This Lonnsmas Eve, we fellow Normals would like to share a poem written by Augustus Weizmoore in 1801: THE NIGHT BEFORE LONNSMAS T’was the night before Lonnsmas, and all through the campound, Not a Normal was stirring, for their sleep was profound I in my vestments. And my SRAS in […]
The holiday season is upon us once again. Like always, secularists and masturbators are trying to distract everyone from the true meaning of Christmas. Unfortunately, this very holy and wonderful holiday is being tarnished by racism once again. Although the true meaning of Christmas is becoming more of a rumor […]
Happy Holidays Merry CHRISTmas! For the 2014th consecutive year, Christians have DESTROYED atheist masturbators to ensure that Christmas will once again happen right on schedule! Praise! Hey liberals, why don’t you grab your ridiculous Festivus pole, hitch a ride on your absurd Flying Spaghetti Monster and move to Cuba while the rest of us celebrate the Reason […]
