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Is Clash of Clans Sending your Son or Daughter to Eternal Hell?

(StopMasturbationNow)—As a responsible parent, the terms FPS and MMORPG probably seem like code names for a Navy submarine. But to children today these terms are synonymous with sin sticks, fecal fornication, anal drugs, and self rape. The latest and most popular FPS MMORPG game is the just released Clash of Clans. In the game of clash of clans the player (often a minor) is whisked away to the magical kingdom of Modor. Once there the player is forced to build a clan castle to keep homosexual sex slaves, and even some shemale ones straight from shemalehd.sex. If they player does not build his clan castle good enough and hard enough and fast enough someone can come steal the sex slaves. Keeping sex slaves gives you money and you also collect “elixor” which is a type of seminal fluid created by your masturbating slaves.

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This game is available and designed to work on Apple iMacintosh devices. It uses the popular hook form of economics to lure children into the game. Kids are encouraged to download the game for free using cartoon advertising. Once in they get you addicted to the self rape and the sex and then they try to sell you things like ISIS flags and anal gems or even the P.E.K.K.A. which stands for Penis Excitement Kraving Klan Adventurer.

Sin Stick Base

Sin Stick Base

Once you have been playing for a while, older players, usually unmarried men in their 40’s will ask your child to join their clan. These clans often promote things like domestic terrorism or circle jerks or even drug usage. These clans will even use Harry potter style sin magic to harden their “wands”.

We received a 50 thousand dollar grant from the Foundation for a Better Tomorrow and matching funds from the federal government and did some research into Clash of clans what we found was shocking. We asked five hundred players the following questions.

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Transsexual Shemale Clan

Transsexual Shemale Clan

Parents, please remember to monitor your kids online activities for this and other games. Make sure to monitor all mobile devices and to turn data plans off. If you wont touch your children, someone else will.

 

 

 

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Saved by the Truth
Saved by the Truth
5 years ago

I was immediately able to see what was going on with this product: a lot of bright colours, which are always a clear mark of homosexual agenda. Compare those to decent colours: khaki, camo, gun metal. Now which range of colours would you want to see your son wearing?

Sage Degan
Sage Degan
5 years ago

I thought when she told me she was a lesbian, it was from her uncle being so loving and close and now I realize it was this game. I’m horrified that there are others out there letting her children play this.

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
5 years ago

What the fuck? What’s wrong with you?

J. G. G.
J. G. G.
5 years ago

P.E.K.K.A. Does not stand for that the research is fake there are no anal gems there are no MOTHERFUCKING FAPPING SEX SLAVES IN THE TOWN HALL IT IS NOT A FIRST PERSON SHOOTER OR ROLE PLAYING GAME THE ELIXER COMES FROM LEY LINES FUCK YOU ACTUALLY PLAY THE FUCKING GAME AND DON’T JUMP TO MOTHERFUCKING CONCLUSIONS THIS GAME DOES HAVE SOME FAN FICTIONS BUT I HONESTLY HATE YOU WHOMEVER WROTE THIS AND I DON’T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE THIS IS NOT SENDING ANYONE TO MOTHERFUCKING HELL PLAY THE GAME GO ON THE WIKI AND THE FORUMS, THEN DELETE THIS PAGE… Read more »

Sinstick
Sinstick
5 years ago

Is this website / post a joke? I really can’t tell. On one hand, there are people this ridiculous out there. On the other, this seems like a joke. Can someone please tell?

Jay Borovic this is so fake
Jay Borovic this is so fake
5 years ago

Seems like a joke. Hope it is, other wise the person who made it needs serious help.

Kyle Norris
5 years ago

None of what has been said here is true and the person who wrote this article is the pervert this game has nothing to do with any of these things there is no sex slaves or semen or circle getting going on in this game you build your town and attack neighboring war tribes for there wealth gold gems etc so you can make upgrades to your walls and homes this article has nothing to do with the game and was written buy a person with twisted sick perverted mind. Thank you sincerely a KJV reading independent fundamental Baptist

Jack Mehoff
5 years ago

wow, like previous posters I hope this article is a joke. Otherwise, If buy into this crap, I hope you never look at the bright colors of a rainbow, I mean a real rainbow during a rainstorm, the biblical sign and promise from God that he would never again flood the earth. If I look at the beautiful colors of a peacock, or a cardinal or bluejay, am I gonna want to Rape my sinstick as you say, because bright colors are associated with homosexuality…… If you believe that premise, that bright colors are associated with homosexuality, then you must… Read more »

Celine
5 years ago

What da fug are anal drugs? where can I get some, even though I don’t know what they are?

BishPlez
BishPlez
5 years ago

This is true. They are sex slaves, and mine are fucking hawt ass bitches so get ur hands off their titties

Dick Dickingson
Dick Dickingson
5 years ago

Lmaooooo xD

Fuck you
Fuck you
5 years ago

What are you gonna bash next?
Mountain dew?
Doritos?
The Team Fortress series?
Your mother?