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The Top 5 Things You Need To Tell Your Child About Masturbation

-Safford, AZ

Masturbation is a terrible disease and a depraved, sinful act. The below are critical “tips” for parents of any age. As we know, children may begin to explore their sin zones and masturbating at any age- watch them. Watch them closely. You never know when Satan enters your household and whenever a child masturbates, they do it under the influence of the dark lord- it is not a natural, godly act. In these moments, Lucifer himself is using your child’s hand on him or her self. Masturbation is wrong at any age, but if we teach this to our children early then the chances of them committing this sin later in life are less. Sexual urges should be taken care of with a loving partner, or if that isn’t possible, an escort. The bern escorts are very popular for those who don’t have a partner to sleep with.

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The 5 points below have been submitted to the American Psychological Association (APA) for inclusion in all child anti-masturbation education. Please read them immediately to your children:

  1. Masturbation is a top ten cause of disease. Studies have demonstrated that it causes cancer, the AIDs, and even forms of paralysis
  1. Masturbation is an act of incest. When you masturbate, you are having sex with your own self, your own family and flesh and blood. This is sinful and wrong.
  1. Your body is not your playground. Raping it and forcing it to orgasm is an act of violence that leads to other violence. Many studies demonstrate that self-rape leads to other, serious crime.
  1. Masturbation is an act of Homosexuality, as you are having sex with yourself, a member of your own gender.
  1. Masturbation is a sin. Lonnie Childs has taught us that the Lord does not want us to masturbate and will know if we do. We must abstain and only have procreational relations with our same-race wives.

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Masturbation is no joke. Parents, talk to your children about masturbation and educate them about the dangers of this sinful and demoralizing practice.

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Liam McKey
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To elaborate on point 2: masturbation is the worst form of incest. Having sex with a relative is bad because you have similar DNA; however, having sex with yourself means having sex with someone who has the exact same DNA.

Darkblitzfrenzy
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Darkblitzfrenzy

So you’re saying that I can detach my own dick from my own body and have anal intercourse with myself? I had no bloody idea that was possible.

Laura Schmitt
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Laura Schmitt

*AHEM* clearly you need some clarification on how sex and DNA work. I’m Laura Schmitt and i major in Biological Science . Humans are SEXUALLY reproductive. Meaning sex cells are created by mitosis, rather than ASEXUAL reproduction which never changes the amount of chromosomes. When human sex cells are created only HALF of the chromosomes out of the original 12 are copied over unto centrosomes, thus when they meet female sex cells (also with 6 chromosomes) they combine to create a FETUS. This is the Ultimate goal of sex. It is biologically IMPOSSIBLE to achieve the ultimate goal of sexual… Read more »

Tom
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Tom

Hunny, we have 46 chromosomes.

Delete this website
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Delete this website

The logic still applies.

godlovesporn
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godlovesporn

Do you even know who is on that picture of yours? Lemmy,the motherfucking ROCK N ROLL legend of the band MOTORHEAD,HE’S FUCKED more girls than the pope fucked little boys,and he also jerks off i presume and loves to drink smoke and do cocaine,ROCK N ROLL

callum
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callum

you lot are full off it, racist, disgusting pigs who make a ridicule out of your self, nothing wrong with masterbation it is scientifically proven to have extreme benefits towards your health and your stress levels, if you chose not to do it, fair enough but to tell children it is wrong is a controlling, power hungry way to approach the situation. Free world, do as we please for a bettter quality of life for ourselves!! makes me sick to my stomach.

Billybob
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Billybob

You are very naive

Delete this website
Guest
Delete this website

You are very stupid

Jake Fong
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Jake Fong

I am against masturbation, but this is rediculous! What does DNA or consent have to do with the basic reason to not masturbate? Don’t you know its wrong because your body starts craving more production of reproductive chemicals as it emits them wastefully?
Are you just ignoring the fact that “drives” get perverted as masturbation increases?
Wake up, and talk sensible! Your own DNA and self rape etc. is stretching for logic. Come on, Liam, you must be smarter than that, and I respect the fact that you quit, I hope.
Jay Norman

dave d
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dave d

Dude you got punked. This website is designed specifically to mock people like you. Congratulations. smh

@ThatMetalKid14
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this site is full of dumbasses

ASmith337
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I cannot stop laughing
whilst masturbating, of course

boi this site sucks
Guest
boi this site sucks

keep it up my man

meh
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meh

DNA is science, science is against god. You just admitted you hate god!

Ashley
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Ashley

God created our world and everything in it. So therefore god also created science, which is ultimatly the bases of creation. So to say that satan created science is completly wrong!!!!! Read a book!!!!

Hannah Dyson
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Hannah Dyson

I do not hate any deity but I belive scince is superior in this topic show me one verse of scripture that say masturbation is a sin.

Respect others :)
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Respect others :)

While i respect your beliefs, it’s important to keep in mind that not everyone around you may believe in god, and not everyone has the same beliefs as you. Okay then, carry on 🙂

TheRev Leroy Jenkins
Member

The only thing I need to know about child masturbation is that it is a SIN. That is why I encourage all masturbaters to the of the children when they masturbate.
God Bless,
TheRev

Darkblitzfrenzy
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Darkblitzfrenzy

Why would I think of children when I’m masturbating? That is something that only a sick and perverted pedophile would do.

Liam McKey
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Children are innocent. Thinking of them and there innocence will cause the Masturbator to feel shame.

mike austin
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mike austin

Or Catholic,olp! never mind

Blythe
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Blythe

‘The AIDS’? Show me a single study that says masturbation causes AIDS. Lol. It’s religion or science here folks, you can’t make up facts just because the real ones dont line up to your message.

steve
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steve

I thought this site was a fraud, like some trolls wet dream. But alas, its a real site. Thanks duncan 🙂 I am laughing…. because thats all I can really do. Self rape …. hahahahahaha … hahahahahaha. .. I can’t believe you people ahaahahahahana

Mitch
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Mitch

Are you sure? Pretty sure it’s a massive troll. Hilarious anyway, thanks for the laugh

Bishop Smith
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Bishop Smith

Steve, I pray AT you.

Blythe
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Blythe

It causes the bad AIDS? I’m sorry I didnt know there was more than one kind. Do you understand how HIV/AIDS works? Doesn’t sound like it. Jeez next you’ll try to tell me women get pregnant by wishing reeeeally hard and stubbing my toe is assault on myself haha

Liam McKey
Guest

There are two types of AIDS. The bad AIDS will kill you. The good AIDS, like what Magic Johnson has, are harmless.

Blythe
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Blythe

No, there is HIV which progressed to AIDS over time. And most people don’t die of the disease itself, but rather a complication or infection that is fatal only because of the weakened immune system. And Magic Johnson is a celebrity. He can pay for enough antivirals and treatments to live to 100. His HIV isn’t ‘better’ than anyone elses.

ridiculous
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ridiculous

So you saying the virus is dormant on my hand…. yes AIDS is a virus, and every time I rub one off it gets transmitted through my genitals………….baaaa haha hahaha you joking right? Can you post the references, just so I can get my head around with what you are trying to say and share it at the AIDS convention in Melbourne, they’ll be interested in this or it would make a good comic sketch.

Jake Fong
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Jake Fong

Good aids? Are you serious? Majic Johnson has good aids? Really? Is that why he said to “put a cap on your johnson” when you commit adultery and fornication? So you can go on The Tonight Show and admit you have “good” aids? Hello?

Blythe
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Blythe

Also, you expect us to believe that an organization with only 280 likes on Facebook and no real website to speak of can afford a multi-million dollar study on anything? PLEASE.

Kari
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Kari

This site has to be a joke. A little self love is actually healthy for humans. Many species have been known to have similar practices. I just cant believe this website is real. I don’t think it is. Maybe I dont want to believe people can be this dumb.

Liam McKey
Guest

One thing that was left out of this article, which we must teach our children, is to report all people (children and adults) who the child suspects of masturbation.

Noxoulilidoudadidadadou
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Noxoulilidoudadidadadou

Like you want your children to become some special dick agent ? Seriously leave the kids alone with this ! 0_o I’m sure you will also want the NSA to use webcam and find the cock-sinners. X)

John Colt
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John Colt

That is a very good idea, but, unfortunately, illegal in most countries. If we did not have that pro-homo nigger as our president, maybe we might have made some progress into stopping children and adults alike from self-juicing.

Jim Nanne
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Jim Nanne

hahahaha every part of this website is the most fucked thing i have ever seen. let me guess, southern bible belt racist piece of shit americans? ya that sounds about right. Liam Mckey, go kill yourself man you are the worst type of person this world has and will ever see u racist, bigot, homophobic less than human waste of life. God isn’t real if you haven’t noticed and this garbage smut you procure from the less than 95 IQ brain that you most definitely encapsulate in that head of yours… o man, i pity your kind. btw read a… Read more »

Jim Nanne
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Jim Nanne

btw, i just jerked off to some big titted blondes licking each others pussy’s and it was great 😉

Jim Nanne
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Jim Nanne

sorry each others pussy* that was grammatically incorrect, my bad

Jim Nanne
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Jim Nanne

o shit i just read leonards point about how masturbation causes the “bad AIDS” hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha excuse me. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wow there’s stupid liars and then there’s you. There’s one type of AIDS you fucking retard and it kills. Magic Johnson doesn’t have “good AIDS” he has money you dumbass and the advanced form of faithfacts? as opposed to science which has a little thing i like to called evidence, you know real facts, not some stupid fucking made up word wow ignorance must be bliss Liam and Leonard, hmmmm that sounds like a good couples name, u guys should hook up… Read more »

Confused
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Confused

Hey, you told Blythe that “The Foundation for a Better Tomorrow has done extensive research on the dangers of masturbation, and there is a more advanced form of fact called “FaithFacts”. Now, I am not attacking you, I really just want to understand, seriously. If we accept that a fact by definition is 100% true, are you implying that you can add objective truth to a statement by having a strong enough belief? Doesn’t rape imply that non-consensual sexual acts, while jerking off is typically a self-administered act? Does the APA have anti-masturbatory literature, and where do I find their… Read more »

The chronic masturbator
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The chronic masturbator

FaithFacts is like carfax

Jim Nanne
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Jim Nanne

ok leonard, first, masturbation is not a sin, where in the bible (and yes, i’ve read the bible) does it specifically say that masturbation is a sin? if you’re following your beloved ten commandments then i’m pretty sure, nay, positive that it does not. Btw “confused” there is no APA literature on anti-masturbation, these two assholes you read before you are lying pathetic people that are afraid of their own NATURAL human desires. an orgasm is a pleasure filled beautiful feeling that (if there is a god) wouldn’t give us this elated sensation if he/she didn’t want us to enjoy… Read more »

Maggie
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Maggie

I love to self rape myself. I try to do it at least once a day (:

Jim Nanne
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Jim Nanne

cheers Maggie!!!!

Ludovic
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Ludovic

There are so many things wrong with this article. Honestly, have you made ANY research about masturbation before writing this joke for an article? 1.Masturbation is a top ten cause of disease. Studies have demonstrated that it causes cancer, the AIDs, and even forms of paralysis No. Masurbation does NOT cause ANY of these diseases. How would it cause “the AIDS”? How would it cause cancer? And paralysis??? What is wrong with you? It’s one thing to be against masturbation and another to just outright LIE about it. I’d like to know where you get these evidences from. The myth… Read more »

Blythe
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Blythe

There is not a single verse in the bible defaming or condemning masturbation. Beat that.

Jim Nanne
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Jim Nanne

btw dolphins do it, so get the fuck over thinking it’s just a human act ya dumb cunts. THAT’S fuckin “sLIEnce” you dumb fuck, Leonard

Bono Reznor
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Bono Reznor

Don’t let all of these masturhaters get you down, Dr. Chimball. Masturbation Disease Denial (MDD syndrome) can sometimes be the first psychological change that happens to a masturhater in their long path to salvation. Praise on high, brother!

Jim Nanne
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Jim Nanne

holy fuck the fact that u guys try to blend scientific terms with religion is appalling. there is no actual acronym for MDD that is made up by, i’m sorry, laugh out fucking loud, “Bono Reznor”. why do all of u try to make up things that aren’t actually real? it’s pathetic and juvenile, and it actually makes me laugh. as a university and masters graduate its just humorous that u try so hard to believe in something that just isn’t true. no it’s just sad 🙁

augustweisz
Admin

you suck

Bono Reznor
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Bono Reznor

Thanks for your random masturhate Jim Nanny. When Lonnie comes around and collects all of the chosen ones after the great reckoning, your “SciLIEnce” degrees will mean nothing to Him. At least I take comfort knowing that while I must suffer your intolerance to my beliefs while here on Earth, that Lonnie would never select you for the eternal masturbation free paradise that awaits all of us doing His work down here.

Also, *you. Several times.

I’d imagine someone claiming to be so educated would be able to spell the word “you” correctly.

Jacey
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Jacey

If you are going to correct him for using the vowel “u” instead of spelling the word, you might want to correct who your are addressing. His name is Jim Nanne. Not, Jim Nanny. Furthermore, I see plenty of flaws in both of your comments. Do not try to correct someone else, if your own imperfections in typing are showing. It does not make you stupid, but I do find it rather amusing that the two of your were arguing over grammar and spelling when you both were making mistakes.

Jacey
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Jacey

See, even I made mistakes, but at least I correct it. *you are not your are

Person26
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Person26

Who the fuck is Lonnie? I wouldnt go with him anywhere, my parents always taught me never to follow strangers… and “Eternal masturbation free Paradise” No Fucking Thank You…

Sir Barnaby Reznor
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Sir Barnaby Reznor

Do you have a problem with my son? It sounds like you have a problem with my son.

Jesus of California
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Jesus of California

Okay. You are a university and masters graduate that is unable to figure out he is being trolled? Also, it’s “you” not u.

augustweisz
Admin

The number one thing parents need to teach their kids about masturbation is that it is wrong!

Person26
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Person26

No, what parents need to teach their children is that masturbation is NOT wrong but it is also healthy according to a large number of pediatricians. Also, you are an idiot and fake.

Jim Nanne
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Jim Nanne

no i know how to write you, i just like to see if you brain dead dumb fucks notice my grammatical incorrections.ahahahahaha keep up the good work 😉

Bono Reznor
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Bono Reznor

I almost didn’t notice this comment since you failed to respond within the thread. Bravo, Netsite Navigator.

Truffle
Member

I have no offspring of my own due to Foetal Masturbation Syndrome, so I have to think of other folks children to prevent myself from self-rape.

Praise!

Person26
Guest
Person26

No, you have no offspring of your own because you molest children in the church… Also, that made up disease does not exist and neither do you

Truffle
Member

You’re very confused, heathen. That’s the first sign of masturbation palsy #FaithFact

Hannah Dyson
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Hannah Dyson

You can’t go and tell people that there wrong when according to your picture you are a cat and your name is Truffle

Jim Nanne
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Jim Nanne

thanks bono reznor, u did’nt even spell my name right. my actual last name is Nanne lol when will “Lonnie” come around and deliver me from evil???? lol also saying “u” is shorthand, at least u inbred, whitetrash, racist, bigot, biblefucking “humans” realize that.. don’t try to knock me on my grammar.

actually ya try to cuz thats all ya gots 😉

Lonnie Childs
Admin

Please come and visit our campus in Safford, AZ. I will personally fill your sin holes with the love of Christ! Praise!

Phil McRutch
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Phil McRutch

It doesn’t matter how many sLIEnce degrees a self rapist has, the only truth are FaithFacts from our leader Lonnie. Mr. Nanny shows us that he spends too much time self-raping and has never learned respect for other human beings showing his true foulmouthed nature towards his fellow men, especially if they don’t partake in self-incenstious rape. I pray at him that he will only get the good aids. Praise!

Person26
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Person26

“Fill your sin holes with the love of Christ”? Dear god, do you have any idea how sexual and perverted that sounded? You are no prophet, you are a pedophilic individual that needs to be avoided…

Your god isn't real
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Your god isn't real

You people who post these articles are 1 of 2 things either you are literally mentally retarded or you are the most successful internet trolls of knowing how to get a rise out of people I’m not quite sure because everything you say is just extremely comical I don’t even know if it could be real just like how your religion isn’t real it’s all just one big made up story all hail ancient aliens!

saintmichael21
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saintmichael21

This is why I like stupid people, they know how to make you laugh because of how stupid they really are.

Lonnie Childs
Admin

Agreed, even though most of the masturbators are ignorant and foolish, sometimes it’s fun to laugh out loud online at their stupidity!

Seriously?
Guest
Seriously?

You are one of two things.

1. The best troll on the Internet. Hats off to you, then.
2. The biggest lunatic this planet has ever seen

Is this real life?
Guest
Is this real life?

I love having some five finger fuck fests with myself.

Brandon
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Brandon

It is hilarious how you people think you’re doing so much good in the world, when in reality your hatred and abuse towards those around you is the pure evil that you’re bigoted enough to thing you’re overruling. Not to mention your “facts” are disturbingly moronic. Do you really think your “all loving God” has this much hate? I pity you.

Liam McKey
Guest

Park your lies! We do not abuse ourselves, let alone other people. Fact is, masturbation is not only a form of rape, but it encourages the other sorts of rape that even masturbators fear. This includes: violent rape, gang rape, homogay rape, date rape, financial rape, and rape-cod.

Meow
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Meow

I masturbate while Jesus holds my hand … And I like it

Netty
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Netty

Can I join? Let’s sing, dance around a campfire, and have a masterbating party 😉

mike austin
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mike austin

That’s the Boy Scouts

CR Williams (@CRWilliams00)
Guest

What’s all the hoopla about? This page is obviously a joke. “Self Rape”? And AIDS from masturbation? Just how is it that someone is going to contract AIDS as a direct result of Masturbation? This site is clearly a hoax and the people who think this site is serious are very naïve.

Phil McRutch
Guest
Phil McRutch

I’m glad that your innocence and naivety does not allow you to see the true danger that self-incest represents to our society. Keeping a child from touching his or her bad parts is of utmost importance for a healthy child development.
Check your FaithFacts, I know a lot of people are visiting this site for laughs, but that is only because their mind is clouded by the diseases described in Lonnie’s scriptures. Use those hands to pray! Hallelujer!

Person26
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Person26

May i remind you that you were born because your mother was penetrated in those bad parts… What exactly does it make a “bad part”? It gives nothing but pleasure so its a good part. Also FaithFacts are nothing but huge stupid lies with absolutelly no physical evidence to back them up, making you and all other idiots who think touching yourself is a bad thing… A really bad thing is trying to convince other people of your stupidity. Also, im a Christian and i believe in God… and i know that God does not use people to prevent masturbation…… Read more »

The truth
Guest

Just read this article which is based on actual true fact http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-info/sexuality/masturbation

Person26
Guest
Person26

You just burned yourself… here is something taken from that website’s front page: Masturbation is commonly defined as touching one’s own body, including sex organs, for sexual pleasure. Masturbation is a common and safe kind of sex play. Masturbation has many health benefits. For many of us, masturbation is a taboo topic. There are many harmful myths about masturbation that may cause us to feel uncomfortable about it. These myths can cause guilt, shame, and fear. Let’s get the facts straight. Masturbation is a natural and common activity for both women and men. – See more at: http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-info/sexuality/masturbation#sthash.lvaC0UVh.dpuf Not only… Read more »

Person26
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Person26

People may start masturbating at any time in their lives. Many children begin masturbating as they grow and explore their changing bodies. They often discover early that it feels good to touch their genitals. Children usually begin masturbating long before puberty. Young children do not have sexual fantasies while masturbating, but during adolescence it becomes much more sexual. It’s important for children to learn that masturbating is normal, is not harmful, and will not hurt their bodies. They should also know to seek privacy when masturbating. If you have children, reading about how to talk with your children about sex… Read more »

Somebody
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Somebody

There are no health risks with masturbation. Sometimes Masturbation can cause skin irritation but wearing shoes also can cause skin irritation and people still wear shoes

a friend
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a friend

Lord I prey for the people who run this website and the people they preaching to and the poor children who have to be miss informed! They don’t know what they do! I prey with all my heart that after seeing this preyer that they will pick up an encyclopedia and study the facts of aids and masturbation! Lord I also prey that they realise the only sin here is their preaching! On a personal note, you guys should look outside your cult and look how other people in the world teach about god, also masturbation is something we all… Read more »

Billybob
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Billybob

You are naive

J P
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J P

Come on, no one getting here that this a PARODY? Well done the people at Brother Lonnie’s university of faith facts aka “B.L.U.F.F . You get it now? What is interesting though is to see the reaction of people like Jim Nanne who because he is so sure to be on the side of the good guys, the reason guys, the science guys, answers with a first message full of hate, aggression, racism (anti-Americanism at least…) violence etc… But finishes his message with “Peace” because ya know, he’s cool. My first (and second and third ) reaction was like wtf,… Read more »

Tyler
Guest
Tyler

I am openly gay man does that mean I’m going to aids oh no you site is a joke and watching you sit there and defend your stuff is funny I thought aids was through sex and I’m having sec with “myself” and I don’t have aids then oh would I get it through the air I mean you guys don’t make any sence and you think your kids aren’t going to masterbate they will see something when they are 12 and be like boing and then do there own thing it’s perfectly natural and great for them to release… Read more »

cain
Guest
cain

I wil let my father visite you because the bible say that you may not lie!! Liers are sinners, so actually you bought yourselfes a one way ticket to hel… We welcome you….

yours cain

David Boylan
Guest
David Boylan

Please! Stop! Just stop all of you! I can’t stop laughing! My chest hurts so bad from laughing! I found this site by accident and I’ve been on it for over an hour now. Every time you “masturbate” or “self-raping kid” I just lose it! I can’t stop the laughing! HELP!!!!

Pieter de Jong
Guest
Pieter de Jong

i mastribated onze but it was on aksident wil i go to saten now iam scared cuz it was not my intention can i be saved? srry for bad english i am dutsh

bb
Guest
bb

Okay. I’m not going to come at an angle of hate here because that’s pointless. But I have a few questions. Where in the bible does it say masturbation is a sin? How can aids be caused by masturbation when it is a viral disease? And don’t you think this is going to cause conflict and distress to children who want to explore themselves in a completely normal way? There is no definite proof that masturbation causes cancer or turns people into criminals as there are so many other influential factors, a cause and effect relationship cannot be proven.

Deejay
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Deejay

Looool surely this shit is a joke ? “Your body is not your playground. Raping it and forcing it to orgasm is an act of violence that leads to other violence. Many studies demonstrate that self-rape leads to other, serious crime.” This is so funny it actually has to be a joke , I feel stupid for even thinking that people could actually believe in this stuff. And you claim it causes aids? Lol so you can contract a deadly sexually transmitted disease by masturbating? But surely following that logic you would need to have aids in the first place… Read more »

Ashlyn
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Ashlyn

Oh my fucking god, I am seriously crying while laughing at how idiotic you people are. I can’t wait to share this with my other atheist/agnostic/non-crazy christian friends. Hahah.

brokebackjesus
Guest
brokebackjesus

Do you know, Adam was a transgender when I created “shim”, he didnt have the adam’s apple. I artificially put it into “shim”

Nucky Goldberg
Guest
Nucky Goldberg

This is a joke site, correct? You cannot be serious. This is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. You guys should write for Family Guy. Keep up the good work. Viva la masturbation.

Christy Jan
Guest
Christy Jan

As a devout Christian, I would like to apologize to everyone who read this and come to despise religion for it. Religion is a beautiful thing and brings hope, love and care with it. However, much like all the other religions (of your choosing, if our lord would come to us in this modern age I am sure that he would love all regardless of their choosing. The lord accepts everyone, he makes no difference in the end) we all have the bad apples in them. Most Christians are modern (like me) so please don’t judge us by the moronic… Read more »

WillwestWest
Guest

May God forgive the creators of this diabolic website.

Lucie
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Lucie

This is disgusting. Telling children lies in order to stop them doing something that is natural is wrong. Masturbation in men helps to prevent prostate cancer – http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm Therefore, by asking people to stop masturbating, you are actually raising their risk of cancer. There is no link between masturbation and HIV (what you refer to as good AIDS – dear Lord above please educate these total imbeciles) or AIDs. I won’t even start on how wrong you are that masturbation is incest or how it makes you homosexual – a homosexual is someone who loves a member of the same… Read more »

I fucking hate this bitch ass cunt organization
Guest
I fucking hate this bitch ass cunt organization

What the actual fuck is this shit?

Bones
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Bones

I homestly did not know you christians would go this far, but I was wrong. This has to be one of the funniest websites I’ve been to.

Dave D
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Dave D

Really? I believe the joke is on you my friend, if you think this site is real. This page is obviously a parody of right-wing Christian faith based organizations. And it’s freaking hilarious. “Faithfacts” lol