HBO actress and writer Lena Dunham is catching a firestorm of criticism after bloggers have called attention to a number of shocking revelations in her book, Not That Kind of Girly.
In the book, Dunham talks about her privileged upbringing and her ultra-rich left-wing artist parents, growing up in a $6.25 million New York apartment and summer home in Connecticut, experiencing elite private schools and a steady stream of therapists, doctors and psychologists. She relates the details of incidents in which she masturbated with her younger sister present, leading her to make unwanted advances.
We won’t reprint the sordid details here but Dunham describes her own behavior thusly: “Basically, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl I was trying.”
In the book, Dunham also describes how constant masturbation resulted in weight gain and slowly turned her hair green. Dunham has reportedly threatened to sue websites and blogs that have quoted passages from her book directly and gone into a self-described “rage spiral” against her critics.
Pastor Lonnie Childs, founder of Stop Masturbation Now Ministries, Inc. issued the following statement from the Dean’s Office office at Brother Lonnie’s University of FaithFacts™ (B.L.U.F.F.):
“Dunham, the ‘Queen of Dumpy,’ has indicted herself on several counts, regaling the perverts with her tell-all trash tales. It is quite telling of our society’s moral decline when publishers shower her with millions to publish her putrid pornography.”
“Dunham even turned her little sister into a HomoGay™ with her masturbation and abuse, using her as an experimentation platform for her perverted fantasies. She is digging a deeper hole with her ill-aimed mastur-rage at people who are only trying to help her.”
“However, there is hope for this troubled soul. She needs to ask forgiveness from the Lord, repudiate masturbation, and tithe 10 per cent of her income to a good cause such as the University of FaithFacts™ or the Foundation for a Better Tomorrow. I’m not holding my breath, though.”