May god smite all those that oppose my new world order,
God will smite you! He doesn’t care too much for Commie LIEberals.
And Smite you he will Cat-Fucker.
That’s HEIL Hitler, ignoramus.
Heil is German for Hail shitheel
He doesn’t care much for racist sexist fucks like you
You heathen! It is a capital “G” in God!
Heil mein Brother.
Lol #nohomooo?? Swaag<3 yolooo
Bist ja ein hübscher
jeez, you guys are here too?
I can’t wait to shit down your throat .
Man fuck that shit. All antimasturbation asses. whats wrong with you??
FUCK THAT SHIT SITE
Come and send me a message you piece of shit.
I really don’t understand why they give computers and phones to people in your sad moral and mental state. Please refrain from your verbal diarrhea, this is a FAMILY web net site.
I don’t think so.
Dear Milton ,
please read the contact us page from top down
and while you do remember these wise words …
What the Hell is a web Net site ???????????
It is not the inter web it is not an AOL page IT is the INTERNET and pages here are called WEB PAGES
i have never been to a WWWN. page
thank you my pongo bless you
Alright, Fucker, I would graciously request that you refrain from the usage of such heinous vernacular in front of all God’s bitches. Thanks in advance. God bless, Richard Licker.
p.s. I don’t really know how to say this, but you know how your tongue gets stuck to a frozen pole when you lick it? Well, what does one do when their “lower tongue” is in the same predickament? Asking for a friend.
You people are very very sick. There’s nothing wrong with masturbation and there is especially nothing wrong with being born gay. Masturbation is a healthy thing to do and it even lowers the chance of prostate cancer in men. So what you’re doing is not only wrong, it’s very unhealthy. Fuck your religious reasons and backwards bronze-age Biblical bullshit. I can’t believe you demented sickos don’t have anything else better to do with your time. I guess that just proves what complete LOSERS you are.
Do you not know the faithfacts about the bad AIDs and the homogays? there’s everything wrong with being gay. And don’t believe any of that scLIEnce jibberish saying masturbation is good for you, Lonnie has shown time and time again how bad self-rape is for your health.
Misspelled science. And let’s play a game, name a space fact I’ll tell you if it’s wrong or right or ask questions about it
I work at NASA so there’s my source
A Smart Guy, Intelligence is not allowed on this site.
You Ignorant Swine, if You Couldn’t Even Understand The Fact That Faithgasming Misspelled Science on Purpose, How Could You Even Attempt to Answer a Question About Space?
You Know That NASA Stands For National Advocaters of Selfrape Association ?!
You of All People Should Understand That Selfrape Causes You to Lose White Blood Cells.
You Know What That Leads to ? It Leads to The Injection of Marijuanas, The Snorting of Ellis Dee and Child Abuse.
You Absolutely Disgust me You Damn Commie.
How can it be rape if all parties (e.g you and you) are both willing????
gods not real it’s all an illusion to keep you sane #illuminatiforever #yallgoingtohell #gaypride
Yes, but has she demonstrated why? We need to see her demonstrate. She doesn’t have to demonstrate by masturbating herself, she can masturbate someone else, preferably a hot young woman. Can she put it up on YouTube to educate us?
I’ll have you know that masturbation causes over 50 different diseases including a new strain of herpes-ebola-cancer. Masturbation is also the incarnation of Satan and his followers are the scLIEentists and LIEberals, who will be thrown into hell by Saint Lonnie.
It’s not too late! Repent of your sins, Kinsey!
Awesome! I love Satan! I’m gonna go wack off right now then!
Misspelled science and liberals. And if science is a lie, tell me one of your space “facts” I can prove you wrong
I work at NASA so there’s my source
For once I hope my atheïst beliefs are all wrong, and that hell actually exists. There would be a nice cozy place for all those idiots that call themselves God fearing parents, that tie down their kids in custom-made contraptions to prevent them from masturbating. You ridiculous morons. Grow some fucking brains. And please cease to procreate. You’d be doing your offspring and the world in general a huge favor.
Um… You seem to not understand that this is a troll site.
Ayyyy goy, you don’t understand how bad is fapping for our sheckels? You missed all the point here, goyim… you need to pray to god, while we do funny stuff with your wife in the seminary.
This site is a jokeright? No one can be this stupid. Masturbation is normal
You…. really don’t understand that the site is a joke? You’re really that stupid? Maybe you’d be smarter if your hand wasn’t in your pants.
SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN – ha, I said it four times so there, nyaahh nyaahh with great big knobs on.
If Satan purchased one of our shirts he might see the error of his ways.
I’m buying matching t-shirts for me and my same race spouse and children. We’ll be the envy of the entire compound.
Ooops I meant campus. Not a compound.
Is Interracial marriage bad you racist shit?
You are absolutely right, Smart Guy! I wish I owned a propellor-beanie as spaciious as yours! Carry on ogling and listening to that moist throbbing giant thing called Space for all of us wankers.
Where can I buy a role of self rape tape? Need it for when I self rape an I say no to myself.. I can turn that no into mm mm mmm. Also I want to buy roofies so I can drug and rape myself
I love how many people are just complete fucking idiots and can’t see that this website is obviously a joke. I see so many of you getting angry because of this website. It’s a joke! It’s completely satirical! Come on……
This is so fucking gay masturbation has been proven to be good and relieve stress, fucking religion is so stupid every damn one is the fucking same there, lets see you fucking idiots prove there is a god or heaven or hell, i fucking dare you
Clearly, a case of mastur-rage and Tourrette’s sin-drome. Learn to restrain your filthy language and get right with Lonnie and the Lord before it’s too late. I am praying at you now.
I’ve TourrettFUCK Sin-dromDICK, are you going to cast me apASS apart, shit, for being sick? Didn’t Jaysus go party with the leper guys? CLIT! You guys really never learn, FAG!
I am masturbating while reading
If you oppose masturbation you should come to our site
The Christian Porn Store, is a much better and holy option.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! You faggots are fucking hilarious! I don’t typically write on forums and I for goddamn sure don’t pray, butt fuck it man, I gotta send each and everyone of you assholes a big thank you for the laughs. I am starting to see the beauty in how god created this earth when he gave Al Gore the intelligence to create the internet and you cocksuckers the shit for brains to post about “Self Raping”. Who came up with that term anyway? I prefer to call it dick skinning and mouse clicking. Tomato, Tomato I guess. Unless you are trying to say that when I jerk my dick off it is against my own will, or that my hand is underage.In which case I think this site should be more a protest site for no child left behind because of how goddamn retarded our society has become. Calling gays out for being a part of god’s creating on this beautiful earth? Fuck you bro! you can eat shit and die, and when you die and realize that the bible was referring to heaven and hell as being a place that only exists in the present, not in the past or future, I hope you feel as moronic as your homophobic remarks and you realize how misled you had become from group think and a piece of shit preacher that just wanted your money so he quoted scriptures out of context to manipulate you. All you christian cocksuckers make me think that Jesus probably laughed when you were fed to lions during the roman era. If this is a troll site however, hahaha props bros, keep up the good work and satire.
I believe I can help many of the young adult male sinners out there. Send me a video of you self-rapeing and I will pray and see what see what changes we (God and I) can suggest. Young men 18-25 only please.
so of all the sins out there why is this one the one that you guys chose to target? personal experience?
Awkward because the politically correct term is homosexual, not homogay.
You bastards are like a bag of shit be Gay is like be heterosexual is the same we are all equal and masturbation is one of the best feelings in the world I hate you fucking faggots you son of bitches you deserve hell if that exist
you are all extremely dumb and confused .. this is the “shop” page ..where do you actually get to buy this crazy cool shit?
My right foot is bigger than my left.
Dear Prophet Lonnie,
I am a (now) devout Mormon (convert from Christian) polygamist mother of 12 (9 boys). I live in (you guessed it) Utah, and I am becoming very concerned that some of my Moron children are closeted homogays indulging in the self rape. I am very interested in the products that you advertise on your net site and would like to purchase some of them, however I cannot (despite my prayers) find the “proceed to checkout” or “purchase” button. Please guide me towards the following products for my sinful, hedonistic fapping children (I will need 13 of each, my husband and three sister wives are also sinning in the closest, shower, bathroom and backseat of the family van. We are a sharing family, 13 will be plenty to go around):
– Anti-masturbation cross x 13
– Iron-chastity cross x 13
Thank you for doing the lords work in this time of evil and sin (I seen a truck driver fapping and driving last week!)
Praise jesus and god bless the muslims.
This is the most bullshit ive ever seen…………. LOL im pretty sure half the world has masturbated before hahahaha and all the shit about being gay is a sin? Judging people is a sin isn’t it? and What the fuck is this shit about self-rape, HAHAHAHAHA Its not rape if you like it, To all these people who believe in this shit, I cant wait until you realise you are all retarded…. And you’s can all go ahead and judge me, If god is as judgy and stuck up as this site says I think ill be better off chilling with Satan, he seems to know what the fuck hes doing….
Where do we say being The HomoGay is a sin? We clearly point out that it is merely a symptom of masturbation (masturbation is also same-sex relations with one’s self), I don’t think you’ve read a single article on this holy net site.
Is there any reason u come to a christian site and cussand b rude and volger whats wromg with you?
“100% of masturbators die”….100% of humans die you dumb fucks.
I have learned so much from Lonnie. Praise
FUCK EVERYONE WHO MADE THIS SITE
You must agree that self-rape is better than behind-the-alter rape though. Oooor, wait! No you must like rape. That’s how your bastard sonovagod Jesus Whatwashisname was born by the rape of the virgin whore. Rifht?
By the way an awesome site full of your type of religious science here: youjizz.com
Try it and learn some more stuff about dinosaurs
I love my penis and I love to caress me and if I can not I’ll kill all my neighbors and I will continue my quest until people react and when it will stop me I’ll masturbate with my gun to my head and when I’m going to ejaculate I will kill myself.
Thanks god for hate just because I touch myself.
Where can I buy the stop masturbation jacket?
I love masturbating. I always liked fantasying about Me and Satan raping Jesus. Come at me angry Christians
I just want to confess I’m a big Howard stern fan. You can listen to him by purchasing an Sirius xm radio. Please do it or I will masturbate till I ejaculate my balls
“100% of people who masturbate die.”
Well, I hope you know that 100% of people who don’t masturbate die too.
Where is the option on this store to buy extra large buttplugs?
Praise Prophet Muhammad
I dont believe that there is an option to purchase extra large buttplugs on this website but you should try visiting Baddragon.com they have a very wide selection of dragon penis shaped dildos, and because they’re not human, it doesnt count as masturbation, Hope this helps. God bless.
All this anti masturbation talk ironically makes my penis erect and I really feel good if I rub it.
Jews Did 9/11
God loves u no matter wat and if u spend ur life focussing on wat happens after u die then u arent really living at all
Is this site for real?
FUCK OFF YOU DUMB INBRED CUNTS ILL SKULL FUCK YOU ALL SO HARD YOUR EYES WILL POP OUT…. NEIN NEIN NEIN ALL HAIL HITLER 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
What the fuck is This, this is gross and that anti masturbation cross is FUCKING CHILD ABUSE. Nobody gives a shit if you masturbate ITS NOT A SIN YOU DUMB FUCKS HOW DARE YOU CALL YOUR SELF BETTER THEN SOMEONE ELSE
Self rape. Oh man. I’m book marking this page to just read when I have a bad day to make myself feel better. Masterhaters- your focus of energy, time, and use of funds is almost insulting.
Masterbaiters- keep it in doors I don’t wanna see.
I love to masturbate and I come here to laugh at this website
lol it says you were here on 9/11 which make sit all the more offensive to read i love it
i love smoking the devils lettuce while hanging with my homie satan and jerking eachother off
sometimes when im smoking the devils lettuce i like to insert the bong into my anal cavity crying as loudly and as gayly as i can making sure jesus can hear me and then i light up and the smoke is sucked into my anus and in that moment my entire body is filled with the warm breath of the devils lettuce and my whole body is satisfied and my love for satan is stronger then
im not sure if this site is fake or not i wanna say its fake because its just so ridiculously stupid it has to be a joke but then again some people really are this retarded
this site makes my clit swell up
I think i have a problem guys i cant stop wacking my shit off. Omg i LOVE it. Im also a big believer in satan! May hell reign over all you fucks! Watch me wank my shit bitch!
You dirty sinners who haven’t opened their eyes to how God is:
I pity those..
You batshit crazy eugenic fucks. Jesus is a cunt, and so are you.
is all of this fake? like, no one on here is actually again masturbation… right? this website is a joke, yeah?
sweet jesus above please watch down upon me as i pleasure myself
Does anyone have any masturbation tips or techniques? I would like to offer one here. I do something called a stop and go. I wank for a few strokes then stop and count to 10. Then get excited again. Wank. Then change it up by counting to 20. It’s both frustrating and orgasm inducing at the same time. By time you get to gush, it becomes a non-stop avalanche. So, make sure you have paper towels near by.
100% of Masturbators Die? Really? Lol I thought we all died well screw me side ways! Guess the bible was wrong! We won’t all die we just magically get this thing called cancer and go to sleep and wake up elsewhere! Yea! Kiss my ass….
It’s this sort of thing that made me have a bad self esteem! My mom nearly threw me from my highchair at 2 years old for touching down there and I didnt even know what it was! To this day I have problems with intimacy with my husband and I dont even want to hardly touch there to wash in the shower! If you have children I hope they wake up and see you are mad and need help! They will probably need help too because they wont be able to enjoy intimacy between themselves and their partners!
ALSO God and Jesus Christ did not hate anyone, he ate with prostitutes, gamblers, thieves, etc and never judged them SO why are you picking and choosing parts of the bible to throw at people? BLESS YOU I WILL PRAY FOR YOU EVEN THOUGH I DONT AGREE WITH ANYTHING YOU SAY BECAUSE THAT IS THE CHRISTIAN WAY!
You shit fuck cunt motherfucker stupid ass bitch
I suck fat dongs
You may want to consider not using a pic people would masturbate to.
Your Fucking Wrong
COMMUNISM WILL PROSPER
I’m masturbating to this bitches tig ol’ bitties right fuckin now…. nigggaaa she got some jugs
Id like to say that hell isnt that bad if u atheist cuz there ain’t no hell so I beat the shit outta my D all day long with no consequences #freeTheD
hey I`m a German and almost sure this is no fake site. You where stupid enough to vote Trump, – or is this a fake too ?
This is God. Masturbation is NOT a sin. Go in peace.
I love most of these comments, going to cum back for a laugh when ever I feel sad
Those are some GREAT God given tits! Think I’m gonna rub one out the those!
Nice photo – a real good reason for not masturbating. Great!
The bluff merch looks like someone giving a fat blowjob to a dude
I mean….dick is great, hail to the cock. But a girl needs to satisfy needs sometimes. Praise be to the healthy habits that is masturbation. Praise to Science and all its glory ??
would my dick fit in it? probably not – cap, right now actually like 20 seconds ago. time keeps on slipping slipping slippig into the future fly like an eagle memes