A Chilling Glimpse into the Mind of a Self-Rapist
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Moral Outrage
Study Promoting Masturbation at Work Leads to Woman’s Pregnancy in “Neutral Gender” Restroom
Mark Sergeant, a senior lecturer in psychology at Nottingham Trent University, stated recently that a masturbation break would be “very effective at work” and a “great way to relieve tension and stress.” Psychologist and life coach Dr. Cliff Arnall agreed. “I would expect a masturbation policy to result in more […]
SMN Ministries Announces Boycott and Protest of Masturbation Movie “A Cure For Wellness”
“And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.” — Deut 32.19 In an expected move, SMN Ministries has announced its intention to protest the newest release from Regency Enterprises. A Cure for Wellness is Hollywood’s newest Big Masturbation […]
BREAKING: Obama Just Released 61 Masturbators BACK ON THE STREETS!
President Barack Obama has always has been soft on hardened self-rape crime. His opposition to self-celibacy and his attitude toward the shameful hands-to-genitalia crime have made America less safe. Today, we see just how immoral and dangerous Obama is during his final year in the White House. He just abused […]
Target Allows Transgender People to Masturbate in Restroom of Their Choosing
Earlier this week, French-owned retailer “Target (pronounced, tar-jay)” announced that it will allow transgender people to use and masturbate in whatever restroom they choose to. This new corporate policy comes amid new laws in North Carolina, Mississippi and Tennessee which restrict access to public restrooms based upon gender. A spokesman […]
Paul Horner aka Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin MUST GO NOW
The grumblings have going on for some time among the Stop Masturbation NOW elders and I in good conscience must come out and say: Paul Horner aka Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin MUST GO NOW! The man is a disgrace to Brother Lonnie’s outreach efforts to poor and disenfranchised children who […]
ESPN Actively Encouraging Men to Commit Sex Acts Upon Each Other
In today’s masturbation-fueled world, it should come to no surprise that Disney’s own ESPN has a segment on their NFL Sunday Pre-Game show called (of all things) “C’Mon Man!!!” As you know, cumming on a man is something only another man can do, as women are not physically capable of […]
