Articles by: James McGuigan
15 Year Old Caught Masturbating by Ducks, Instantly Punished by God
A 15 year old boy in Tucson, AZ had a rude but justified intrusion early in the morning of July 30th. As he sat at his $2,000 pornographic research device called “Macbook Pro” and stroked the unholy inverted cross, a swarm of ducks poured through his window and attacked him, […]
