Meat Loaf
(StopMasturbationNOW)—Most music since the 1930’s and FDR has promoted masturbation. However 50 years ago today the greatest anti-masturbation song of all time was released.
Meat Loafs I would do anything for love but I won’t do that (Masturbate) was the first pop song that dealt with masturbation and the need to just say no. Unlike popular bands like Paula Abdul, Tool, The Phish, Madonna, and Cyndi Lauper, Meatloaf wanted people to get out of hell and avoid it and the best way to do so and find love was to not masturbate.
The song deals with a man whose woman wants him to self-rape his sin stick and ejaculate onto her face. He refuses. She says “I will leave you unless you do this” but no, he would do anything for her love, but he wouldn’t do that.
Thank you Meat Loaf For your enduring efforts to help the cause.
Fuck me if I am wrong. Doesn’t I say, like right there in the song (by Jim Steinman).That he will screw around on her, messing around. Now this can be VERY loosely translated to mean masturbation, but it could also mean studying scripture. It is really obvious , in the lyrics, that she is afraid of losing him to another woman, and his reply is “I Won’t Do That.” Did Sarah Palin write this article
A true anti-masturbation ballad, this track is a must for any kid’s bing music device or record collection.
1. Do you even know what MeatLoaf looks like? Cause that’s not him it’s Val Kilmer.
2. It’s not an anti masturbation song.
3. Have you heard the rest of his music?
4. This song came out in 1993, apparently you spend to much time thinking about people touching themselves to be able to do a simple math equation. 2015-1993=22 dumbass.
Meatloaf’s Old Black Snake was a song about elderly racial masturbation. Get your facts straight.