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How many Gold Medals Would Tim Tebow Win if he was at the Olympics?

Dear Lonnie, how many medals would Tim Tebow win if he was at the Olympics?

Bart Tanner 13

 

Well Bart, the easy answer of course would be all of them. Laughing Out Loud! But seriously, it is a great question and involves a lot of thought. As a hypothetical question we need to make some assumptions.

Assumption number 1. We will limit this to individual sports to rule out variables in teammate play.

Assumption number 2. We will rule out medals in sports that are subjective. Sports like gymnastics and synchronized swimming are judged based on opinion instead of fact. People of other faith or liberals may cheat Tim Tebow as they fear him.

Assumption number 3. We will ignore the fact that events take place simultaneously. Someone running the marathon may not be able to do the high jump as they might be at the same time. We will ignore this constraint.

Assumtion number 4. We will limit this to Gold medals. This eliminates the possibility that Tim could have the top three scores in an event.

Assumption number 5. We will limit this to male sports.
 

So using the constraints listed above we estimate Tim Tebow would win about 117 Gold Medals in Rio.

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I call bullshit on that. Smart Guy do your thing

Deku
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Deku

I call bullshit on that. Smart Guy do your thing you brilliant NASA worker. EDUCATE THE RETERDS.

Stalin☭☭☭☭
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Stalin☭☭☭☭

Tebow is shot! His family shot!

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LOL@THISWEBSITE

He would never beat bolt in the 100m or the 200m and not Van Niekerk in the 400m

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Brother Nidwin

Wasn’t it Tim Tebow, ex ping-pong pro player, who had the bad aids and that brother Looney helped out with the golden shower to become a famous sportsmale?

Ms Millie Tant
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Ms Millie Tant

There needs to be more strong independent wombyn competing in heejee-jabees and burkinas to protect them from the oppressive male gaze. Phelps should go back to ripping bongloads and stop stealing medals from the wombyns and other persons of color. Nice to see people of the Islamic race refusing to shake hands with the joos, though. #slutwalk4palestine

Stalin☭☭☭☭
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Stalin☭☭☭☭

TEBOW CANT WIN SHIT IF HES DEAD COMRADES

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I love this site, like how I love fucking Cathy