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Miley Cyrus Is A Big Masturbation Sex Android – Stop Masturbation Now

Miley Cyrus Is A Big Masturbation Sex Android

Miley Cyrus. (image source: By Rob Sinclair [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons)

It should come as no surprise that the Miley Cyrus brand has taken a turn down Satan’s path over the past four years of her troubled music career. In fact, author David Henderson even theorizes in his upcoming book that Miley Cyrus was replaced by a double in 2010. Mr. Henderson’s theory makes a lot of sense when you add in the possibility that the Cyrus double was put into play by Big Masturbation. It seems logical that Big Masturbation would try to latch onto a rising star in the preteen world, Miley “Hannah Montana” Cyrus, and find some way to corrupt her fan base to their ways of darkness and depression. I’d like to hope that the original Miley Cyrus refused to let them do this to her and was silenced; rather to give her life to masturbation abstinence that be corrupted by the dark agents of Big Masturbation.

Once the double was put into service, you can see the moral decline of her work. From simulating non-normal sex maneuvers with Robin Thicke at the 2013 Video Music Awards ceremony to her numerous nearly nude photos that were posted on her own volition, the evidence of the downfall of the Miley Cyrus brand is clear. As Henderson says in his book, “They like to exploit these celebrities and use them to further whatever agenda they are after. If the celebrity is unwilling, they do not hesitate to get a doppelgänger to do the dirty work.” Obviously the “they” that Henderson is referring to is Big Masturbation.

Any doubt that this conspiracy against decency is going on will be instantly silenced with a posting by the Miley Cyrus double on the “official” Miley Cyrus brand Instagram account. I have shared this shameful and sinful photo below for your consideration:

Screen Shot 2015-01-18 at 5.13.54 PMFor those of you who have LonnieBlock™ enabled and cannot see the depraved smut I just posted, I will explain it. “Miley Cyrus” posts a grainy and poor quality photo of a man wearing an orange shirt tucked into “Daisy Duke” style denim short shorts. The man’s right hand disappears into the groin region of the shorts. “Miley Cyrus” (or more likely her Big Masturbation handler) then adds the caption “a masturbate a day keeps the haters away”.

This image and caption proves without a shadow of a doubt that either Miley Cyrus has in fact been replaced by a Big Masturbation sex android or that the actual Miley Cyrus has been mentally compromised in such a way by Big Masturbation that she is willingly shilling for their agenda and potentially poisoning the minds of millions of impressionable children.

Something must be done. I now look to my Lord and Personal Savior, Dr. Lonald Childs, for direction in this time of great turmoil and strife. Praise.

About Kenneth Day 12 Articles
Kenneth Day got his start doing The Lord's Work at a small church in Chandler, Arizona. He quickly rose through the ranks of his church and got the attention of several anti-masturbation crusaders who have enlisted his various talents. When Ken is not devoting his time to helping Lonnie's cause as well as other alternative religious organizations, he works as a video game reviewer.
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7 Comments on Miley Cyrus Is A Big Masturbation Sex Android

  1. Two things:
    1. Ken review Halo and Mass Effect (any games) I seriously want to laugh at your opinions. Or better yet write an article about them
    2. For once you’re right. Miley Cyrus is mentally insane.

  2. I have said it before and I will say it again, there is nothing more disgusting than a young woman touching herself.

  3. “And Noah began to be a farmer, and he planted a vineyard. Then he drank of the wine and was drunk, and became uncovered in his tent. And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brothers outside. But Shem and Japheth took a garment, laid it on both their shoulders, and went backward and covered the nakedness of their father. Their faces were turned away, and they did not see their father’s nakedness. So Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done to him. Then he said: “Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants he shall be to his brethren.” And he said: “Blessed be the LORD, the God of Shem, and may Canaan be his servant. May God enlarge Japheth, and may he dwell in the tents of Shem; and may Canaan be his servant.”‘

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