Mitt Romney Proves He would Have Been a Better President

(StopMasturbationNOW)—We aren’t the biggest fans of Mormons we need their votes to help keep liberals in check, but their polygamy ways, weird beliefs, and soft stance on Masturbation conflict with the teachings of Lonnie. However in the last Presidential election Mormon Mitt Romney was defeated by Barack Hussain Obama in the election, dooming America to another 4 years of darkness.

But Mister President, Our Economy is in Shambles

Well… now its Mitt who is showing that he is the better leader and tactician. In the ESPN March Madness Tournament Bracket Both Mitt Romney and Obama took part. In this unbiased head to head competition of skill and political prowess mitt Romney utterly destroyed the Kenyan leader.

Romney finished in the top 99.9% and with 1630 points. You can see his bracket here.

Obama Finished in the 39.5% and with a score of 760 Just about as well as he is doing as president.

Mitt correctly picked 23 round of 64 games, 10 round of 32 games, and six Sweet 16 games. After the Sweet 16, he picked every Elite Eight, Final Four and national championship game winner correctly. Obama was beat by Carrot Top and Mrs Johnsons 3rd grade class hamster.