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Sign our Petition to Deport Ariana Grande

(StopMasturbationNOW)—Americas motto has been to give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Nowhere did we ever ask masturbators to come here. Actually its exactly the opposite. Last week Mexican mariachi star Ariana Grande launched her own terror attack at America when she went into a tantrum at a donut store where she yelled “I hate Americans. I hate America.”

CaptureThe incident, which was captured on video also captured her licking the donuts and putting them back possibly in an attempt to spread her Mexican masturbation related diseases to innocent Americans.

We ask all proud Americans to support and sign our petition to deport Ariana Grande immediately.

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Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub, a towel under his knees and another under his hands, his head turned as he craned his neck to watch Brendon working. The younger boy swirled the spoon around in the over-large bowl before tapping it against the rim and laying it on the counter. “You know it’ll cool down a little once I get it in the bag, but is that good?” Brendon bent over next to the tub so Ryan could slowly dip two fingers into the bowl, nodding once. “It’s fine.” Brendon nodded again, reaching out to stroke Ryan’s hair before… Read more »

Summer
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SOMEBODY POSTED THE MILK FIC I CANT BREATHE

Alex
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Alex

I hadda. I just hadda.

The Untold Truth. (@A36783)
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The secrets are out. Only a few know. God is a lie. Life is science. Radicals will fall.

Todd Dalton
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Todd Dalton

Bahahahahaha are you fucking kidding me? Deport Arianna Grande? Go to hell all you fake ass Christians

Fuk u tchu
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Fuk u tchu

Is this a joke site? I simple cannot reconcile the idea that there are still ppl so dumb as to actally make a serious website like this…

Nigger Mc.hebrew stien
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Ruby
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Ruby

Why would you say masturbation related diseases? your a fucking moron, lol. it is called STD’s, and you don’t get STD’s from jerking your dick or fingering your pussy you fucking idiot, lol

Matthew 7:5
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.

fucking hypocrites

Ruby
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Ruby

oh and btw, your only two options are biased against her, there’s no opposing selection you biased troglodytes.

Jace
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Jace

I jack off to her at least 4 times a day! Who else thinks she hot as fuck? I can’t get enough of those soft boobs