Did Masturbation Cause France Plane Crash?

“Semen can cause failure”

(StopMasturbationNOW)—Self rape is a number one killer, however some times masturbators put others in harm. Recently airlines started offering in-flight pornography videos encouraging mile high masturbation.  Today an Airbus A320 crashed over France, one of the leading countries for masturbation per-capita. Coincidence? Maybe, but the facts are there for all to see.
Bodily fluid emissions, otherwise known as Semen, are known to get into electronics and mechanical devices and cause problems. Charlie Powell from the Wyoming Institute of Technology reports that semen can also cause fuel system:

“In any petroleum based engine, whether it be internal combustion in a car or a powerful jet engine, fuel purity is of utmost importance. Semen in the fuel tanks would surely create a risk of failure.”

Masturbation is not a victimless crime, it has far reaching consequences that people do not consider. It is important that masturbation be made illegal and punishment be swift before more innocent victims have to die.

The Airbus A320, a competitor of the American company Boing, has crashed a lot.  AirAsia Flight 8501, which crashed into the Java Sea on a flight from Indonesia to Singapore in December, killing 162 people on board, was an A320. And in January 2009, Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger guided an A320 into the frigid Hudson River, after both engines failed.