(StopMaturbationNOW)—Even though it is proven that masturbation is a top ten cause of disease, it still remains popular among some celebrity circles as “cool” and “hip”. However there is nothing “cool” and “hip” about death.
David Carradine is an American actor and martial artist, best known for his leading role as a warrior monk, Kwai Chang Caine, in the 1970s television series Kung Fu. He also was Bill in the Kill Bill Trilogy. He died while masturbating on June 3 2009.
Grigori Rasputin was an influential member of the Communist Party and founder of the Soviet Union. He died In Saint Petersburg while masturbating on Dec 30 1916.
Michael Jackson (not pictured)
A well-known black musician and current record holder for most chuck E cheese tokens purchased, Michael Jackson had a very disturbing and very private life. He was found dead on June 25 2009 from dehydration after expelling all his bodily fluids seminally. He was watching Lord of the Flies (1990).
Better known to star wars fans as “Beam Me up Scotty” James Doohan had a terrible masturbation addiction his whole life. His right hand distorted and claw shaped from masturbation, he often had to take many pain medications to make it through filming and eventually succumbed to his addiction in 2005
A famous sketch comedian from Saturday Night Live and the Animal House movies, Jim Belushi attempted a “oriental rush” mixing ellis-dee and pot while masturbating. The combination proved too much for his heart and he died on March 5 1982 at the age of 33.
Lou Gehrig may have said he was the luckiest man alive, but his only luck was self-rape. A famous baseball player with the New York Yankees he started masturbating at a very early age. By the time he was 37 his body was riddled with diseases, some were actually caused by his masturbation and then were passed onto others.
Michael Hutchence is famous for being the lead drummer of the British pop Duo U2. Known for his trademark sunglasses and friendship with Bob Geldof. His fame sent him spiraling out of control. He was found dead from masturbation on Nov 22 1997.
Mitch Heldeburg (not pictured)
and voice actor Mitch Heldeburg. His trademark joke was: “I used to masturbate. I still do, but I used to, too” Sadly the joke was on him as he was found dead on March 29 2005. Well Mitch, now that your dead… you are going to find yourself using a lot less Kleenex.
Parents… it is very important that you talk to your kids about masturbation every day. If you don’t touch them they will only touch themselves.