Gorbachev Claims World on Brink of ‘New Cold War’; Expects New Golden Age of Anti-Masturbation
1980s Communist leader, Mikhail Gorbachev, has come forth to alert the world that it is on the brink of a “new Cold War”. Gorbachev speculates that once this “new Cold War” begins, worldwide masturbation rates will plummet like they did during the peak of the original “Cold War”. Speaking in […]