BREAKING: Obama Just Released 61 Masturbators BACK ON THE STREETS!

President Barack Obama has always has been soft on hardened  self-rape crime. His opposition to self-celibacy and his attitude toward the shameful hands-to-genitalia crime have made America less safe.

Today, we see just how immoral and dangerous Obama is during his final year in the White House. He just abused his power and commuted the prison sentences of 61 self-rapists who were arrested on sodomy offenses. Some of the crimes were so serious, they were currently serving life-sentences! A few of the self-rapists also had charges involving pedophilia…

Obama, in a letter to the masturbators receiving commutations, said the presidential power to grant commutations and pardons “embodies the basic belief in our democracy that people deserve a second chance after having made a mistake in their lives that led to a conviction under our laws.”

The latest gaggle of commutations brings to 248 the total number of self-rapists whose terms Obama has commuted — more than the past six presidents combined, the White House said. The pace of commutations and the rarer use of pardons are expected to increase as the end of Obama’s presidency nears.

“Throughout the remainder of his time in office, the president is committed to continuing to issue more grants of clemency as well as releasing masturbators into the public.” said Neil Egghead, the White House counsel, in a blog post.

Criminals arrested for serious, felony self-rape crimes should serve their sentence in prison, instead of being out on the streets occupying jack-houses and menacing the citizens with their circle jerks and lewd parties. Obama’s activist Justice Department have been lobbying for weaker sentences and expanded leniency toward self-celibacy improvement laws.

Now, dozens of snake handlers are back on the streets and can get back to making our communities more dangerous and perverted. How pathetic!