Masturbators for the most part look just like you or I but upon closer inspection subtle differences become apparent. Witness this lost soul, who we will call “Thomas Y.”, who has recently been diagnosed with stage-2 masturbation astigmatism. Please print out this picture and carry it with you at all times. If you encounter anyone who displays these symptoms DO NOT SHAKE THEIR HAND. If you must, offer a polite, sin-free fist bump and quickly excuse yourself and alert your local pastor for an emergency prayer session. You have done your part, the rest is between God and the self-rapist.
Be alert! Be vigilant! Be self-rape free!
– Lonnie
I masturbated to this article
Amen!
As did I, and also to the not so Virgin Mary. Also…. Puss cunt!
I jizzed on a classroom of 6th graders, thanks stopmasturbation.org
finished masturbating and came (lol) to this site. Love that all the ads are half naked girls. irony.
I’m thrilled
Umm…. Dont You Guys Think That The Person Who Published This Article Is Going A Little Bit Overboard? This Looks Like A Normal Guy. And All The Writer Is Doing Is Pointing Out His Facial Flaws. Kinda Dumb If You Ask Me.
yes tom is a textbook case. may the lord continue to punish tom, in his mercy.
Uh…. Masturbation doesn’t have these effects on our genetics…?
What the fuck is ‘masturbation hair’? XD
Thomas Y. is actually Thom Yorke of Radiohead/Atoms for Peace. As a huge fan, I think I’d know if he had some disease… The best part, however, is that they blame his eye problem that he was BORN with on masturbation. I’m so happy I found this article.
What a bullshit tosser site
I came from just looking at his face.
brb, need a trip to the yank tank