At first glance, this looks like a happy couple, sharing in the afterglow of wedded bliss. But…look closer. Notice anything…disturbing? Notice anything…unnatural? Notice anything…that God would disapprove of? The reason why this photo of this unholy matrimony makes your skin crawl is because both of these people are MASTURBATORS. These masturbators and anyone associated with this sham marriage are spitting in the face of God and the gift of traditional marriage that He has bestowed upon mankind.
As we all know, masturbation is both fornication and adultery. Both are sins and both annul this marriage in the eyes of God.
There is nothing natural about masturbation. The gift of sex, as intended by God, should only exist within the confines of a loving, traditional, normal marriage. I think we all agree that these two masturbators definitely do not qualify.
God bless some of you!
-Lonnie Childs






May they both burn in the fires of Hell for eternity… Including all family members and guests.
Amen!
They don’t even allow masturbators to get married in Vegas.
Lol, This is NOT a Normal marriage. Lonnie’s lost me on this one. how is this TRADITIONAL… 🙁
You people have problems no body burns anywhere for beating their dick or vagina…
Say that to Freddy Mercury. He masturbated so much, he got the Bad AIDS and died
Only half of this marriage is normal.
God is terrible !! The devil is the only way to go
Enjoy being sodomized by Satan, you freak!
Masturbation is normal but u know what not normal?? Christians there terrible people who take all human rights away from people … The whole religion is a damn cult
Like the couple pictured above, there is nothing “normal” about self-rape.
I swear to god I am done with this fucking religion if I can marry who the fuck I want so stfu. I’m really feeling that Christian love.