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Masturbation Made Illegal In All 50 States

Masturbation Made Illegal In All 50 States

The scourge of masturbation is now on its death throes as the efforts of Brother Lonald “Lonnie” Childs and a recent decision by the Supreme Court has made “Tina’s Law” mandatory in all 50 states. “Tina’s Law”, named after black singing sensation Tina Turner has made masturbation illegal with fines, […]

by July 7, 2015 19 comments Tina's Law
You Are Cordially Invited…

You Are Cordially Invited…

You are cordially invited, that’s right, the entire Internet is invited, to celebrate the Holy Matrimony of my Brother Myron Danus to his Lonnie-approved, Same Race Assigned Spouse, Paula Austin, on Friday December 12th at 6pm. The wedding ceremony itself will be a private function for family and friends at […]

by November 22, 2014 23 comments Family Values
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