The goal of masturbation is to achieve climax alone by stimulating ones genitals combined one of the following rape methods.
1.) Fantasizing about another person or person(s). In doing this you are raping that person. You have no right to be thinking those thoughts. Even if you are married and your spouse has given you permission in the past does not mean you still have permission. Just like one time consent does not mean permanent consent in a physical relation.
2.) Looking at dirty Magazines. Just like with number one you are raping the person you are looking at. The liberals might argue that person gave consent when doing the picture shoot. You do not know that for sure. The person may even be married now or grown ugly.
3.) Watching dirty Movies. As with number one or two, you might as well be Ted Bundy illegally having your way with the peoples you are exploiting for your own gratification.
4.) The internets. The internets are full of filth. Computers should be for taxes, online bible studies, and maybe checking the occasional email. Not for rape!
5.) Past Experiences. Sure that “three way” you had with the cheerleader and her sorority sister in college might have been a “good time”. However, recalling the sinful pleasure they presented you all night is the same as repeating the same sin all over again.
Some females and gay males use foreign objects and dinguses when masturbating. In doing so you are raping the raw materials of this world.
How is masturbating to someone and they not knowing about it rape? Its like me saying that you cant think about someone else without them saying its ok.
You can think about anyone you want, as long as you behave appropriately towards them in your thoughts. Forcing them to have sex with you is not appropriate!
Masturbating to someone is not rape, but going up to a person and sexually assaulting them is. Get your facts right and stop spreading lies
Oh I’m sorry, are you a Faith Fact scientist? No? I thought so. Be quiet.
YOU ARE AN IDIOT !!!
I suspect performance artist.
63#
Yooooo, why do you insult someone that is trying to help others?
The fact you use faith and scientist in the same sentence is amusing … Comical actually .. So thinking is acting according to your logic ….
Fuck you!!
Bwaaaahahahahaha – Did you really just say “Faith Fact scientist”…. Suggestion: Look up “Oxymoron”. Its about as easy to be a faith fact scientist as it is to be a purple unicorn
what type of “”scientist”” will call a black person “non normal” you weirdass
I’m a priest, I’ve been a priest for 20 years, and you’re being ridiculous.
father. have these people sinned or have i sinned. I’m laughing so much rn-
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, PREPPY GIRLS ARE DYING EVERYDAY BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU!! #Preppy #DrunkElephants #YouAreADrunkElephant
My Father is nutting to the idea of nutting to an idea of jerking off gay?????
you are so fucking stupid. rape is touching someone sexually without asking first. it is PHYSICAL. you are not physically touching anyone but yourself when masturbating to the thought of someone else. not to mention, masturbating is very healthy. do your research. didn’t Jesus say to love all? love all no matter why? love thy neighbor? if anyone, you’re the sinner.
So you’re saying someone is so fucking stupid at the same time calling them the sinner?
You’re being rediculous 4 real
And are you?
How do I reboot my computer?(not for sex or dirty porno sex)
Geez, He wasn’t lying please.
He was trying to make a point
I can’t believe how many sinful self-rapists their are in the world. Even worse, I can’t believe how many rape others. We should pray for them.
Pray “at” them. It’s more effective.
But for the very BEST effect – pray “to” us ;P
Nikita you’re a marvel, I want to have childrens with you! How is it ppl are trololo potent this much? Or is it all your pals? It’s such a good discussion, encore, encore! 😂
I tried. They ping ponged it back. What do I do now?
self rape is contradictory, its simply impossible(or you have a very weird definition of rape, if that is the case you are simply fooling people using a word that has one meaning for everybody else with another particular meaning) because rape involves the abscence of consent of at least one person involved in the act, and in masturbation the one masturbating can not consent and not consent at the same time if he consent he masturbates if not he does not simple like that therefore you can not rape yourself if you try it is not rape
Yeah but whatever my girl did it for me
Praise.
suck my dogs cock better
As a victim of rape I find this not only disturbing and troubling but actually very offensive. Raping someone is NOT thinking about them in a sexual way. Are people in love not allowed to think of there partners in that way? Intimacy is a beautiful thing between two people in love and you aren’t hurting that person if you masturbate while thinking of them. Rape is having any sexual relations with another person without their consent. This could include sexual intercourse of any sort (I.e oral), any unwanted sexual advances (I.e gropes or comments), or of course threatening rape.… Read more »
No one masturbates to people they love anymore Chloe, you’re living in some perverted fantasy world. I can feel you raping my profile with your eyes as we speak. Get some help before you end up catching prostate cancer from putting things in your butt.
Females can’t get prostate cancer just so you know. By the way, how do you know what people think about when they masturbate? How do you know that I masturbate? I didn’t say in my comment that I do? What do you mean by “I’m raping your profile with my eyes?”
I’m a very attractive man, and you are a woman of easy behavior. Doesn’t take a deacon to put 2 and 2 together. I am a deacon though, so you never had a chance. The answer is 4 Chloe. Now go get your shit together, you’re making me paranoid.
I’m actually a lesbian, so I therefore am not interested in you so you don’t need to worry.
Chloe, DO NOT ENGAGE WITH NIKITA! this site is satire, and while I am sorry that you got offended, do not feed the trolls!
I’m actually a Homogay Converter, so I can help you make your parents proud.
My parents would be proud anyways so fuck off
YOU ARE UGLY ! No blind person would want to be with you either though since you are such a judgmental, deranged bigot
You said it, this man is ugly as fuck and probably part of the kgb
what a fucking ego maniac
Yeah fuck that dude you rape yourself anytime you want I am heterosexual and I left my girl to me all the time with a strap-on I’ve never even had gay thoughts only thought that was in my head was wow this feels good LOL
Your dumbass truly called yourself a scientist then said this woman could get prostate cancer? Bruh get help, seriously. Get your KKK, brain-damaged, cancerous, retarded, stupid ass of the internet you schmuck and do something for society.
you aren’t attractive enough to masterbate to.
Wow, that’s actually disgusting.
I was thinking about supporting your cause however distantly but you just told a rape victim that that were, in essence, not a victim.
Truly depraved.
I’m one of those people my girl does me with a strap-on all the time and I love it I have never had any gay feelings ever
Sister your facts have been perverted by your left and right hands. Let us chant to reclaim her spirit. Praise.
My facts have been perverted by my left and right hands? Not once did I mention in my above comment that I masturbated. You are making an assumption that because of my opinions that I do. I don’t need my “spirit reclaimed”, nor do I need my “spirit reclaimed.”
We need to break your spirit Chloe, so that you can bathe in Brother Lonnie’s Golden Shower of Truth and Wisdom. You’re blinded by masturbation. I shall pray at you. Hard.
I don’t masturbate because I don’t need to. My girlfriend is great at the frequent sex we have.
Is she a “big” girl?
Golden shower <- pissing on someone ….. Congrats you just said you wanted to piss on someone , how do you feel?
piece of shit not you by the way the auther
Praise on High Sister Shalavin! Brother Lonnie’s Golden Shower will be deployed yet again lest we all fall victim to mind rape! Praying at you.
Golden shower of truth?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Ummmmm golden shower means pissing on someone dumbass.
are you going to piss on her or something “Lonnie’s Golden Shower of Truth and Wisdom.” Also why does your golden wisdom have a fucking title?
I’ve NEVER laught so hard at something like the things you wrote!! Am I the only one recognising that you do it for fun?!
People read his stuff again! He’s just trolling and having a good time!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I support this person because i am simply not a deranged idiot, thinking he is sexy
I’m actually a lesbian, so I therefore am not interested in you so you don’t need to worry.
I’m actually a Homogay Converter, so I can help you make your parents proud.
My parents are already proud so I don’t need your “homogay converter” help.
Your parents probably self raped each other and then you came along 7 months later.
Or just had sex to make me like every other human being. I came along 9 months later like every other regular baby.
Well, obviously you were not a regular baby, since you have masturbated yourself lesbian.
Please, stop. This isn’t what faith is, this is simple misconception of it. You can’t pin things on religion because you don’t approve of it. This is personally insulting.
You probably raped children though
If you want to make people proud you should probably kill yourself in public 😉
What a legend
Right?
I pray that all the lotions, lubricants, and other slippery topical’s be banned. #guiltyhands
Why would my girlfriend be a “big girl”?
I just got that “big girl” vibe from you. Have you guys considered a gym membership?
I don’t need one and neither does my girlfriend.
You need to shut the fuck up if your christian even better your so called teaching are all bullshit and you can not disprove me.You know that in this world there is somthing called humanity, and humanity clings on to scraps of paper the bible for example, Christianity is no different from the religions from 5000 years ago it will disappear in the next 1000 years, and guess who won’t show up. Your god no day of judgement no afterlife just eternal oblivion treasure the silence forever.
There we go
I think it’s funny you call your self a “Cristian” and you are “holy” but here you go insulting people because you have a sick, twisted interpretation of the world. You should go kill yourself and tell us how that worked out for you.
Piece of shit, you homophobic piece of trash
Just got done raping Gods asshole…tasty!
Lies.
no it’s true. We had a group session
This page makes me so hot. Like holy shit, I wanna go thought-rape everyone now. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Omg like yeahhhhhh
Im so hot too like yeahh
This website is a gimmick. Talk about going full retard. Sheesh. This stuff is full retard in spades!!!
Did you know you’re a Fucking idiot but wait you don’t fuck you judge when by your standards the only one allowed to judge is God right? so you’re kinda blasphemizing him in judging all of us. And another thing how the hell are you a scientist?
God spoke to Lonnie Childs and told him we have full permission to
masturbators. Checkmate Athetits!
*Judge
Actually God has spoken to me, Lonnie Childs is a servant of the Devil and is leading you all down a path of evil by trying to change others, God gave us free will and he weeps when someone attempts to remove it from use. :'(
*from us
*atheists, god created the man who spellchecks, why not utilize th
at instead of thinking you’re all that and a bag of chips!
God did not create spell check for God did not create computers, that is the work of the Devil. :p
*AtheTITs. Is the correct spelling. You’re welcome.
It’s not tho lol
Actually atheists don’t believe in god therefore your so called check mate is completely wrong also even some Christans say that god can’t speak to them but can speak to the father or bishop of the church
I cant believe people are actually serious about thinking masturbation is bad xD
Is this site a joke or are u really this simple mindet?
So you came… and therefore, you’ve sinned. But behold! As life is not a joke, son. You either frowned or smiled when you came, but the output is all white lies from The Beast™ staining the fabrics of the life strings.
Did you just trademark the word “beast”?
Is this website a joke, a parody website? Please tell me it is, I’ve never read such funny stuff before, it would make a good show, John Cleese should be in it definitely.
I’m going to think of all of you while I masturbate tonight. Enjoy. ^_^
I am a GREAT masturbator (compare Dali’s masterpieces) and proud of it, just too bad I’m not a girl. But I want to be a girl so I can masturbate and experience female orgasms.
Go get a life and masturbate, then have better sex with anyone you like.
I am a slut and proud of it.
Now tell me about sin and I will eat that cunt (if you say please !)
I pray for many happy masturbations for you my friend. Just remember the biggest danger of masturbation…. is shooting in your eye. ^_^
I masturbate to hentai, so, am I raping someone when it’s only drawing ?
A good point, allow they said using toys is raping natural resources I’m willing to bet they’d find some way to say you’re raping someone or something.
same dude
That’s Idol worship it’s evil you defiling yourself to those filthy images
I saw a post about this site on ifunny. I wanted to see if it was real. I’m laughing my ass off now. XDXD
I can’t believe someone actually took the time to make this website. Why are you making up rediculos statements and acting as there is something wrong with intamacy. This is unreal, you people are so big on religion and beliefs but a re here criticizing people everywhere about what they do in the comfort of their own mind… who do you think you are? What gives you the right to do so? You are unhuman and don’t you dare give me that, “I will pray at you” bullshit pray for your own soul, you are twisted and disturbing and it… Read more »
I would like to ask everyone to pray AT Irene and then let us have a moment of silence… She apparently has been taken over by the evil spirit of BIG MASTURBATOR. Sister Irene, close thy legs, shackle thin hands, and be free. Praise!
that is a very contradictory statement, you are an idiot.
Another masturbator.. I bet your a lefty. Repent! Praise Lonnie Childs!!
I’m furiously praying for you, Irene.
Pray AT her. It is more effective.
You’re joking, right?
What if you create someone in your mind who doesn’t actually exist? It’s not rape.
Just because they don’t exist, doesn’t give you the right to rape them. People like you make me sick.
I just thought of you while masturbating, hence you are a filthy rape victim? How does it feel?Like your brain is clouded by religion and your sinfull zone is defiled? JESUS this is poor taste. See you in hell motherfuckers.
LOL this is the trolliest website ever never seen such a delusional crowd of people,when you start basing facts on the bible they immediately become lies and under bull shit.I say if your anti masturbation then your obviously all for rape. because you know why people rape other people well this is one of the leading causes,Feeling massive amount of sexual urges and have not had any moment of time to release them,This thread is cancer to society and everyone alive so let your self http://stopmasturbationnow.org/ of creating more rape victims and people in jail.Great job for fucking up.
Let me get this straight. Did you just present several arguments on why the trolliest website you have ever seen may contain inaccurate information? Great job for being a dumb ass.
I pray for anyone that follows a religious faith because after reading this website it has proven to me that religion is just a device used to brainwash children into the law and in the past few decades it has proven that children are thinking religion is more bs then ever.Religion is poison and whoever it is that made this article has been poisoned too. There is nothing wrong with masturbating over a person or porn, it might seem creepy to you but it’s not rape.Wanking or fingering yourself over people making you horny is not :forcing another person to… Read more »
THIS IS SO STUPID YOU PEOPLE ARE HYPOCRITES YOU HAVE A “pray against” BUTTON LIKE WHAT THE FUCK THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE YOU ALL HAVE CHYLAMIDIA
I masturbate every night to the thought of Jesus Christ fucking me in the asshole and yeah I’m a girl and it feels great I love Jesus and his big cock
Wow, I’m utterly amazed this isn’t a joke, the contradiction, confusion and poor grammar made me laugh but the concepts being discussed, hilarious. This is some of the best stuff I’ve ever read on the ‘internets’, Big thumbs up!!!
Are you sure it isn’t? Being so hilarious and all? Anyhow, glad you had fun Maypossiblybeanidiotafterall.
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What happens if I want to masturbate to myself?
Self-rape. Duh.
Most people in the world masturbate (95% of men; 89% of women), IT IS HEALTHY FOR YOU. It can relieve sexual tension and reduce stress. If you have high stress, that can lead to heart problems, which can kill you. Thinking about something or someone is not harmful. Rape is a physical thing, not a mental thing. How this type of pent up sexual nonsense exists eludes me. Who would put this much work into spreading lies? Oh wait, if you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people. If you really think that masturbating is a… Read more »
Your attempt to reason with others only demonstrates you masturbate 6 times a day. Try smoking, less sinful. Praise!
stop saying the truth, this anti-selfrape weirdos will cry
This is my new favorite website to jerk off to.
May i jerk off watching this page?
poop gang
Hey man, great stuff! I especially loved the part where you trivialized rape and mocked a victim of it in the comments. If there’s one thing I’ve learned spreading the good word of Kthulu the past 16 centuries, it’s that shitting on people is the best way to get them to listen. No, like actually taking a shit on their chest. It’s fucking CRAZY, and it’ll get you harder than your thick fucking skull. Quick question though: how the FUCK did you fit that 12 gauge in your ass? Was it sawed off, or did you just use a lotttt… Read more »
YES JUST FUCKING YES
Masturbation is a sin.
well so is wokrking
pzl look up what rape is rn instead of thinking what u learned from sh*t sites like this there are prob some really impressionable kids out there reading this. there is nothing wrong with masturbation and its healthy.
this looks like an autism convention with the deacon declaring his emasturbation coclamation with negative iq i bet u would fuck gods asshole cuz its so holy then say to the angels “come look god so holy he pourin white blood out his asshole for us to drink we finna do it every week!” bet u masturbate in church to that little kid ur gonna rape again afterwards i bet u call ur wife a whore if she consents to let ur 2 cm of cock get in that fish smelling va-gg.
boutta masturbate now c ya
Lol number 3 says u might as well be Ted Bundy?!?!?!?! Hahahahaha!!!!! How is watching porn being like a serial killer?!?!? Fuck u guys are dumb. Nikita u should put that 12 gauge shotgun back in your asshole and pull the trigger.
she better put some dp 12 up their asshole with incendiary bullets charged in it
this whole website is meme material tbh. self rape is the most ridiculous thing i’ve ever heard. you christians like to be ignorant about every fucking thing, sexist little asses. you can’t rape a person “astrologically”, that shit doesn’t even exist. masturbation is normal and healthy and has plenty of health benefits. i just love how atheists and even satanists know the bible better than those who practice christianity, hence why they left christianity in the first place. masturbation is not a sin. being gay is not a sin. it’s written in the original verison of the bible before it… Read more »
GUYS THIS IS SATIRE JC
the dumbass that owns this website thinks that black people come from satan how can you say that bs straight here
im going to beat my dick to this article
Wtf is this bullshit haha
so jesus aproves that this is bullshit, epic
so apparently we rape ourselves? And forcing our ideology on our children is okay? Realistically religions are a ridiculous cult designed to milk money from their followers. Who are you to have the authority to tell me what to do?
Amen brother!
Fuck
Is this bloody idiot keen on what “rape” means? Nikita are you mentally stable? If you are alive answer this you BLOODY IDIOT!
Ok, I’m laughing at this so hard. Gonna go and rape some carrot LMAO
I told you to “don’t kill your mate” no “don’t masturbate”
what the frick lmao
I am the greatest rapist on this planet.