Most people wash their hands as a way to stay clean and prevent the spread of harmful germs. When using the restroom, a normal person will wash their hands upon entering the restroom so as to not spread bacteria and viruses to their genitals, and then relieve themselves afterwards. This is why non-masturbators do not give themselves STDs. On the other hand, masturbators will relieve themselves first (with soiled hands), then wash their hands AFTERWARDS, washing away the disgust of what lives on their genitals, as well as the subconscious shame they have from being a Masturbator. Unfortunately, their lack of hygiene often times results in the spread of STDs such as: the Clap, the Gay, Herpes, and the bad AIDS. The next time that you see someone washing their hands after using the restroom, make sure to let them know that they aren’t fooling anyone. Praise!
– Lonnie
so the is good AIDS?
Yes. Magic Johnson has the good AIDS. As a professional football player he was coached to wash his hands before he took a dump.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GOOD AIDS. ALL AIDS IS BAD. LOOK IT UP ON ANY SCIENCE SITE.
You are on a science site as we speak. Faith Science. And I’m telling you that Magic Johnson has the good AIDS. Tom Cruise in the documentary “Pennsylvania” had the bad AIDS. Because he was Homogay for Brad Pitt in the movie “Conversation with a Vampire”. Homogays always get the bad AIDS, because Homogays always masturbate.
That is funny as fuck dude!
This site is hilarious 😹
When an individual abstains from masturbation God acts as a shield against the negative consequences of the bad AIDS, and only allows the positive side effects, such as weight loss. ^_^
oh julian ur gonn Make me CUM 😳😥♋
donnie troomp
What ever helps you cope
are you a fucking retard? HIV/Aids is a deadly STD, there is no such thing as good aids.
You mean scLience.
looks like you could use some weight loss Julian Taylor, you must have bad AIDS.
oh my fcking god
You’re all literally insane, it’s all made up rubbish. God gave you a penis and a sensation when you move your hand up and down it for a reason. But you would fail to see the truth as you follow a book written thousands of years ago. With no proof as to what you are saying. Go be a fiction writer and do something useful with your time.
I hope in three years you’ve realized this is satire
Foolish fellow, He also blessed you with a neck that gives you sensations when you compress it unto death like that depraved INXS monster. Should you strangulate yourself for fun with a tie and a doorknob??
Rhetorical question, obviously, and the answer is…no, of course you should not. Not all physical sensation is a God given delight. Sore knees from spending hours in supplication before Him is one thing. Taking your own life through sensation seeking is quite another.
Depraved sinners the lot of you, with your bad AIDS and sticky paws. Shame on you.
THIS IS TRUE THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS DISGUSTING PLAGUE ON OUR CHILDREN. I CAUGHT MY SON DOING THIS AND I’VE CONSIDERED PUTTING HIM UP FOR ADOPTION. CURRENTLY, I’VE LOWERED HIS DAILY RATIONS FOR ABOUT 2 MONTHS BECAUSE OF THIS. I’M HOPING THAT MAYBE THIS WILL TEACH MY CHILD A LEESSON. PLEASE KEEP SPEAKING THE TRUTH YOUARE AMAZING <3<3 GOD BLESS YOU
Isn’t that child abuse????
We’re on a science site…
He played basketball you fucking idiot. Now ima how masturbate to a picture of your mom.
The joke’s on you, my mother is very unattractive.
Wow, he just sunk his ship just to kill the captain. You’ve gotta give the lil’ shit props.
Which would mean that she has the BAD AIDs!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Thats because your mom and your sister are the same. Its how all you religious weirdos are.
Magic johnson played basketball not football dumbass
If you can’t tell this is a satire site I feel sorry for you…
It took a lot of reading to figure that out. It’s on a whole different (completely believable) level.
I lost it at you can catch “The Gay” lmfao these people
Yo, gay is a serious disease don’t talk about it like that
Homosexuality is not a choice okay you motherfucker I hope you get “the gay” and “the bad aids” ??? and go fuck your god
its not fucking funny i had to kill my daughter after she caught the gay
The Gay is actually a very serious disease. I for one, have been a victim to The Gay. Please don’t let anyone else catch it as it’s very contagious and life-ruining. Side effects may include The Trans, another life-threatening horrible disease. Please watch out, there appears to be an epidemic among 10-15 year old sinners.
gonna fuck my boyfriend right now….
Knock yourself out. Good luck with the bad AIDS and everything.
so whats the verdict on anal?
Absolutely not. no male genital should enter any other orfice exept for the female genital. your sin stick will fall of if you do.
Especially ‘The Gay’ It can cause the people infected to stop procreating
To who ever thinks what i said was serious. it’s not
Nice gaydude :3 Yesterday my boyfriend fucked me ^_^ and i loved :b gonna do it again today <3
Watch out for the ‘bad aids’…lol
who the fuck washes their hands before the use the toilet
Any healthy non-masturbating adult Christian of normal ethnicity.
What is a normal ethnicity, please do explain. I’m dying to hear your logic.
Normal ethnicity, as described by Webster, “what choo talk in’ bout’ Willis!!?”
So they can have their hands dirty and smelly afterwards.
He doesn’t need to masturbate when I give him blowjobs everyday
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totally gonna fuck my hand right now
Please don’t catch the gay
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*to the admins* You are just some crazy fanatics. Masturbation is NATURAL and healthy, and god have no problem with it, because he is as real as Santa. There is a “god” maybe , but if he exist he don’t give a f**k about fap. Now realy, imagine you are the ultimate force of the universe. All you think all day is that some tiny human faps??? Your knowledge is similar with the one of these guys, witch probably would burn in hell even after your standards :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inquisition.
Spare us your lies, sorcerer.
I’ll pray for you so that you can get all of the jerking off time that you need because, we ‘sinners’ need it before we spread STDs amongst each other. Personally, I can’t stop laughing at the stuff that I’m reading…
You guys are crazy, masturbation is natural, I do it, and there’s nothing wrong with that, now excuse me as I masturbate.
I recommend you get tested for bad AIDS in the morning. Then we’ll see who’s really crazy.
It’s still going to be you, even if I do have AIDs. Which I do not.
@Nikita I suggest that you get tested for any tumors that may (and probably do) exist in your fucked up mind. Your warped idea that masturbation is evil is causing you to become nothing more than a fucking joke to a a shit load of people. I suggest a steady diet of some great fucking porn containing whatever subject it is that gets you off and if watching some chick getting ass rammed by a guy dressed in a clown suit then so be it(who am I to judge? The point is to spend some ‘quiet time’ with yourself, your… Read more »
Holy fuck inhave caught the bad aids im only 9!
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Please enlighten me, how to you give yourself the AIDS? What if I wash my hands first?
you are completly right my friend.
AIDS is a virus that spreads through humans body fluid such as blood and semem… You can’t get it from your hands…
This website is a joke right? God has an entire universe to look after. He doesn’t give a shit if your kid is masturbating. He created the natural sexual urges that humans get to masturbate.
So, did the God fill you in on his priority list? Preventing kids from masturbating, IS looking after the universe dummy.
How do I break this too you… since the dawn of time, human nature has been to eat, sleep, and fuck. If it wasn’t meant to happen. Then people wouldn’t be doing it in the first place. It is part of life. In a manner of speaking it can give you sexual confidence, depending on the person and what he or she learns from the experience. You dorks have been on some crusade to stop what has been natural from the beginning of human existence. Get over it. Literally the ONLY religions that go against sex is any one of… Read more »
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That’s a lot of message for a SATIRIC site…
Yes bitchesssss
Because god isn’t real.
The intense sexual pleasure one experiences from engaging in perverted acts of self-pollution is itself proof that man has fallen. Augustine came to realise this long ago, before TV existed. What’s your excuse?
let there be peace, pleasure, ecstasy and love around the globe when all brothers and sister beyond all nationality, skincollors, religions and ages put there hand on there genitals and anus to give themself the best time they can have and moan i am free… amen
SELF RAPE!!
I literally stretch my cock and shove ot in my anus
Done deal. I’m in.
http://divine-interventions.com/religioustoys.php#nun
My mate once shoved a lynx can up some lasses ass.
Does that count as wanking her off? To be fair I’m pretty sure he washed his hands first.
This must be a joke, right?
Bad AIDS is funny to you?
But your profile picture is Nikita.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burned!!!!!
Oh for fuck’s sake.
well said
This is a brilliant website
My boyfriend here’s me off regularly. I have no need to maturbate. Up yours religious fanatics!
“here’s me off” doesn’t make any sense. Up yours masturbator!
Why do you want to stick something “up his”? That’s gross!
Ok, here’s the deal. I’m a fucking girl and I masturbate. I got tested for STD’s yesterday as per my moms request since I am sexually active and I am 16 years of age. My boyfriend ALSO masturbates and he as well got an STD test before and after we had sex. Guess what you fucking moron? ALL OF OUR TESTS CAME BACK CLEAN! Go fuck yourself, you uneducated swine.
I jerk off to just about everything. Especially when my partner fucks me up the ass. No need to maturbate
You’ll never get pregnant with that attitude.
Bruh this isn’t ancient bible times
Tell Them Kikita
I am very familiar with man-to-hand combat. This website is a joke.
Your profile picture is a joke. Good luck with bad AIDS Karate Kid.
Wow, Nikita, You are a HUGE troll! You act like you’re some perfect little saint and then tell someone they’re a joke. Something smells very trollish here. I’ve encountered tons of trolls in my life, and I know how to spot one.
Wow, Natalie! Something smells very whorish here. And I’m afraid it may be your HUGE vagina. Praise.
Amen and Amen.
The one using a word like that is the whore
No, her vagina is normal sized, you just have a ridiculously small penis. They have pills that can make it bigger bro, maybe then you can calm down. It must be awful being too small to rub out a few knuckle children every now and then.
God does not condone it when people insult others, Nakita. Even if they threw insults first. Pretty sure that’s a sin. You are no better than they are!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLS THIS WEBSITE IS THE BEST COMIC WEBSITE IN THE WORLD
Omg are you serious? Is this website even serious? Smh
Shut your god damn mouth you, sad, worthless, failed abortion. It must’ve been so sad when you crawled out of your mothers vagina and starting spatting out bullshit. I hope you parents are dissapointed.
Holy Troll shit can the idiots of the interwebs not spot a sarcastic joke website when its blatantly obvious? Every story has a picture that has nothing to do with the subjects of the story. Everything on here is over the top and ridiculous or sarcastic…douches
I prayed for, as well as against this comment.
Drink the cool-aid you bible thumping trailor trash. Fuck you and your imaginary friend. I hope you join him asap
I live in a 3 story condo in downtown San Francisco and drive the new Vette. So fuck you, and your imaginary girlfriend.
Are you sure you’re not a self hating gay man, because your digs sound pretty homo.
Sethke you seem like a big fan of my work, commenting on every one of my comments. Please follow this link to cure your Homogay disease: https://www.facebook.com/stopbuttsex
I just enjoy how you have an answer backing even your most outrageously ignorant statements.
I FUCKING MASTURBATE AND I DO SO WHILE FUCKING IN A SWAMP I WILL GET BAD AIDS NOOO
I don’t wash my hands after I relieve myself.. I wash my dick in the
morning
A lot of masturbators work in the food service industry.
So, lemme get this straight. If I wash my hands BEFORE I go the the bathroom, I don’t masturbate. But I wash my hands after, like most normal and hygienic people do, I’m a masturbating fool? This makes no sense.
Faith dear is believing without seeing. Stop self raping yourself. Praise.
You have to be SO ignorant to call mastrabating self rape. Do you know what rape is? It’s nonconsensual sex. Wait that’s a big word, let me break it down okay? It means when someone whom you DON’T WANT forces themselves onto you. People who mastrabate do so BECAUSE THEY WANT TO. Furthermore, mastrabating IS NOT SEX. Calling this Self-rape just proves how uneducated you are.
I’m masturbating right now while reading these comments
This is such bs. There’s no such thing as bad aids and good aids. Aids is just the final and worst stage of HIV. Masturbation is healthy and natural. And no one washes there hands before they use the bathroom unless they have some type of OCD.
Do you say these things because you have AIDS good friend? I sympathize for you and hope through prayer and faith you can come to understand bad AIDS from good AIDS. It is very significant. Praise.
I do not have AIDS but I have studied AIDS in biology and aids is just the last stage in Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV). There is no good type because it is a virus that will kill you if you don’t try and treat it. So please, research things before you talk about them and spread lies.
I am a practicing physician brother Nick. I know the signs.
Oh, alright Bishop Smith. You’re a practicing physician. So please explain what “good AIDS” and “bad AIDS” are, because I took a Genetics class in high school in which I learned quite a bit about the HIV herpesvirus, but a “good” disease was never mentioned in the curriculum. What are the signs of “good AIDS”?
HAHAHAAHAHAHA you are a practicing physician!! Oh that was a great joke dude, well done.
You can’t catch “The Gay” you stupid fucks! There is NO God… only fucktards like yourselves. Please go get an education before you kill off humanity with your treacherous words. I am a compulsive hand washer… before, during and after masturbating. I was also just recently checked by a healthcare physician for any STD’s and VD’s and guess what… I am squeaky clean. Still masturbating too. Bwahahaha
The bad AIDS is real and anyone who says otherwise is some sort of anarchist. Whatever you can give yourself from food born illness, can be transmitted as well. Please wash your hands so you can stop the spread of: The bad AIDS, The Gay, Herpes, and the Clap, in that order. Lives are on the line here people!!!!
Please provide me with sufficient scientifically based proof of “bad” AIDS. Cause I’m pretty sure ALL AIDS are horrible. You want to know why? CAUSE AIDS KILL YOU. It doesn’t matter how a person ends up contracting the AIDS cause in the end YOU GOT AIDS NO MATTER WHAT. It’s a horrible disease that religious nuts like you need to leave alone. Educate yourself sir or madam. Because you just sound like an idiot
Site mod’s just mad he can’t get a rub :3
bad aids is love bad aids is life
said every child molester ever.
I pray for you brother that you one day will masturbate. You cannot know God’s love until you have masturbated. I pray that after you read this comment you go into a bathroom and know God’s love.
Derp Tryintotroll
I pray at you, so that you are one day cured of satirical blindness brought on by chronic masturbation. Please give my best to your mother, I hope she is in good health.
I see that Satan has a firm grasp upon your life Nikita. I recommend that immediately masturbate before it is too late. If you don’t masturbate now then you will never get to know God. If you don’t know God, Satan has won. We cannot allow Satan to win so please get to know God before it is too late.
Derp…. are you flirting with me?
He does masturbate, everyone does. He will just lie about it so Brother Smith and Bob don’t get mad and beat him with their sausages. Typical religious fanatic. Being a bigot and discriminating against people are illegal and I for one feel your anti-social behaviour and discriminating comments are a just cause to get your ass locked up so Bubba can have ya. Shall I send you some lube?
Playing the victim is common. Everyone is a victims. They band together in ignorance and try to stop those who speak truth about BIG MASTURBATION. You are probably lying on your stomach as I preach these words self-raping yourself. And then you’ll say your a victim of your right hand and your left.
I usually lie on my back when masturbating…
Takes one to know one I suppose.
Lies that your right and left hand taught you. Pray AT this fellow that he may be ridden of his guilt.
BAD aids is bad for you! And for everyone but IF you to to shower afterwards it turns to normal aids then you can pray it off. God is great. Hail Freyja!
For the record I do not believe that “the gay” is an STD. It would be nice if you evangelists would study the science of reality. Not the biased non fact based science you create within your religious chain of command. Strange how science all of a sudden fits when you guys explain it in relation to your own views and agendas.
So if you guys who are anti-self pleasure had to choose, would you rather somebody masturbate or have premarital intercourse. Serious question too. I’m rather intrigued.
I bet $5 you guys will pray against me.
SHOW MEE THE MONEYYYY!
Eve was the worlds first carpenter. She made Adam’s banana stand!
So a floppy penis grows on the pope’s forehead, jesus comes down sucks the cock and receives a money shot in his left eye, while he whacks off a 7 year old boy with the nail hole, and fucks a goat in the ass, they all moved to San Francisco and opened a gay bar. Try and prove me wrong, this totally happened! The End.
One day, Jesus is taking a walk and comes upon a group of people who are about to stone a woman to death for adultery. Jesus says: “Let he among you who is without sin cast the first… ” BONK! Jesus is interrupted by a stone hitting him square in the head. He looks at the crowd trying to identify the culprit who threw the stone at him. Suddenly he gets a dissapointed look on his face, and says “Oh for fuck’s sake, mom!” Accept this as my official stone… may your cock fall off in your “Vette” that was… Read more »
loool i cant believe there’s still people saying that gay is even a disease, i’m gay, and i feel so proud of it xD oh and by the way, i like to masturbate, but i love when i’m masturbating and my boyfriend has his dick inside my ass <3
Hey bible bashers, Here’s a link to a poem about a Roman soldier butt fucking Jesus’ corpse and sucking his holy cock. Also, why don’t you fuck off and leave the face of this planet because no-one wants you idiotic scientifically crippled conservative cunts.
http://torturebyroses.gydja.com/tbrkirkup.html
READ:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS
Saying there is a Bad Aids is like Saying there is a Bad Black Death and a Good Black Death
you know what bad aids are don’t you? they’re the same as regular aids, just bad.
Dude, be careful. these christians have proved they know all about reality bro. They are sooooo smart. They worship a zombie in the sky, they can’t not be stupid.
I’m masturbating as I read this.
I remember a kid from school that we picked on, was caught masturbating in the boys room. We suspected that he had the gay. We decided that the best course of action was to bully the gay out of him, but it didn’t work. Years later we learned that he got the bad aids and he died. He didn’t die of the gay or the bad aids though. He died because of some skin-heads.
What if someone were to wash their hands before and after they use the restroom?
Best site ever. Bring the good Old Lord down and bring back Satan my saviour!
I’ll raise Hitler as my child before converting to God!
Sooooo. I just got a handjob, does that count as indirectly masturbating for her, or premarital relations… Or did I induce indirect masturbation and indirect self rape, or did I just get raped…
Ode to masturbation: Oh, wifi connection be strong KY Jelly be full, Penis please be strong Carpel Tunnel syndrome I pray I do not have Choose a site and drop my pants Spit or lube I do not care Erection, erection Masturbation material selection Inter-species Erotic midget scat porn It will do Up and down Three to five minutes I drop my goo. Pants and belt up and secure Leave the church office I hope my pastor does not see Go for a walk, 15 minutes and I go back to church Going to hit on a nun and masturbate.… Read more »
I’m masturbating right thinking about those conservative woman behind this site, I’ll cum all over your faces
No need to comment that “article” (if we can say) except by the simple word “nonsense”. Religious fanatics are so far in their ill-convictions that I wont try to tell anything in just five words.
But I am clearly glad to know now that there are “good” and “bad” AIDS ! Nikita machin truc, you cannot figure out how much I estimate…
hahaha its natural and healthy enough for a person. and i first time came to know that it causes aids ….. grow up kiddies..
Those who don’t wash their hands AFTER using the washroom spread disease! You can’t get an STP from masturbation….. You’re a very brainwashed & naive bunch.
I hear they make restraining jackets for 5 y/olds to keep them from touching themselves..cray cray
LOL wow thanks for the good laugh I specially love the thought that “the gay” is a disease. Also I thought everyone knew about the good AIDS you know the kind this is imaginary, then again that isn’t the only imaginary thing about religion.
wtf is this website? this is a joke. masterbation is a healthy thing to do do and alot of people will do it. its a natural part of life. girls and boys do it! it is not a sin at all this website is a pile of untrue holy crap 🙂