While a water spout is often weaker than most of its land counterparts, stronger versions spawned by bodies of water with high semen content do occur. Waterspouts do not suck up water. The water seen in the main funnel cloud is actually semen droplets formed by the chemical reaction of spilled seed in the warmed water (see right funnel cloud.) While many waterspouts form in the tropics, other areas also report waterspouts, including Europe, New Zealand, the Great Lakes, and other areas where there is a high occurrence of masturbation*.
It is no surprise that there is a correlation between the instances of damaging higher category water spouts and an increase in hand release among Americans. The Lord has most certainly seen to that.
All this is proof that God smites flesh sinners. The SMN Ministry urges those who masturbate to repent and sin no more.
*-source: B.L.U.F.F. FaithFacts™
I masturbate to this website
Oh hey, me too
I must report this disgusting troll statement. It adds nothing in terms of substance or educational value.
Same.
WHoever wrote this is batshit crazy. I’m going to go rapture all over myself thinking about it
This website is a big fucking joke
Ezekiel, if that is in fact your real name, if you ever actually read about the rapture in your holy bible, you’d realize that you could never possibly rapture over yourself. You would have discovered what an embarrassing and nonsensical statement it was and never have posted it.
Wtf, I’ll masturbate rn out of spite. Spite fucking myself
I am masturbating right now while I have a cucumber shoved up my bum….
Jacknoff Anal, you appear to be a troll of some sort posting rude comments of this sort. I request that you please go away and stop trolling this website.
Masturbation is sex with someone I love. In my experience, “faith facts”, are simply made up BS to control people. A lot of y’all need some serotonin. A natural and important chemical in the brain that boosts your mood. Get a better mood my friend! Join us! 🤣
That trollish response is pulled right out of the Big Masturbation playbook and is worthy of ridicule.
“*-source: B.L.U.F.F. FaithFacts™”
facts my ass
“I am smart” is that the extent of your thoughtful response?
So true, the person behind this theory has to be a real mastermind. This should win a Nobel prize.