While a water spout is often weaker than most of its land counterparts, stronger versions spawned by bodies of water with high semen content do occur. Waterspouts do not suck up water. The water seen in the main funnel cloud is actually semen droplets formed by the chemical reaction of spilled seed in the warmed water (see right funnel cloud.) While many waterspouts form in the tropics, other areas also report waterspouts, including Europe, New Zealand, the Great Lakes, and other areas where there is a high occurrence of masturbation*.
It is no surprise that there is a correlation between the instances of damaging higher category water spouts and an increase in hand release among Americans. The Lord has most certainly seen to that.
All this is proof that God smites flesh sinners. The SMN Ministry urges those who masturbate to repent and sin no more.
*-source: B.L.U.F.F. FaithFacts™
I masturbate to this website
Oh hey, me too
I must report this disgusting troll statement. It adds nothing in terms of substance or educational value.
Your article adds nothing in terms of substance or educational value either
Cheers brother. I’ll fap to that.
Neither does your bullshit article.
Can you help me masturbate Cassidy?
Hey, that’s what I thought about this article too!
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sir on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off
I am masturbating in semen reading this comment
Same.
Hell yeah
WHoever wrote this is batshit crazy. I’m going to go rapture all over myself thinking about it
This website is a big fucking joke
Ezekiel, if that is in fact your real name, if you ever actually read about the rapture in your holy bible, you’d realize that you could never possibly rapture over yourself. You would have discovered what an embarrassing and nonsensical statement it was and never have posted it.
Cassidy, it’s your brother here. Can you wank me off?
Don’t worry bro, I got you.
Nobody fuckin cares mate
It’s satire and this comment section is making me lose braincells. These people are joking!!
Wtf, I’ll masturbate rn out of spite. Spite fucking myself
I am masturbating right now while I have a cucumber shoved up my bum….
Jacknoff Anal, you appear to be a troll of some sort posting rude comments of this sort. I request that you please go away and stop trolling this website.
nah man we’re not gonna stop
Fuck off satanist faggot furfag
lmao 3 dislikes already fucking liberal snowflakes cry about it
Nah i’m not either of those terms, i just put those two to piss these catholics off more lmfao
They are Lonniechildsians, not Catholics.
I request that you please go get some bitches
Dear Cassidy Pen, we know the site is satire. If it isn’t, please seek professional help. I know you do not think semen causes water sprouts.
Masturbation is sex with someone I love. In my experience, “faith facts”, are simply made up BS to control people. A lot of y’all need some serotonin. A natural and important chemical in the brain that boosts your mood. Get a better mood my friend! Join us! 🤣
That trollish response is pulled right out of the Big Masturbation playbook and is worthy of ridicule.
“Big Masturbation Playbook”
Never laughed so god damn hard in my fucking life, y’all are so hilariously stubborn
“*-source: B.L.U.F.F. FaithFacts™”
facts my ass
“I am smart” is that the extent of your thoughtful response?
So true, the person behind this theory has to be a real mastermind. This should win a Nobel prize.
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is this a meme or is this real
Meme
What the fuck is wrong with you people, masturbation is amazing
okay anyway im gonna get back to my discord werewolf boyfriend, we’re doing a fun erotic-roleplay involving him pissing and shitting and throwing up on me, and jacking me off, and lots and lots of masturbation, pre-marital sex, sinning, and self-raping
(oh plus, regarding the “Ouch pouch” I’m willing to bet 1500₽ that theres at least someone who has a fetish regarding that, it’s really just inevitable at this point, haha)
I have seen waterspouts off the beach in front of my house.
Likewise, every spring the herring spawn is a massive spectacle. Billions of the silvery perverts swim into the shallows. The males masturbate and spill their seed into the water, turning its color into a milky turquoise color. The females then swim into this clouds laying their eggs.
Could this be the cause of the waterspouts? Why does Jehovah allow this debauchery?
Just got back from beating my cock and rolling joints with the devils lettuce in some bible pages 🤙🏼
I’m only here to inform that I will continue stroking my big, thick, hard and veiny dick
hell yeah
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WHY ARE NIGGERS NOT ALL BEING SHIPPED TO SAN FRANCISCO
based and redpilled
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I will now wank to Cassidy Pen’s profile picture. Do you feel the good loving CP?
I am asexual and I think this website sucks
I jerked off so hard after reading this that my cum shooted out everywhere
Poe’s Law is hilarious.
Yo Cassidy, loving the article👍 Used to wack my silly Willy hourly but after reading about masturbations effects on weather, I’ve since changed my mind and now read the Bible hourly instead, or at least whatever is readable through all the cum stains on it from before I read this article. Keep on truckin’ and don’t go wackin’.
No way people think this is not satire.
Just gotta let y’all know I’ll still be stroking my fat veiny long dick regardless of this meme of an article 🤣🤷🏻
do these people have hobbies like really who does this help people are literally dying in streets where I am your website is merely a pitiful statement of ignorance to the destruction of our world how could you possibly justify it
Cassidy Pen, what are you wearing right now? My raging, veiny foot-long is ready and I’m in pain
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I just busted a nut fatter than the author of this article.
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So this is a fake site? How could anyone reference a fake site as their media source
I masturbate so much its proven that I cause hurricanes.
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