Most people wash their hands as a way to stay clean and prevent the spread of harmful germs. When using the restroom, a normal person will wash their hands upon entering the restroom so as to not spread bacteria and viruses to their genitals, and then relieve themselves afterwards. This is why non-masturbators do not give themselves STDs. On the other hand, masturbators will relieve themselves first (with soiled hands), then wash their hands AFTERWARDS, washing away the disgust of what lives on their genitals, as well as the subconscious shame they have from being a Masturbator. Unfortunately, their lack of hygiene often times results in the spread of STDs such as: the Clap, the Gay, Herpes, and the bad AIDS. The next time that you see someone washing their hands after using the restroom, make sure to let them know that they aren’t fooling anyone. Praise!