Who is more Disgusting: Italians or Brazilians?

(StopMasturbationNow)— Recently our editorial staff traveled overseas to cover two events that took us to less than appealing countries. First, the surprise resignation of Pope Benidict Arnold XVI took us to Italy to cover the papal concave that elected the first Mexi-Pope, Francis in March 2013. Then the next year took us to Brazil to cover the World Cup of Soccer.

Both trips were awful. Our staff members could not wait to be able to get home to the good old USofA. Upon returning many discussions were had as to what trip was worse.

Italy or Brazil? Hard to tell.

Smell
Both Countries peoples smell were very bad. Overall Brazilian men smelt slightly worse than Italian men. However Italian women smelt far worse than Brazilian women. So overall Italians smell worse than Brazilians
Loser: Italians

Work Ethic
This was a tough one. Neither country excelled at service, people did not seem to want to help you. They seemed slightly tired and a bit lazy. However everyone seemed busy doing something, couldn’t really tell what it was though. Brazil could not shake that Mexican heritage though and at least the Italians pretended they wanted our money
Loser: Brazil

Filth
Both Countries seemed to live in their own filth, trash was everywhere. Italy seemed very run down and brazil had slums. Italy had no slums but also did not have any few areas that were nice like brazil had.
Loser: Italians

Skin Color
Italians looked very black, Brazilians are Mexicans.
Loser: Italians

Masturbations
In both countries the signs of masturbation decline are very obvious. Brazil has massive deforestation from years of semen saturation, this is especially obvious in the Amazon basin where trees have been dying due to semen poisoning. In Itally semen from years has decimated infrastructure like the coliseum which is now practicaly useless. Brazils masturbation though is worse because over 30 percent of all women have penises which results in more semen in the environment.
Loser: Brazil

 Homosexuals
Unfortunately both Italy and Brazil lead the world in homosexual activities. Most of these involve “Roman” activities or Brazilian she males. Either way its very disgusting.
Loser: Everyone is a loser when homogays are involved.

Intangibles
In Italy, drunk Italians will often rape tourists and blame girls from Seattle. In Brazil, street monkeys will rape you.
Loser: Brazil

Overall this seems like a tie, but we are going to go with Italy for their proximity to Africa. We recommend that readers travel to neither country or travel outside the states in general.