TheRev Leroy Jenkins was born the oldest of 13 children in a small farm town of Sweet Apple, Oh. While on the farm he learned to fear god, a woman’s place is in the kitchen, a mans place is to be the head of the household, and masturbation is a sin. At 18 TheRev left his small town and moved to Seattle to attend college, while there he was tempted by some filthy pot-weed injecting hippies to try masturbations, this led to a downward spiral of ellis dee bong hits, pot weed injections, listening to Milli Vanilli, and holding a sign saying “Will self rape for McNuggets.” He was at his lowest point in his life when he was saved by Lonnie Childs of the Stop Masturbation Now church, Lonnie took him in, bathed him in his Holy Golden Shower of Truth, and educated him in FaithFacts™ and Brother Lonnie’s University of FaithFacts™ in Stafford, AZ. TheRev was an avid student and earned his PHD of FaithFacts™ from B.L.U.FF and was sent out on a Mission to spread Lonnie’s word to heathen Amish-Mexicans in rural Ohio. TheRev now resides in Ohio and runs the Ohio B.L.U.FF campus in Homersville, Oh with his 5 Same Race Assigned Spouses and his 23 Normal children. Brother Leroy is Senior Staff writer for B.L.U.FF Press LLC. In 2011 TheRev was awarded The Pulitzer Prize and Edward G. Murrow Award for his in depth expose’ on the Myth of the Female Orgasm.
Oh come now my wives are far too young and faithfull, for me to ever think about letting them try any head scarf arrangement of this complexity. it would disturb their prayer. If they need to go out amongst the lustfull eyes, I favour them with a simple bag and they seem happy enough sharing that.
Is this a joke? This has to be a joke. You guys are joking right? You seriously did not just say wives have to wear a fucking scarf on their head and live in the kitchen and they like t because “now we don’t have to think for ourselves”? Ya’ll are some fucking scary movie cult shit. Also, I’d like to know how many religious practices in the bible you actually listen to and how many you choose not to listen to. Deuteronomy 28:53 says: “Then because of the dire straits to which you will be reduced when your enemy besieges you, you will eat your own children, the flesh of your sons and daughters whom the Lord has given you.” Have great lives you bunch of children eaters.
We are child eaters? That is a passage in the Bible describing a dire situation resulting from the curse of disobedience. Obviously, that does not apply to us. Ashlee, it is theological error to take something out of context and it is a sin to bear false witness against people. Please choose your words more carefully in the future.
God made both man and woman to have free will, did he not? And I suppose he gave women the gift of free will so they may act as they wish and lead their own lives. When a man orders that a woman wear a veil and basically be “seen but not heard,” that is interfering with her free will.
Think for a second: what if you were the woman here? You would not be happy to be treated this way. Women have made discoveries in the past, and many more today are working alongside men to make the world a better place. It is a good thing they did not have husbands such as yourselves!
I thoroughly hope that none of you are being sincere with these sexist views. You are free to possess them, but please bear in mind that they ARE sexist and would be scorned by most of society that has moved past the 1950s.
I am fine not wearing a scarf or veil thanks. True beauty is on the inside, no matter if I wear what you want me to wear or not. I couldn’t give less of a fuck about what you think. I don’t need a man in my life. I can take care of myself. I don’t need a man to tell me what to do. I am my own person. You are the reason feminism exists and the reason I fight for it. I swear one day we will be equal and you will have to deal with women having the same power as you. You should be ashamed as god gave me free will and I don’t think he/she would be happy about you taking it away.
You know the bible is theoretical astrological hybrid. And you know there was over 1000 historians and philosopher’s that lived in the same time and region Jesus was born in. Not one ever said anything about a man named Jesus
Please tell me where Jesus is and where he lives physically. I can’t wait to see him in real life, not in stupid paintings that are obviously not real *since Jesus lives in the Middle East, he would have darkish skin, very dark hair and brown eyes, not white skin, blue eyes and golden hair*