10 Famous People who Died from Masturbation

(StopMaturbationNOW)—Even though it is proven that masturbation is a top ten cause of disease, it still remains popular among some celebrity circles as “cool” and “hip”. However there is nothing “cool” and “hip” about death.

220px-David_Carradine_Polanski_UnauthorizedDavid Carradine
David Carradine is an American actor and martial artist, best known for his leading role as a warrior monk, Kwai Chang Caine, in the 1970s television series Kung Fu. He also was Bill in the Kill Bill Trilogy. He died while masturbating on June 3 2009.

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Grigori Rasputin was an influential member of the Communist Party and founder of the Soviet Union. He died In Saint Petersburg while masturbating on Dec 30 1916.

Michael Jackson (not pictured)
A well-known black musician and current record holder for most chuck E cheese tokens purchased, Michael Jackson had a very disturbing and very private life. He was found dead on June 25 2009 from dehydration after expelling all his bodily fluids seminally. He was watching Lord of the Flies (1990).

ScottyJames Doohan
Better known to star wars fans as “Beam Me up Scotty” James Doohan had a terrible masturbation addiction his whole life. His right hand distorted and claw shaped from masturbation, he often had to take many pain medications to make it through filming and eventually succumbed to his addiction in 2005

jim2Jim Belushi
A famous sketch comedian from Saturday Night Live and the Animal House movies, Jim Belushi attempted a “oriental rush” mixing ellis-dee and pot while masturbating. The combination proved too much for his heart and he died on March 5 1982 at the age of 33.

captionBruce Lee and Brandon Lee
Father and son Bruce and Brandon Lee led eerily similar lives. Both were martial arts superstars, both died from masturbation overdose while young and while filming a movie.

babe-ruthLou Gehrig
Lou Gehrig may have said he was the luckiest man alive, but his only luck was self-rape. A famous baseball player with the New York Yankees he started masturbating at a very early age. By the time he was 37 his body was riddled with diseases, some were actually caused by his masturbation and then were passed onto others.

MHMichael Hutchence 
Michael Hutchence is famous for being the lead drummer of the British pop Duo U2. Known for his trademark sunglasses and friendship with Bob Geldof. His fame sent him spiraling out of control. He was found dead from masturbation on Nov 22 1997.

Mitch Heldeburg (not pictured)
and voice actor Mitch Heldeburg. His trademark joke was: “I used to masturbate. I still do, but I used to, too” Sadly the joke was on him as he was found dead on March 29 2005. Well Mitch, now that your dead… you are going to find yourself using a lot less Kleenex.

Parents… it is very important that you talk to your kids about masturbation every day. If you don’t touch them they will only touch themselves.

13 Comments on 10 Famous People who Died from Masturbation

  1. Lonnies mum died of a masterbation accident. She inserted cucumber s in her sin cave, anus and mouth… she was so caught up in the moment she couldnt breath. Also thank you brother lonnie for providing me with yet another wonderful picture I can add to my wank bank… its up there with Cathy and Fluffle bio photos. Praise! Oh praise let me praise all over fluffles milking cat.

  2. It is a well known fact that, asides from hairy palms, carpel tunnel, and an impure mind, masturbation leads to increased heart rate which leads to heart attacks and eventual death. What a shame about Bruce, he was a legend. I will be praying at his soul, although lost in eternal hellfire, may he find peace….. and 3rd degree soul-burns.

  3. Wow… What a bunch of incorrect BS. Also, exercising inceases heart rate during the activity as well and it is good for your health. This site is obviously written by someone who needs an education because it’s full of stupidity. Those who believe this junk is severely lacking in intelligence.

  4. Never knew MJ died from over- masturbation, but now that I think about it, he was grabbing hi crotch quite a-lot- did this result in too much loss of sperm via ejaculation?

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