(StopMasturbationNOW)—For years we have been lied to. The Chinese tell stories of how over a hundred years ago Chinese people built the Great Wall of China to keep foreign invaders out.
New research by Brandon Walker at the Wyoming institute of Technology has revealed it is not the case. “After intensive studies of BING maps and looking at photographs of the wall I have come to the irrefutable conclusion that the wall was not build by the Chinese but by Europeans in an effort to keep the Chinese menace contained” Dr. Walker said.
Great Wall Or European Castle? Obviously a European design
When Marco Polo returned to the west he brought home terrible stories of a primitive diminutive slant eyed yellow species that reproduced at a frightening pace. Quickly religious leaders went into action and a coalition of nations known as the yellow crusade was formed and dispatched. They successfully walled in all of china and destroyed all records of the trip to dissuade future generations from trying to approach this species. Thus the great wall was founded. The Chinese faced with the shameful knowledge that the rest of the world did not want them, then lied to their own people with the face saving the wall is to protect us story.
Leader Lonnie Childs has long called for a “modern Wall of China” to once again isolate the Orientals from the rest of the world.
Who licked all the fat cats in China?
Mousey Tongue.