Moral Outrage

ESPN Actively Encouraging Men to Commit Sex Acts Upon Each Other

In today’s masturbation-fueled world, it should come to no surprise that Disney’s own ESPN has a segment on their NFL Sunday Pre-Game show called (of all things) “C’Mon Man!!!”

As you know, cumming on a man is something only another man can do, as women are not physically capable of orgasming. This disgusting act also involves masturbation. What’s shocking is that this sort of obscene campaign is taking place on what should be a manly, heterosexual television show.

Lately, the great sport of Football (or “American Soccer” as other countries call it) is being wrenched away from good, honest men. Tim Tebow has been cut from the Eagels, Jenn Sturgeon is no longer on television, and now this.

I, for one, will not do what ESPN is telling us to do. I will not defile my fellow man. I will only contact another man with a sanitary and perfectly straight Fist-Bump.

I encourage you all to contact ESPN and tell them to stop this campaign once and for all. You can reach them toll-free at: 1-888-276-6760

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Mike Norstrom
Mike Norstrom
4 years ago

Is this a parody? Because A this made me laugh so hard and B there is no way there are human beings out there that are this stupid.

Liam McKey
4 years ago

The “P” in ESPN stands for: PERVERT

She Would Know
She Would Know
4 years ago

“Women are not physically capable of orgasming”? Honey, you’re doing it wrong. 😉

Liam McKey
4 years ago
Reply to  She Would Know

The female orgasm is a myth.

Concerned citizen
Concerned citizen
4 years ago

“C’Mon Man!” is just a phrase they say when describing ridiculous moments/plays in football. No sexual perversion is intended. Good grief!

Mac
Mac
4 years ago

ESPN = Exterminate Sick Perverts Now!

Queen
Queen
4 years ago

If you can’t get a chick to cum then you’re doing something wrong.