Articles by: Patriarch Jasper Centaur
Do Hollywood Zombie Documentaries Provide a Key to Defeating Masturbation?
In my past life as a secular masturbator I was unhealthily infatuated with zombie documentaries. Since being saved by Lonnie Childs and the STOP Masturbation NOW ministries, however, I have come to the realization that zombies are possibly the most prolific self-rapists alive! Zombies, like your typical masturbator, are brain […]
