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Facebook to Finally Allow you to Dislike Masturbators

(StopMasturbationNOW)—It has been long proven that masturbation is a top ten cause of disease and the leading cause of eroding family values. But masturbation material is constantly prevalent on Facebook. People post “selvies” in which they take pictures of themselves in ordure to encourage other people to masturbate to their image

Dislike!

Dislike!

Many of these selvie pictures involve mirrors, dinguses, cats, underwear, and milk sacks. As disgusting and immoral as they are they are somehow allowed because it’s the internets. But today comes with it a victory for the moral.

Facebook  is working on a “dislike” button for its posts.

The company’s co-founder and chief Mark Zuckerberg revealed the ongoing tests during a question and answer session on Tuesday.

Dislike!

Dislike!

“People have asked about the ‘dislike’ button for many years, and probably hundreds of people have asked about this, and today is a special day because today is the day that I actually get to say we are working on it, and are very close to shipping a test of it,” he said. The CEO said the company has been working on the feature for some time,

“This will surely allow for people to take a stand against pornographic material” said Lonnie Childs, founder and leader of Stop Masturbation Now. “I’m going to be so busy disliking all kinds of stuff”

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Evangelist Anita Bellview
Evangelist Anita Bellview
6 years ago

Masturbation is an abomination to God because he forbids semen to be released outside of a woman’s flower within Christian marriage. It is the worst sin possible because God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. This is a proven fact as clearly shown in Genesis 38:6-10 6…..Judah’s firstborn baby looked wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death. 8 Then he said to Judah’s brother, Onan, “Enter your brother’s wife and release your seed into her to fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to give offspring for your brother that is not wicked.”… Read more »

Alexander
Alexander
6 years ago

Sweet pics, easy to masturbate to those 😛

Ms Millie Tant
Ms Millie Tant
6 years ago

Hey! Us radfem types have more in common with you religious conservatives types than you may believe! Here we are right alongside you in the battle against self-rape!

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/sep/18/universities-bans-on-pornography-enable-more-freedoms-than-they-take-away

Freedom is slavery!

Averageman
Averageman
6 years ago

I honestly don’t see anything wrong with masturbation from a non religious point of view.

I respect your religion and think it’s great you have something that you believe in, but using religion as an excuse for this doesn’t really cut it for people who feel the same as me- eg agnostic.

So I think I’ll continue “self-raping” until I see a proper reason not to.

Stahp musterbacion BibleThump - Kappa
Stahp musterbacion BibleThump - Kappa
6 years ago

If you could post the source to these I could help. Especially the first one (thumbnail/title). The name would help too.

MisterAda
MisterAda
6 years ago

Thank you, I masturbate.

steve
steve
6 years ago

having never selfraped, praise be, my soul is free of this stain. my undies however are periodically bejizzed in what is known as a wet dream. forgive me father…

Dog the bounty hunter
Dog the bounty hunter
6 years ago

Masturbate your little dick into a baby’s mouth to symbolize fertility and to spread the seed of the lord.

steve
steve
5 years ago

disgusting! do u masturbate your mother with that mouth?

You are dumb
You are dumb
6 years ago

WHY IS MICHELLE OBAMA THERE!!??

arnoldgaring
6 years ago

My daddy gave me a facial once, it was great, I think I will self rape some more as well.

fred
fred
5 years ago

You are an idiot.