The following is the story Grandpa Shalavin told me about the dangers of marijuana when I was a little kid.
2,000 years ago when Jesus first discovered America, 3 masturbators were walking through the forest. Suddenly a big shadow passes over their heads and a big dragon lands in front of them.
“Each one of you better give me something I like”, – says the dragon – “or I will bite your heads off”.
The first masturbator hands the dragon a cigarette. Dragon takes a puff, starts coughing, gets mad, and bites the masturbators head off.
The second masturbator hands dragon a bottle of vodka. Dragon takes a sip, starts coughing, spits it out, and bites the masturbators head off.
The third masturbator hands the dragon a pot bong. Dragon injects the pot, starts smiling, and touching himself. “Yes,”- says the dragon – “this I like!” And lets the masturbator go.
As the masturbator is running home, a big shadow passes over his head, and the dragon lands in front of him. “Sorry man, I got the munchies” – said the dragon, and bit the masturbators head off.
-Nikita Shalavin, homogay conversion therapist and high deacon at Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts (B.L.U.F.F.)
Pot does not kill. Name one instance of a marijuana overdose?
Jake, if you would stop injecting so much pot-weed you would be able to understand the dangers.
Did you not read the article Jake? Are you calling grandpa Shalavin a liar?!!
Yes. And I’m calling you Guys liars and/or fucking dumbfucks Bc you do not inject weed. And it does not kill you. But please. Tell me when someone has died from OD on weed?
So I’m a fucking dumbfuck Bc I do not inject weed? No Jake. You’re the dumbfuck. Why don’t you tell me when someone has injected enough weed to kills themselves, and didn’t die?
YOU DO NOT INJECT WEED. I DONT INJECT WEED. NOBODY INJECTS WEED. WEED IS NOT INJECTED.
Man you’re a special kind of retarded aren’t you Jake? Weeds are drugs! Drugs are injected! What do you do with your weed? Eat it? Laughing out loud!
are you HIGH you fucking smoke it dipshit
I think you ‘injected’ too much weed. You need to smoke the stuff.
Okay, so, when you say inject.. You mean put into a syringe And shot into the body? Bc you can totally do that with a plant. It’s called smoking, eating, and vaporizing it. laughing out loud
MORAL: POT, WEED, MARIJUANA, OR WHATEVER YOU BASTARDS CALL IT, IS NOT INJECTED.
You’re either in denial, or too ashamed to admit it. Drug addicts use needles to inject their pot bongs. I was young too you know.
Drugs such as LSD or Magic Mushrooms are dissolved on the tongue/eaten, Pot and Marijuana are smoked, cocaine is snorted through the nose, and HEROIN is injected. If you’re going to write an article, please fucking do it correctly!
You know Advil is a drug, pills are drugs, cigars are drugs.
Listen bro, I don’t even use the shit. But I’ve watched cheech & chong and I am educated enough to know that you do not use a needle for pot. I suppose you believe cocaine is injected too?
But you can inject cocaine my frient
Actually numbnuts, that’s EXACTLY what’s hat
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Oh, you don’t think anyone has ever died of marijuana overdose? Here’s your “one instance.” Marijuana – Not even ONCE.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-dorset-25968093
Okay okay okay sure maybe have me beat in that instance but weed is so uncommon to kill someone. And to link that to masturbation being evil is ridiculous. You guys are so abnormal. Question: if I scratch my balls because they itch am I going to hell?
Praying AT you!(:
Answer: Yes
Y’all are fuckin rediculous 8==D
Enjoy triple-hell!
Hoping you enjoy the 420th circle of hell! 🙂
Thanks for sharing your submarine drawing.
You are such a cunt.
Nice photo stealing from someone with talent with photo shop.
I know people that smoke weed aka marijuana and no bad things have happened to their Heath and I do not smoke since I’m only 15 but I’m still smarter than you people.
Typically, pot weed injectors are always in denial. Seeing as you’re only 15 months old, your opinion counts for nothing.
Bad things happened to Heath Ledger and he probably smoked weed.
22 years old today, hope you’re keeping it lit fam 🔥
Ahhh automatic 32 dislikes. Mmmm nice nice no other opinions than yours guys right?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/13/alcohol-pot-use_n_3914511.html
That is all.
this is just hillarious hahaha lmfao here you guys shoud all go for a Career as stand up comedians couse you have Great Material hahahahahaha
Lol this is fucked up
Wait how did this convo happen 6 years ago when this article was listed LAST WEAK??! I’m going to loosen my ouch pouch and call the internet police. #ACABEIP
Have you been injecting pot bongs too? Masturbator detected, praying for you
I inject sour diesel in my cock daily 😐
When Jesus discovered America?!? Hahahaha at first I thought this was serious. Good one guys.
Lovin the 2000 year old cigarettes and Vodka too. And the bit where Jesus clearly doesn’t have a problem with masturbators
You’re writing is beautiful. It has inspired me to simultaneously rip my bong and tug my dick to your profile picture.
There is no way possible u guys aren’t internet trolls. NOBODY can be this dam stupid. I can’t believe that I have to clarify this but u CANNOT inject marijuana. U can only inject meth, heroin, cocaine, and alcohol. And most important u cannot for from marijuana. This HAS to be a joke.
Trust me bro, you can inject alot more than that. Weed fuck no you cant but ketamine, mdma, and hundreds of others
Dragons find masturbators crunchy and particularly tasty dipped in ketchup! Known fact! Keep your hands away from where your swimsuit covers you and dragons think you taste bad. Safety first!
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Heil !!!
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Lol. Wtf is this shit. Massive troll?
forget weed lets talk about crack, you see i smoked so much crack in the 80s the called me thomas the crack engine doctors said that if i survive this addiction my brain would never be the same that i would be some vegetable in a wheelchair, you see i went through it all and i am smart enough to end up on a site where smart people who are definately not sexually frustrated genital gestapos tell the truth about this confusing ever changing world
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Picked up my bong this morning and decided to take a couple hits while reading this weird ass site. I think I’m gonna eat an edible and jerk off to a Jesus cosplayer getting pegged in the asshole
giga chad. a true Canadian
So, just when did Jesus discover America? He never left the Middle East. He died 1,500 years before the Americas were discovered by non-natives. And 1,800 years before the country was founded.