there is something wrong with intamacy. This is unreal, you people are so big on religion and beliefs but a re here criticizing people everywhere about what they do in the comfort of their own mind… who do you think you are? What gives you the right to do so? You are unhuman and don’t you dare give me that, “I will pray at you” bullshit pray for your own soul, you are twisted and disturbing and it… Read more »

Bishop Smith
Bishop Smith
6 years ago
Reply to  irene

I would like to ask everyone to pray AT Irene and then let us have a moment of silence… She apparently has been taken over by the evil spirit of BIG MASTURBATOR. Sister Irene, close thy legs, shackle thin hands, and be free. Praise!

Dani
Dani
6 years ago
Reply to  Bishop Smith

that is a very contradictory statement, you are an idiot.

Bishop Smith
Bishop Smith
6 years ago
Reply to  Dani

Another masturbator.. I bet your a lefty. Repent! Praise Lonnie Childs!!

A.Vandelay
A.Vandelay
6 years ago
Reply to  irene

I’m furiously praying for you, Irene.

Bishop Smith
Bishop Smith
6 years ago
Reply to  A.Vandelay

Pray AT her. It is more effective.

Guest
Guest
6 years ago

You’re joking, right?

Jon
Jon
6 years ago

What if you create someone in your mind who doesn’t actually exist? It’s not rape.

Gluesniffer
Gluesniffer
6 years ago

I just thought of you while masturbating, hence you are a filthy rape victim? How does it feel?Like your brain is clouded by religion and your sinfull zone is defiled? JESUS this is poor taste. See you in hell motherfuckers.

Alex
Alex
6 years ago

LOL this is the trolliest website ever never seen such a delusional crowd of people,when you start basing facts on the bible they immediately become lies and under bull shit.I say if your anti masturbation then your obviously all for rape. because you know why people rape other people well this is one of the leading causes,Feeling massive amount of sexual urges and have not had any moment of time to release them,This thread is cancer to society and everyone alive so let your self http://stopmasturbationnow.org/ of creating more rape victims and people in jail.Great job for fucking up.

YouSickPreachingBastards
YouSickPreachingBastards
6 years ago

I pray for anyone that follows a religious faith because after reading this website it has proven to me that religion is just a device used to brainwash children into the law and in the past few decades it has proven that children are thinking religion is more bs then ever.Religion is poison and whoever it is that made this article has been poisoned too. There is nothing wrong with masturbating over a person or porn, it might seem creepy to you but it’s not rape.Wanking or fingering yourself over people making you horny is not :forcing another person to… Read more »

LMAO
LMAO
6 years ago

THIS IS SO STUPID YOU PEOPLE ARE HYPOCRITES YOU HAVE A “pray against” BUTTON LIKE WHAT THE FUCK THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE YOU ALL HAVE CHYLAMIDIA

Anonymous
Anonymous
6 years ago

I masturbate every night to the thought of Jesus Christ fucking me in the asshole and yeah I’m a girl and it feels great I love Jesus and his big cock

Notanidiot
Notanidiot
6 years ago

Wow, I’m utterly amazed this isn’t a joke, the contradiction, confusion and poor grammar made me laugh but the concepts being discussed, hilarious. This is some of the best stuff I’ve ever read on the ‘internets’, Big thumbs up!!!

John Doe
John Doe
6 years ago

What happens if I want to masturbate to myself?

Stop This
Stop This
6 years ago

Most people in the world masturbate (95% of men; 89% of women), IT IS HEALTHY FOR YOU. It can relieve sexual tension and reduce stress. If you have high stress, that can lead to heart problems, which can kill you. Thinking about something or someone is not harmful. Rape is a physical thing, not a mental thing. How this type of pent up sexual nonsense exists eludes me. Who would put this much work into spreading lies? Oh wait, if you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people. If you really think that masturbating is a… Read more »

Bishop Smith
Bishop Smith
6 years ago
Reply to  Stop This

Your attempt to reason with others only demonstrates you masturbate 6 times a day. Try smoking, less sinful. Praise!

Lauren
Lauren
6 years ago

This is my new favorite website to jerk off to.

alonso perez
alonso perez
6 years ago

May i jerk off watching this page?

quang
quang
1 month ago

poop gang

Mike Oxmall
Mike Oxmall
1 month ago

Hey man, great stuff! I especially loved the part where you trivialized rape and mocked a victim of it in the comments. If there’s one thing I’ve learned spreading the good word of Kthulu the past 16 centuries, it’s that shitting on people is the best way to get them to listen. No, like actually taking a shit on their chest. It’s fucking CRAZY, and it’ll get you harder than your thick fucking skull. Quick question though: how the FUCK did you fit that 12 gauge in your ass? Was it sawed off, or did you just use a lotttt… Read more »

Shane
Shane
9 days ago

Masturbation is a sin.

urafag
urafag
6 days ago

pzl look up what rape is rn instead of thinking what u learned from sh*t sites like this there are prob some really impressionable kids out there reading this. there is nothing wrong with masturbation and its healthy.

urafag
urafag
6 days ago

this looks like an autism convention with the deacon declaring his emasturbation coclamation with negative iq i bet u would fuck gods asshole cuz its so holy then say to the angels “come look god so holy he pourin white blood out his asshole for us to drink we finna do it every week!” bet u masturbate in church to that little kid ur gonna rape again afterwards i bet u call ur wife a whore if she consents to let ur 2 cm of cock get in that fish smelling va-gg.

urafag
urafag
6 days ago

boutta masturbate now c ya