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83 Signs Your Underage Daughter is a Harlot

83 Signs Your Underage Daughter is a Harlot

[Special thanks to Larry Thomas for his contribution to this sacred undertaking] Ever wondered if your daughter was a harlot? There are obvious signs, like if she watches some of the hot videos on watchmygirlfriend regularly. But now you can know for sure! According to recently updated BDSM-5 (Biblical Diagnostics […]

by — January 5, 2016 — 12 comments — Celebrity, Clickbait, Etiquette, Family Values, Lifestyle, Morals, Pornographics, Purity Pledge, Self-Rape Prevention, Spot a Masturbator
9/11 Was an Inside Handjob

9/11 Was an Inside Handjob

  Today, we mark the 13th anniversary of the September 11, 2001 attacks which brought this nation to its knees (homogays were already there, of course). Like the Kennedy Assassination, we all remember where we were the moment we heard the news. Most of us were in the middle of […]

by — September 11, 2014 — 17 comments — Big Masturbation, Celebrity, Faith Fact Series, Foreigners, History, Politics, Science, Spot a Masturbator, Uncategorized
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