Family Values

Five Reasons Girls Masturbate

(StopMasturbationNOW)—There is nothing more awful than female masturbation. It is so awful that most people don’t want to talk about it in their families, schools, or even churches. However it is important to openly talk about female masturbation and how wrong it is. It is very helpful to know why girls masturbate because knowing can help you change their behavior and reduce or hopefully eliminate the urge to masturbate.
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Here are 5 common reasons girls masturbate.

They are Fat
Heavy girls often get less attention from the guys, then they think well no guy is going to touch me, so I better do it myself. That feeling often leads to depression and then more eating and more masturbation in a vicious cycle. Even girls just a little bit overweight can get into this cycle. Parents its important to set high standards of what you expect from your girls weight wise. Skinny=Popular Popular=No time to masturbate. Well, mostly. Many of the babestationcams.com girls are skinny. But that’s a different situation.

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Some girls just are so attracted to themselves they just can’t help but having sex with themselves. Masturbation in itself is a lesbian act. A girl touching a sin cave and giving it pleasure while having a girl explore your sin cave for the purpose of pleasure is by definition a lesbian act and therefore immoral (not to mention gross). It does not matter that both girls are the same girl. Make sure to keep your daughter away from such lesbian influences as television, books, and music. Talk to her about her lesbian thoughts, remind her that they are wrong.

Their Mom Masturbated
The number one response a child will give when confronted about her masturbation is “I learned it by watching you mom!” Parents it’s very important that you not masturbate and make sure to let your children see you not masturbating.

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Hot Topic Girls Constantly Self-rape.

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Some kids masturbate because they just want to rebel against everything while pleasuring themselves with XXX-rated materials they can find if they click this over here now. These girls use apple products, shop at hot topic or Kohls, avoid gluten, and drink $8 coffee in Italian sized cups. The best cure for these girls is family time. Instead of them going to the mall with their friends, go to church with the family. Instead of dancing with friends, go to the zoo with family. Family time all the time every time!

They are Selfish
Masturbation is a selfish act, especially done alone away from the father or family. Remind girls that to masturbate is denying men their natural role as keepers of the cave. If a girl is masturbation you probably have been too lenient about her reproductive and feminine hygiene choices. It’s time to reassert yourself. It’s never too late to affect change.

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Deeznuts
Deeznuts
6 years ago

Your mom

adolf hitler
adolf hitler
6 years ago
Reply to  Deeznuts

Fucking crazy left wing bible thumpers.

cunts everywhere
cunts everywhere
6 years ago

What a load of bullshit.

Bob
Bob
6 years ago

I got off on the GIF

Amy T.
Amy T.
6 years ago

Can’t tell if this is a joke or not… either way it’s fucking priceless!!

Amy T.
Amy T.
6 years ago
Reply to  Amy T.

“There is nothing more awful than female masturbation”…

5 things that are more awful than Female Masturbation:
1. Rape
2. Murder
3. Physical Assault
4. Genocide
5. Kim Kardashian

DextarClaw9
6 years ago

wasn’t this supposed to be a family site

kenzie
kenzie
6 years ago

I’m a lesbian, I don’t masturbate . I don’t know one single person that masturbates that learned from their parents? I’m not that skinny but still, don’t do it. I know more skinny girls that do it than bigger girls. You are body shaming ass holes. I am selfish! That’s why I fuck my girlfriend and don’t let anyone else do it. Why masturbate when you could have a lesbian do it for you. Hope this makes your page burn. Ignorant fucks. You people are seriously possessed by the devil. Because God would’ve made our arms shorter if he didn’t… Read more »

Grace
Grace
6 years ago

Very well said! I’m sharing this with everyone I know! Let us pray.
Lord,
Please bless the souls that fall to the temptation of masturbation. Help them to see the great sin they commit against you, O Lord. For You are all good and deserving of all our love. With your grace, help these girls to sin no more and to avoid the near occasion of sin. Amen.

Nigel Covington
6 years ago

Kenzie, I’m a lesbian myself and like you I never touch myself on my dirty parts because I know God’s love for me which is why I’m a celibate virgin lesbian. How dare you bring up “body shaming” on this holy website after posting as follows… “I’m not that skinny but still, don’t do it.” Look hear porky I hate to tell you this and shatter your false reality but you and your girlfriend can’t f@ck sister. Two girls can’t f@ck you shameless pig, that requires both a vagina and penis between a married couple for the purpose of procreation.… Read more »

DextarClaw9
6 years ago

lol ok, “holy website”. sex doesn’t have to be vagina + penis. also sex isn’t always for making babies.

Demi god
Demi god
6 years ago

Religious people are funny. They talk about religion but they cant practice what they preach

Brandon
Brandon
6 years ago

This whole article is bullshit. Whoever wrote this is an idiot.

John doe
John doe
6 years ago

Who ever wrote this article is an ignorant asshole and can go burn in hell because honestly nothing on this page has an ounce of truth the real reason females mastrabate is because it feels awesome we live in the 21st century get with the times mastrabate it feels good anyone that says otherwise is either a virgin or has been told that it is bad and has not mastrabated themselves and who ever wrote this article is disrespecting every women out there take this article down and shove it where the sun don’t shine

Imbrium
Imbrium
6 years ago

FUCKING LOVE THIS SITE!!

Barbora
Barbora
6 years ago

The worst thing about masturbating is not masturbating. And you really REALLY need to touch your sin sausage or sin cave and jerk off regularly…

Vagina Fart
Vagina Fart
6 years ago

You heartless cuntwagon. Have so much pent up dead baby sperm in your dicks, because of your untouched sin stick. You are crusty. The best comment on here was from that lesbian. Go fuck yourselves. If your logic is correct, everybody on this earth is a lesbian because almost everybody pleasures themselves.

Amy
Amy
6 years ago

This is so fucking hilarious! My fucking god! Ive just finished masturbating and i end up here laughing so hard! Please keep on making this funny stuff.

Bevis
Bevis
6 years ago

Boing. Hehehehehehehehe. Boing.

obama420o
6 years ago

Lol. Total bullshit. I’ve got nothing against religion, but if you don’t like masturbation, then just admit it’s for purely religious reasons, instead of spreading lies ‘in the name of god’. JEEZE, you people just piss me off.

derpina
derpina
6 years ago

anyone who takes this obvious satire seriously is a fool. get real, people.

poopfeast420
poopfeast420
6 years ago

is there a source of the beginning gif? don’t ask why, i need to crucify the source or somethign

vagina
vagina
6 years ago

vagina

️️️️ (@rosieharrie)

I’m finger my pussy while reading these articles

Vilhelmina
Vilhelmina
4 years ago

Why would it not be acceptable to love one’s body and do something that feels good and does not harm anyone? I have given my life to God, but that does not mean I can’t love my body. And the reasons given for masturbation here are bullshit, at least in my case. And why is the female body considered so mysterious and disgusting? We’re just humans for goodness sake! And on a mildly related note, it’s not like the Bible criminalizes sex, it is only implying that premarital sex is sin, in fact the first order from God to humans… Read more »