NFL Player Antonio Brown takes out Masturbation Rage on Innocent Caucasian Player (photo proof)

(StopMasturbationNOW)—It is well proven that masturbation is a top ten cause of disease. One of those diseases is mental illness. Masturbation rage is a form of mental illness where one gets irrational, angry, violent, uppity or just plain old mouthy because of Masturbation.

Pittsburg Steeler Antonio Brown today took his masturbation rage out on innocent punter Spencer Lanning of the Cleveland browns. Spencer Brown was punting and kicked a good punt, one that his parents watching would have been very proud of. Antonio Brown fielded the punt and ran a very successful 50 yards and directly at punter Lanning. Antonio Brown then lept into a Botswanian leap tribal kick directly at the forehead of the stunned punter.

The following photos contain graphic images of minorities and masturbation rage. Women and children should leave the room before you view the gallery.

Minorities lead the NFL in penalties by a wide margin. It is really no surprise that these things happen.

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