(StopMasturbationNOW)—There is a new website geared to children called Instagram that your kids might already be using. Instagram is short for “instant grams” and this service provides drugs by the grams free to kids in exchange for pictures.
Anything from pot to ellisdee is available from this service. A new trend is for kids to take pot anally freeing up both hands to masturbate. Parents, it is vital that you check your computers and mobile cellular telephones for this website. Stop Masturbation NOW highly recommends families use the windows phone as instagrams is not available on it.
Remember fathers, it is your responsibility to talk to your kids about the dangers of masturbation, educate them, don’t let sin enter the home.
Oh, my… And with the jamband festival season approaching, this news could not have come at a worse time,
Praying AT them all! I pray brother Lonald receives the backing to open his Masturcleansitration Camps!
You are all retards
This is a family friendly netsite. Please refrain from using the term retards. Bless!
Oh poor misguided homogay. Judgement day will come soon. Brother Lonnie foretold that Fapnet- a global masturbation network fully funded and operated by big masturbation corporations, will become self aware on the 11th of August 2015 and launch a major naposemen strike against humanity. 3 billion masturbators will perish in an instant! The rest will die slowly from masturbation illnesses like triple aids and become homogay. Only Lonald will lwad us lonovians and the survivors to salvation and ultimate victory against Fapnet.
stupid stupid stupid
Everyone do me a favor!!! Masterbate more often!
False, Instagram IS available for Windows Phone. True christians should only use divine Nokia 3310. Praise Loonie.
Is this a trolling website, or is this foreal? Surely this is a joke right??
You find drug use and the ruining of lives to be a joke? People like you sicken me.
Yes. Satire.
This is hysterical!!
I once injected pot bongs and self raped when I was a lost youth and I am glad I received salvation from Saint Dr. Lonald Childs. I wish they would find a punishment for the young harlots who use the instagrams. This is also another reason not to use the liberal and masturbation friendly apple i phone.
Good thing my phone has a good Camera, and i have a love of pot.
I wan to put my fully erect sin stick in carlos danger’s eyesocket and coat his brain with my thick milky white jism. And if any of it spills out I’m sure cathy REDMOUND and truffle will be the good clean up bitches they are and slurp up any excess. Oh how i want to skull fuck you carlos danger.
Praise
How motherfucking dumb could all of you brainwashed idiots be what the fuck God isn’t real masturbation isn’t bad Instagram doesn’t deliver any drugs expand your brain like my god this is mental do parents really treat there kids like this
Dumb asses for real get a life
I’m on instagram and they don’t give or sell drugs to kids or permote masterbation and let’s talk about priest rapping kids
Do some fucking research! Any idiot knows you can either eat or smoke weed… First hand experience here, and I highly suggest it lol. If it fucked people’s lives up like you suggest, America would not be legalizing it! And yes it does make sex and jacking off better… Which you guys need to do Pronto!
Get off soon, love Jace ❤