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Pastor Lonnie Childs Calls For Peace in Ferguson, Mo.

SAFFORD, ARIZ. — Pending the announcement of the grand jury verdict in Ferguson, Mo. clearing Officer Darren Wilson of wrongdoing in the shooting of robbery suspect Michael Brown, angry protesters vowed to take their rage to the streets regardless of the decision.

With racial tensions flaring anew, Childs urged the Bleck community to stop rioting and killing each other. “Bleck lives matter too. While we appreciate them keeping their gang killings and looting within their own community, these kinds of monkeyshines are wholly unproductive and prevent any kind of empowerment and advancement,” said Childs, speaking from the parking lot of Brother Lonnie’s University of FaithFacts™ (B.L.U.F.F.) in Safford, Ariz..

"I have a dream" - MLK

Pastor Lonnie Childs marched with Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. as a student in seminary school

 

“I marched with Dr. King as a young man in the 1960s when I was in seminary school, and I carry his dream with me to this day. However, these madcap shenanigans in Ferguson are getting out of hand. The marauding looters and protesters need to be kept in check by any means necessary,” said Childs as he unpacked his vintage Manville riot cannon from the trunk of his car and test fired several incendiary flares into the air. “This is in case any of the violence spills over into Arizona. It’s highly unlikely, but we always like to be prepared.”

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Brother Lonnie Test-Fires Riot Cannon with Incendiary Flares

 

“These inner-city youths can stop killing each other, pull their pants up and learn calculus at any time. They can also to stop listening to the raps and the hip hops, which only encourages the sexist braggadocio and violence. A healthy respect for the police wouldn’t hurt either.”

Pastor Lonnie asks Ferguson residents to pull up pants and study calculus.

Pastor Lonnie’s message of peace to Ferguson residents: Pull up pants and study calculus.

 

 

“They may be second-class citizens, but they’re our second-class citizens,” said the Christian minister.

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A Smart Guy
6 years ago

Ok this is really really racist

Saved by Truth
Saved by Truth
6 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

Racist is what racist sees

A Smart Guy
6 years ago
Reply to  Saved by Truth

Calling Blacks, “Blecks, is racist, calling them second class citizens is also racist.

Purdie
Purdie
6 years ago

That’s. It Martin Luther king jr…

A Smart Guy
6 years ago
Reply to  Purdie

That’s Morgan Freeman

A Smart Guy
6 years ago
Reply to  Milton Grits

Look up a pic of Martin Luther King Jr. And you’ll see that’s not him

jacobfranklin
jacobfranklin
6 years ago

Lonnie really does need to go to Ferguson and perform one of his miracles.

A-M
A-M
6 years ago

This is so fucking racist.

A Smart Guy
6 years ago
Reply to  Milton Grits

Then mind your language you little sexist and racist fuck!