Post Tagged with: "Heisman"

Only the mascot was having proper relations on this trip.

Oregon Ducks/Marcus Mariota Masturbated, Lose National Championship

The true champions in the College Football Playoff National Championship was the crowd, for sitting through this snoozefest of a game. There were 1 or 2 exciting moments, no huge comeback, no 102 yard kickoff returns. It was pretty boring. Watching Urban Meyer smile for the first time in his […]

by January 12, 2015 16 comments Sports
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