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Surprise Sex: The Cure for an Unmotivated Spouse

The leading cause of masturbation among men is lack of sex. The leading cause of female masturbation is also lack of sex. What is the solution? Answer: more procreation with your same-race spouse.

Unfortunately, many spouses become unmotivated for sex at the exact moment that their spouse is. This creates conflict, insecurities, frustrations, and anger. The solution for many couples is to keep things exciting. Some men and women surprise their spouse with flowers or candy. Why not surprise him or her with sex? You could turn on some adult scene from a site like https://www.tubev.sex/?hl=es and others and get things steamy.

Here is what to do:

  • Find a time that is appropriate for sex (no children around)
  • Make yourself ready for sex (erection or other)
  • Find a nice place to hide, close to your place of consummation
  • Wait for your spouse
  • Once your spouse appears in the vicinity, Jump out from behind your hiding place, yell “Surprise” and have sex with him/her
Women are also encouraged to practice Surprise Sex.

Women are also encouraged to practice Surprise Sex.

There you have it! It’s as simple as that. You will often hear your spouse become overjoyed and not fully believe that Surprise Sex is happening. Sometimes they might enjoy Free sex and hard porn, only at sexfreehd xxx to get the gears going but that doesn’t work for everyone. They may say “Oh, no!” and they may wonder who this new assertive spouse is and ask “Who are you?” However your spouse expresses their appreciation, just remember that sex is a two way street and the two of you need to work together to ensure that the husband has an orgasm. If you’re looking for different or odd ways to engage in sex, here’s another idea… Roleplay! You could pretend to be the likes of an Italian escort olbia, meeting your spous- sorry, your client for a daring night out. Cheating may be a sin, but not if you’re pretending. There are hundreds of other surprisingly sexy things you could do, you just have to put your mind to it and refrain from touching your no-sin zone in the meantime. We’re sure you could find material to inspire you over on sites like tube videos hd Check This Out.

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acs
acs
10 years ago

Can I cumb (pun intended) to your next beautiful surkle jerk jimmy you can lick the sweet juzum from my triple aids infested taint u sexy homogay

tesaros
10 years ago
Reply to  acs

And they call masturbation rape…

acs
acs
10 years ago

We can invite our ogrelord shreck to shreck our anuses

Jimmy
Jimmy
10 years ago

No acs i won’t eat jism from your taint. Read my posts more carefully! Cathy REDMOUND is the designated clean up bitch

augustweisz
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10 years ago

One time this happened with January. It took me like 5 minutes to realize the mistake I made. At least we have a good story to tell.

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1 year ago

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